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The Compleat Motherfucker

"The Compleat Motherfucker" by Jim Dawson
Joshua Chaplinsky
A history of the mother of all dirty words.

A short conversation between my girlfriend and I concerning The Compleat Motherfucker-

Me: I thought complete was spelled l-e-t-e.

GF: It is.

Me: So what’s this word?

GF: Kom-plee-ot.

Me: That’s not a real word.

GF: Sure it is.

Me: Then what the hell does it mean?

GF: (Checking iPhone) Kom-plee-ot. Having all parts or elements; lacking nothing; whole; entire.

Me: That’s the definition of complete.

GF: (Smiling) I know.

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Norman Ollestad

Weathering The Storm
Dennis Widmyer
Norman Ollestad interview on

Author.  Surfer.  Skier.  Survivor.  Norman Ollestad has done quite a lot in his life already.  On February 19, 1979, he was 11-years-old, traveling from Santa Monica airport into Big Bear to retrieve a skiing trophy he had won the day before.  Along for the ride were his father, his father's girlfriend, Sandra, and the pilot of the small, chartered Cessna. 

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Inherent Vice

"Inherent Vice" by Thomas Pynchon
Joshua Chaplinsky
Here's your quote- Thomas Pynchon loved this book! Almost as much as he loves cameras.

Where to begin with Pynchon? Despite being fascinated by premonitory erections and scenes of submissive turd eating, I was defeated by Gravity’s Rainbow in college. This was before I felt the postmodernist bite, and I barely made it a hundred pages in. Years later, I attempted V., trudging through 19th Century British colonies and the Namibian Hereo Wars along with Stencil and the Whole Sick Crew, coming out the other end with less of a grasp of the historical framing than when I began.

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The Hakawati

"The Hakawati" by Rabih Alameddine
Tina Estlin Page
Come, listen, let me tell you a story: märchen and sagen to people your dreams.

Listen. Look, in my dayjob I work with some people who can most delicately be termed characters. You know the type; at home with the mindspring of Kaufman and Solondz. One gentleman in particular I vibe well with, and depending on the amount of drudge to be done that day, to be working next to him is a bane or boon; he is a storyteller. The man yarns. I have been gifted new chapters of the same story on the regular for nearly two years, delivered cantabile-like with purposeful pauses.

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The Pilo Family Circus

'The Pilo Family Circus' by Will Elliott
Joshua Chaplinsky
Send in the muthafuckin' clowns.

Jamey’s got a problem. A problem with over-sized shoes and a red rubber nose. He’s been abducted by clowns and forced to join the circus. Accessible only by a network of port-a-johns and situated on the precipice of hell, The Pilo Family Circus has existed for centuries, harvesting human souls.  But Jamey doesn’t want to be a clown. He wants to go home. Unfortunately, every time he puts on the face paint he becomes JJ- a sadistic bastard with a penchant for terrorizing midgets and gypsies. JJ loves circus life, and has no intention of giving it up. So when Jamey becomes involved in an underground movement aiming to bring down the circus from the inside, JJ decides he might just have to kill him.

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Stephen Elliott

Moods, Masochism, and Murder: A Conversation
Mirka Hodurova
Stephen Elliott photographed by Katharine Emery

Stephen Elliott is “giving” away his latest, yet to be released book; a memoir entitled The Adderall Diaries: A Memoir of Moods, Masochism, and Murder .  

But...with a few simple and lovely conditions attached.

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The Shotgun Writing Intensives Are Now SOLD OUT!

Attention writers!  Lock and load, because it's time to prowl the wasteland of procrastination and start collecting scalps.  Translation:  It's time to get serious about your writing.  Here at The Cult, we do not rest until we're sure that every writer with potential that is reading this has taken that fateful plunge into improving their craft.  We're relentless in this endeavor; to make you all better writers a

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Love, Sex, Fear, Death: The Inside Story of the Process Church of the Final Judgment

"Love, Sex, Fear, Death:  The Inside Story of the Process Church of the Final Judgment" by Timothy Wyllie
Tina Estlin Page
A sober, sardonic recount of life in The Process. Flagellation optional.

Console your eyes; the Thetans throwing beaucoup bucks at the Dianetics funnel have come to level with us lowly, turning their best tricks toward inspirational--there is now a commercial for Scientology. Commercials for cults! It is a new day, people. In between some slick editing and some guy mouthlusting about my life-- "It's yours!” without a slink of irony--I thought I saw Thora Birch smiling back from my set. What? No. What?