Choke 4: A Very Very Very Short Novel by Corellion, Epilogue Contributed By Xec8
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I am Jesus. I hold the lamb to my breasts. The key to remembering the stages of mitosis is [B]I[/B] [B]P[/B]unched [B]M[/B]y [B]A[/B]nus [B]T[/B]oday; Interphase, Prophase, Metaphase, Anaphase, Telophase. When you hear a police-man say, "Keep your hands where I can see them." that's secret code for get a gun and shoot me, an alien parasite has infected my brain and I might kill you. Kill me first!
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[B]Epilogue[/B]: Opiates are the religion of the masses! The void will devour my gargantuan beard!
Holy shit, that's brilliant, you should write choke 5
thankee.
I can't believe I missed this.
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— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
that jesus looks akin to billy ray cyrus. [I]also i'd like your story better if the alien was in your vagina.[/I]