A short conversation between my girlfriend and I concerning The Compleat Motherfucker-
Me: I thought complete was spelled l-e-t-e.
GF: It is.
Me: So what’s this word?
Me: That’s not a real word.
GF: Sure it is.
Me: Then what the hell does it mean?
GF: (Checking iPhone) Kom-plee-ot. Having all parts or elements; lacking nothing; whole; entire.
Me: That’s the definition of complete.
GF: (Smiling) I know.