Chuck... Gay?

I'm pretty sure I have seen another thread like this Dan which came to the conclusion that Chuck is gay, I'm a go look for em.

He's gay.

:welcome: Yes, he is. Make some research.

[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=22676&highlight=Chuck%2C+gay[/url]

There is this thread among others.

It's alright, ladies. He might swing for the taco while crunk.

I never heard of that expression taco until I came here...totally ruined a delicious food.

Hmmm, I would have never thought.

Does he have a partner?

Yes he does, isnt he a baker or something?

CHUCK IS GAY?

Well, I guess I'll stop reading his books now. And also I won't post on this forum anymore. I'll also have to avoid all people named Chuck.

God, ignorance --- how I miss it.

He's? He's what? Omigodomigodomigod I touched a gay! He didn't give me gay, did he? Did he?!?

All Simpson-esque kidding aside, did nobody see those shoes he wore on tour? Come on, people! How could you NOT know after that?

I like how this thread gets resurrected once every six months, but it's way more fun when someone's homophobia causes them to furiously debate how Chuck couldn't possibly be (to quote Stardust) "a whoopsie".

He had yellow puma shoes.

That's pretty gay.

I wear puma's, but their black. What dose that make me?

[QUOTE=Mricpx;1028448]I wear puma's, but their black. What dose that make me?[/QUOTE]
A homosexual negro.

[QUOTE=Mricpx;1028448]I wear puma's, but their black. What dose that make me?[/QUOTE]

A pirate?

A gay black pirate? whatever

[QUOTE=Mricpx;1028455]A gay black pirate? whatever[/QUOTE]

AARRRGGGGizzle. Walk the plizank.

[QUOTE=Mricpx;1028448]I wear puma's, but their black. What dose that make me?[/QUOTE]

Me too!
And apparently that makes me a homosexual negro, I'm reading.
Hell, at least now I might be able to dance.

I was once in a gay bar twice and I didn't even know it. There's a pretty well-known gay bar in Denver called J.R.'s. I was at a concert with some friends and our car got towed. We were stuck in the big bad city all night, but luckily a friend lived in Denver and was close by. He told us which way to walk and we rolled on over.
When we got there, most of the people in our party were pissed off. The guy we met said to another guy in our group, "Come in and have a drink. I called a taxi, so come have a drink while you wait." These guys were pretty good friends who never really saw each other anymore. But, the friend who was outside said no because his girlfriend was there and wasn't 21 yet, so she couldn't go in, therefore he couldn't go in.
It turned into an arguement, The gay dude saying, "Come on, I'm not leaving until you come have a drink." And my friend was saying everything but "I can't come because my girlfriend won't let me." Finally, I said, "I'll come have a drink. Then we can go." I walked in, he took me up to the bar, I threw down some weird ass drink the color or windex, and then we went back out front. We were standing there for maybe two minutes before the gay dude said, "Hey, let's go back and have another. SO we did. It was only on the way out that second time that I noticed there wasn't a single woman in the entire place.

P.S. Freddy Mercury is the greatest vocalist of all time.

[QUOTE=tomstrong83;1028462]
P.S. Freddy Mercury is the greatest vocalist of all time.[/QUOTE]

I second that. Arguably the greatest frontman ever.

Hes Gay? I had a sneaky feeling but I wasnt sure. I would be so chuffed if Chuck made a pass at me.

Man, i'm new here and all... but i've always assumed Chuck was bi somehow.

Regardless, who cares, its the 1990's for christsakes!

[QUOTE=Simon57;1028617]Man, i'm new here and all... but i've always assumed Chuck was bi somehow.

Regardless, who cares, its the 1990's for christsakes![/QUOTE]
I think it's time to go [i]Back to the Future[/i]!

Perpetuating the initial shock about someone's sexual orientation is like exclaiming "look, a black man!"

makes no difference to anything.

[QUOTE=santa.exists;1028625]Perpetuating the initial shock about someone's sexual orientation is like exclaiming "look, a black man!"[/QUOTE]Hide your forties!

[QUOTE=bskyb;1028657]makes no difference to anything.[/QUOTE]

Exactly. And it shows a lack of tact.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy;1028659]Hide your forties![/QUOTE]

Or in this case, hide the scarves!

[QUOTE=glamhoth;1028624]I think it's time to go [i]Back to the Future[/i]![/QUOTE]

I wish i was Marty McFly.

[QUOTE=Simon57;1028662]I wish i was Marty McFly. :([/QUOTE]
Was Marty McFly secretly gay?
These are the questions! The questions that don't really need to be answered!

[QUOTE=santa.exists;1028625]Perpetuating the initial shock about someone's sexual orientation is like exclaiming "look, a black man!"[/QUOTE]

Is that really really bad? My brother's girlfriend's mom does that so much! It's like, during a fifteen minute car ride with her there'll be at least five "wow - that man is - that man is BLACK...I mean... he is really black!" It's really weird. I wasn't sure though if it was something bad enough to call her on, or tell her to stop, you know?

[QUOTE=santa.exists;1028625]Perpetuating the initial shock about someone's sexual orientation is like exclaiming "look, a black man!"[/QUOTE]

20 years ago we used to do that in Ireland, now its commonplace. Viva La EU!

lol wait... what does it make me when Chuck dressed me up like a bride last night ?
And since I look pretty gay myself on ths picture... lol. I hope people don't get that wrong because I'm proud like hell about this picture.

[QUOTE=Adelheid;1028927]Is that really really bad? My brother's girlfriend's mom does that so much! It's like, during a fifteen minute car ride with her there'll be at least five "wow - that man is - that man is BLACK...I mean... he is really black!" It's really weird. I wasn't sure though if it was something bad enough to call her on, or tell her to stop, you know?[/QUOTE]

One of my fondest college memories was going to Kansas City with my Jazz Music class, which included a Japanese girl. We went down to the historic district (18th and Vine area), which is predominantly black, and the Japanese girl turned to me and said, "Where are all the white people!?"

After we finished laughing we had to explain to her the concept of people sticking to their own "neighborhoods," which completely baffled her.

there is already a thread like this, its probably in my first 30 posts, he was not according to what i remenber

[QUOTE=santa.exists;1028411]It's alright, ladies. He might swing for the taco while crunk.[/QUOTE]

oh fuck. i laughed so hard at that i think i pulled something.

Linguo...dead?
Linguo [I]is[/I] dead.

SIMPSONS REFERENCE ALERT!

[QUOTE=Ironman;1033257]there is already a thread like this, its probably in my first 30 posts, he was not according to what i remenber[/QUOTE]

Heeeere's the pitch... who wants to swing on this one?

Chuck is gay? OMG! thanx god that we have some real men bands like Judas Priest in order to do some manly stuff and not turn into sissies.

So is he gay or not, Will he make a pass at me?

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1033321]So is he gay or not, Will he make a pass at me?[/QUOTE]

try to kiss him! see what happens, you while have a great story for ever to tell and you while answear the riddle, and have a special place in my dead heart.

is he good looking? what am i saying, of coure he is! go for it Irishman, show him your Glorious orange pubic hair!!!!!!

i did go through a phase where it seemed like i was reading an inordinate number of "gay" writer's all in a row - CP, BEE, Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs...made me wonder a bit, not sure WHAT exactly i was wondering, but it did seem...weird

does that really mother?

haHA

[QUOTE=Smartazboy;1028659]Hide your forties![/QUOTE]

^^ funny

I would totally hop in the sack with Chuck. Without hesitation.

[QUOTE=DAN9108;1039363]I would totally hop in the sack with Chuck. Without hesitation.[/QUOTE]

:eek:

of course he's gay... lol

[QUOTE=Iccarus;1094561]of course he's gay... lol[/QUOTE]

Oh,God! It doesn`t matter at all...He`s great author..we love his books ...

It`s like about Tshajkovski....At the conservatorium one student asked professor -
" Professor, was Tshajkovski realy gay? "
and professor said " Yes,he was...But we love him not only for this...."

Guys! Its his life...not yours...sorry

Millions of people are gay.

Why don't you talk about your shock when finding that nifty fact out, as you act as if it's so, so surprising that [I]one[/I] person could be gay...
Now, millions? Hell that could be in Chuck's next book.