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  &lt;p&gt;Hello I&#039;m very new and am really enjoying reading my first chuck book, lullaby and am thrilled to read an learn even more about this wonderful mans books.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:36:11 -0500</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;Hi everyone. I have just registered and it looks like I have to post here to exist, I class &quot;existing&quot; as one of the few things I manage to do well but it&#039;d be great if that could be confirmed by some internets people.&lt;/p&gt;

  &lt;p&gt;I live in the UK, I have read most of Chuck&#039;s books (including plowing through Pygmy and Diary yesterday) and class Invisible Monsters as probably my favourite work of his. Other than that I tend to read anything I come across be it Dickens, Steinbeck or Womans Weekly.&lt;/p&gt;

  &lt;p&gt;I am late to writing and have only recently had an epiphany that this is something I would like to do. I think lurking here might help.&lt;/p&gt;

  &lt;p&gt;I said a rude word on local radio once.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 05:28:18 -0500</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;what up other chuck-a-holics my name&#039;s camille and i&#039;m an aspiring writer. i think i&#039;m pretty good. one time i was in the lit mag my high school does.&lt;br /&gt;
  i like soap made of fat, tattoos, and sulking. I don&#039;t care if you guys like me because I don&#039;t need your approval.&lt;/p&gt;

  &lt;p&gt;anyway my favorite book is snuff and I like taking pictures in fish eye.&lt;/p&gt;

  &lt;p&gt;if you want to read some of my writing let me know or something&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 01:19:19 -0500</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;And I&#039;m a cultaholic.&lt;/p&gt;

  &lt;p&gt;I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick.&lt;/p&gt;

  &lt;p&gt;At least I have a sticker that says that, and it makes me laugh. I haven&#039;t found anything to stick it on yet.&lt;/p&gt;

  &lt;p&gt;People like to give me little signs that say things and I hang them around my house. Most recently, one that says &quot;I&#039;ll be Perfect... Just as soon as I get that Walking on Water thing down.&quot; I hung it above my coffee maker. Motivation every morning!&lt;/p&gt;

  &lt;p&gt;I have another little sign that says &quot;I AM wearing my Big Girl Panties! They&#039;re just starting to Bunch. OK.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;

  &lt;p&gt;An my favorite &quot;What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch!&quot; Which I guess is a W.C. Fields quote. That is about all I know of the man, I am bad with remembering any facts about celebrities or notable people, you see, but I do feel I could be friends with him based on that quote. I empathize completely. &lt;span class=&#039;read-more&#039;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000033/hi-my-name-is-amber&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;read&amp;nbsp;more&amp;nbsp;&amp;raquo;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:00:54 -0500</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;Hi everyone. I first heard about chuck through a friend in summer of 2010. she let me borrow her copy of Invisible Monsters and ive been in love ever since(:&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 20:27:18 -0500</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;That person who stays home reading on their weekends...&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 23:13:55 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>Greetings</title>
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  &lt;p&gt;I stumbled on to - and duly signed up to - this fine looking forum while in my constant search of finding new websites to distract my brain whilst at work.&lt;/p&gt;

  &lt;p&gt;I work in the fickle world of television here in London town&lt;/p&gt;

  &lt;p&gt;I like old man Palahniuck.&lt;/p&gt;

  &lt;p&gt;Does the man dabble much in the forum?&lt;/p&gt;

  &lt;p&gt;Probably considered sacrilege to you lot but I&#039;ve not read his last couple of books - am I missing much?&lt;/p&gt;

  &lt;p&gt;Hello&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 10:01:06 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>Oh,</title>
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  &lt;p&gt;Hi.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 02:12:12 -0500</pubDate>
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  &lt;p&gt;From here in the UK. im new round these parts so any forum tips or cheats to help me settle in are welcome otherwise erm helloooo!&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 08:14:48 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>ohai!</title>
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  &lt;p&gt;hello there!&lt;/p&gt;

  &lt;p&gt;i may be new on here, but i&#039;m not new to chuck. i&#039;ve been reading his books for years, i currently have &lt;em&gt;Damned&lt;/em&gt; sitting next to me, and a fresh new &lt;em&gt;Invisible Monsters&lt;/em&gt; tattoo on my foot. i also have a quote from &lt;em&gt;Survivor&lt;/em&gt; right next to it.&lt;br /&gt;
  i&#039;m looking for like-minded readers, because i&#039;m sick of people telling me i&#039;m weird when i try to describe my favorite books haha.&lt;/p&gt;

  &lt;p&gt;~Jessi K!&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 00:35:02 -0500</pubDate>
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