Drugs? Drugs? Did somebody say... drugs? Sex and drugs and other social perversions. If you want it real and you want it blunt and you want it hard and you want it NOW, you just have to dial THIS 900 number... oh, wait. I mean, you just have to read Welsh. This is a case where the movie (Trainspotting) was almost as good as the book (like Fight Club). But, you still haven't lived until you've read Porno. By far, one of the most important works of our generation. And this m*therf*cker's from the UK, too!