One of my friends is considering gender reassignment surgery, and she was told that they basically invert your penis to make a vaginal cavity...
My friend actually makes a beautiful girl, so I am very happy that she finally has the money to complete her transition, but we couldn't stop laughing because anyone she has sex with will essentially be placing their penis inside hers...
On a related note, Jamie Lee Curtis has internal testicals...
I did. This morning actually. I'm heading out to my parking garage...open my door, and lo and behold, glass pours out of my car and some Oldie McNearlydead is cracked out in my passenger's seat. The window is shattered, the mirror is shattered, my gps system is ripped out of my dash, my stereo's as damaged as it can possibly be, speakers out...suprised as hell the damn thing wasn't on blocks...The funny thing is, the security is so tight in that garage, that half the time I can't fucking get in, and I live there, so I don't know how this useless sack of shit came and turned my SUV into a goddamn Hilton for the night. read more »
I think some of the people I have met here are vastly entertaining...but I have to wonder, when somebody insults a post or thread of mine, does the author really think I care? I mean, yes, it could be argued that I do because I started this topic, but I started it because I'm honestly curious as to whether or not someone actually thinks their written insults affect any change.
I only come on this site when I'm at work, because pretty much everything else is blocked, and it keeps me occupied...so that shows you how much interest I actually vest in this whole business to begin with. Shouts to the people I've actually had fun conversing with, and to all the people that have thrown their insults on the table (this is for all the rainbow sheeps and morey's out there), thank you for immensly improving my day by making me laugh. =)
Sorry to leave you hanging...events that led up to yesterday's post as follows.
1. Spur of the moment decision to go see fireworks over the Mall in DC.
2. Decided that no trip to DC is complete without spending an obscene amount of money dancing the night away in a club.
3. Went to Club F.U.R., spent six just to avoid extremely long line, and bought a table in VIP.
4. Being the only girl, decided to find some girls for my boys, and invited back for drinks some eastern block girls so gorgeous, it didn't matter that they couldn't english.
5. Boys were happy, time to find someone I could dance with. Too bad the one I picked already had a girlfriend who showed up in the middle of us dancing, and was less than polite as she tried to start some fisticuffs.
6. Decided she wasn't worth forfeiting the money I had already spent, retreated to VIP. read more »
I hope your face hurts worse than my hand.
I'm painfully bored at work right now...somebody better come up with something entertaining...
...of a summer trip to a large group of caverns. It was the largest cave complex in the world, and for the whole thirteen hour flight, I couldn’t sleep for excitement. Once we arrived, our guide explained that the cave was so large, not even people who have lived here their whole lives know it completely. “To know it’s secrets,” He said, “you would have to go in accepting that you’ll never come back out.” We started out just after, excited to even venture into the smallest part of what was, at least to us, the vast unknown, and it occurred to me then that this cave was the closest thing to an embodiment of self I had as yet experienced. The only thing on the entire planet that knew the ins and outs of this cave was the cave itself. No matter how many people tried to understand it, dedicated their lives to it, they would never know, and in trying, might lose themselves to it’s mystery. read more »
It is an understatement to say that I love art, but I recently visited a gallery dealing almost exclusively with Theodore Seuss Geisel, aka Dr. Suess, and instantly reached a whole new level of infatuation. The man's secret art collection is fanfuckingtastic.
I have decided to put this purchase this particular painting...the colors are mezmerizing. It doesn't, unfortunately, have the same effect as a thumbnail...but I encourage everyone to check out his collection. The paintings are quite reasonably priced, at least as art goes, so this is a great chance to own original work without declaring bankruptcy!
I found this quote by Marcus Aurelius...
"Never esteem anything as an advantage to you that will make you break your word or lose your self-respect."
It occurs to me that this is the greatest quote I have found to date. And coming from me, this is quite a statement. I have shelves full of notebooks with nothing but quotes, but as of right now, I like this one the best.
Obviously new round here...after wandering my way through the site, I'm excited to jump in to some awesome conversations...