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The Pilo Family Circus

'The Pilo Family Circus' by Will Elliott
Joshua Chaplinsky
Send in the muthafuckin' clowns.

Jamey’s got a problem. A problem with over-sized shoes and a red rubber nose. He’s been abducted by clowns and forced to join the circus. Accessible only by a network of port-a-johns and situated on the precipice of hell, The Pilo Family Circus has existed for centuries, harvesting human souls.  But Jamey doesn’t want to be a clown. He wants to go home. Unfortunately, every time he puts on the face paint he becomes JJ- a sadistic bastard with a penchant for terrorizing midgets and gypsies. JJ loves circus life, and has no intention of giving it up. So when Jamey becomes involved in an underground movement aiming to bring down the circus from the inside, JJ decides he might just have to kill him.

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Stephen Elliott

Moods, Masochism, and Murder: A Conversation
Mirka Hodurova
Stephen Elliott photographed by Katharine Emery

Stephen Elliott is “giving” away his latest, yet to be released book; a memoir entitled The Adderall Diaries: A Memoir of Moods, Masochism, and Murder .  

But...with a few simple and lovely conditions attached.

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The Shotgun Writing Intensives Are Now SOLD OUT!

Attention writers!  Lock and load, because it's time to prowl the wasteland of procrastination and start collecting scalps.  Translation:  It's time to get serious about your writing.  Here at The Cult, we do not rest until we're sure that every writer with potential that is reading this has taken that fateful plunge into improving their craft.  We're relentless in this endeavor; to make you all better writers a

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Love, Sex, Fear, Death: The Inside Story of the Process Church of the Final Judgment

"Love, Sex, Fear, Death:  The Inside Story of the Process Church of the Final Judgment" by Timothy Wyllie
Tina Estlin Page
A sober, sardonic recount of life in The Process. Flagellation optional.

Console your eyes; the Thetans throwing beaucoup bucks at the Dianetics funnel have come to level with us lowly, turning their best tricks toward inspirational--there is now a commercial for Scientology. Commercials for cults! It is a new day, people. In between some slick editing and some guy mouthlusting about my life-- "It's yours!” without a slink of irony--I thought I saw Thora Birch smiling back from my set. What? No. What?

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God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything

"God Is Not Great:  How Religion Poisons Everything" by Christopher Hitchens
Joshua Chaplinsky
A literary manifesto that will excite and offend all the right people.

God is Dead
- Nietzsche

God’s not dead, (no) he’s alive
- Christian song

Opinions are like assholes. What I want are facts- cold, hard facts. Like Antonius Block in The Seventh Seal, I want knowledge, not belief.

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'Blindness' by Jose Saramago
Joshua Chaplinsky
When style affects our ability to connect

An unnamed motorist is sitting at a stoplight when he is inexplicably struck blind. A good Samaritan offers help and from there it spreads, introducing us to our cast of characters, becoming an epidemic in the process. An ophthalmologist’s wife remains unaffected, but feigns blindness in order to accompany her husband to quarantine. Together they experience the horrors of a world without sight, and we become witness to the best and worst of humanity.

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Chuck's April Feedback Of Workshop Submissions

Chuck Palahniuk reviews the April Writers' Workshop selections.Today we present not five, but six stories selected from our Workshop's April nominations and sent to Chuck.  Yes, Chuck's been gracious enough to up the ante and read our top six stories each month.

What does this mean for you?

Well, it means an even better chance of getting your story selected, read by Chuck, reviewed in a careful way that will shed insight and enhance your skills at self-editing, and ultimately, the opportunity to have a story of your own featured in our upcoming Anthology.

So, don't miss out.

Join The Workshop!

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Operation Havoc: Photo Challenge King Crowned

Winning photo in the Operation Havoc picture contest!Looks like the good people behind Operation Havoc have awarded a winner of thei photo contest.  Chuck himself selected his favorite pic.  See below for an update from their newsletter.

A message to all members of Operation Havoc:

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