Felching!

I don't know what it means , and I'm pretty happy about that.

I didn't know either. I wish I could forget it now.

I dunno, I saw that and laughed and just thought I should post for some reason...oh yah and I totally dig your name, I've been trying to use it in sentences in posts. Are you for serious? No way!

There's a town in Michigan near where I'm originally from named Felch. Just a little fyi for anyone who gives a rip.

Felch
Hell
Gaylord
michigan is full of fun names

i always think of felching when turkey's being sliced now

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]gives a rip.[/QUOTE]
You talk like the kids in Hanson. :eek:

[QUOTE=Peon of Grand Ambitions]I read IM a long time ago, but is fletching when one guy eats the sperm out of another guys buttocks? I don't really remember that's what I'm associating with the word. That isn't much different than Tossing Salad is it? I mean the jam or jelly you put on the brown blinking eye is just man jelly right? But it is kinda gross. :([/QUOTE]

You spelled it wrong. [b]Felching[/b] is when a guy eats the sperm out of the other guy's butt. [b]Fletching[/b] is the(or a) way to carve a turkey... I think it's that. It does have something to do with carving a turkey though.

Before I read IM, I thought it was the gerbil up the ass thing that I always suspected was 99.9% urban legend. I've known lots of gay guys, some pretty weird gay guys, and I couldn't see them playing with rodents.

The IM explanation makes more sense to me, not as in something I'd want to do, but something I could believe people do.

I'd eat Parker Posey's poop, but I don't think I'd suck my seed and KY out of her.

hehe :)

thanks for the corrections, isn't fletching also the feathers or whatnot on arrows?

This discussion is EXACTLY the sort of thing The Cult needs to perk things up.

I hypothesize that felching would be easier to do with a straw, preferably from McDonalds as those have a larger diameter than some other places. Or maybe a turkey baster. Either way, the whole ass sucking thing does not appeal to me regardless of the sexes involved, I'm just not a fan of anal stuff in general. Although I have information from an anonymous but probably reliable source that the Pope enjoys having his [I]shitbox tongue-jacked[/I].

[QUOTE=meatthinker]This discussion is EXACTLY the sort of thing The Cult needs to perk things up.

I hypothesize that felching would be easier to do with a straw, preferably from McDonalds as those have a larger diameter than some other places. Or maybe a turkey baster. Either way, the whole ass sucking thing does not appeal to me regardless of the sexes involved, I'm just not a fan of anal stuff in general. Although I have information from an anonymous but probably reliable source that the Pope enjoys having his [I]shitbox tongue-jacked[/I].[/QUOTE]
You don't even really need a straw if you get 'em gaping real good. And for whoever said it, it doesn't necessarily have to be a gay thing. But for some reason, I'm thinking a straight guy is gonna be less willing to have sperm in his mouth than a gay dude.

And I'm only a fan of "anal stuff" when it's with a girl who knows how to prep herself. A shower is the basic minimum, but preferably you want her to get an enema beforehand. And god damn her if she has to take a crap and doesn't tell you before you get in there. :eek: No one likes getting into a shitty situation.

[QUOTE=For Serious]You don't even really need a straw if you get 'em gaping real good. And for whoever said it, it doesn't necessarily have to be a gay thing. But for some reason, I'm thinking a straight guy is gonna be less willing to have sperm in his mouth than a gay dude.

And I'm only a fan of "anal stuff" when it's with a girl who knows how to prep herself. A shower is the basic minimum, but preferably you want her to get an enema beforehand. And god damn her if she has to take a crap and doesn't tell you before you get in there. :eek: No one likes getting into a shitty situation.[/QUOTE]
Whan I saw the tread title and who posted it this is pretty much what I expected to find :eek:

[QUOTE=For Serious]Have I offended you? :(

Aw, c'mon, Brock's gone. Someone has to keep this place filthy and indecent.[/QUOTE]
Not at all!! :D I think your great! [SIZE=3][B]Bring on the filth and indecency!![/B][/SIZE]

[QUOTE=morey]I've known what felching was from day one, my pedophile uncle/aunt taught me at age 2 that it was a neat and tidy way to clean up after anal mucus William Burroughs stylee sex. And by the way alpo get a real photo or blank page yer avatar! pretentious twit.[/QUOTE]
Why do you hate me so? :confused:

morey would this be a better avatar for me?
[IMG]http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:d4XZCSPNCPgJ:www.shopfoodex.com/catalog/images/202x3591chopedogfood3_lg.jpg[/IMG]

When did this thread become about insults and hate anyway? Back to the felching, people. This thread is about love. Love expressed when one loving soul blows his gunk into another loving soul's anus, then proceeds to suck it out. That, my friends, is love.

You gotta admit though, it takes a lot of trust to be on either end of that activity. You don't felch with strangers.

:o <--------- This guy's ready for some felching. (the emoticon, not me)

(just finished IM today.)

can't say that i had heard the term before. but i dont think i'll be able to forget it. especially come next thanksgiving. oh man. heh.

Consider it left...

But you're pretty bravely adventurous.

[QUOTE=For Serious]Ever heard the phrase "I'll try anything once." Let's just leave it at that.[/QUOTE]
I used to say that, but then I tried drugs and decided that I better get some standards and raise the bar a bit and that's the truth. Some things like jumping off a bridge, eating fugu, or having a coke stroke you might only get to try once.

[QUOTE=meatthinker]I've heard that it's "salty" maybe it makes a good dip or acoutrement for beer or tequila.[/QUOTE]

Haha, but ewwwwwww.

I've heard pineapple has an effect, too, although I can't remember what, exactly...mostly likely sour. Like duh.

Speaking of golden showers, someone I know was dating this one girl and the first time they had sex, she begged him to pee inside of her and that pretty much put the kibosh on the relationship.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]I've heard pineapple has an effect, too, although I can't remember what, exactly...mostly likely sour. Like duh.

Speaking of golden showers, someone I know was dating this one girl and the first time they had sex, she begged him to pee inside of her and that pretty much put the kibosh on the relationship.[/QUOTE]
That last part is mighty weird. But the golden showers part reminded me that whenever I hear the Creed song [I]Higher[/I] the line about [I]golden streams[/I] always makes me feel like I have to go pee!

PS there was an article in Maxxim about some kind of powder that's supposed to make your come taste better, then there was a really funny letter to the editor that they printed from this guy complaining that he tried it and tasted his come and it still didn't taste good.

Craptacular! I'm seriously eating some Ritz crackers right now. Ack!