Who would u fight?

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anyone in the world, who would u fight?


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i like to shadowbox every now an then


Wed, 07/14/2004 - 23:31

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Bob sagot

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Wed, 07/14/2004 - 23:32

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I'd fight DAVID LYNCH.


Thu, 07/15/2004 - 00:45

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That guy at Home Depot who keeps stealing my cart when I walk down an aisle to get an item, whoever he is. If I find him. I will hit him.


Thu, 07/15/2004 - 00:58

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youd think with a name like 'marxist' youd think of it as a 'community peoples cart' or something


Thu, 07/15/2004 - 01:00

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You might think that, but you'd be wrong. See, I had my can of black spray paint in the cart, as well as a plunger, therefore, it was mine all mine. In fact, I was going to throw the cart in my truck and take it home with me.


Thu, 07/15/2004 - 01:01

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Lucas. I'd fight George Lucas.

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Thu, 07/15/2004 - 06:48

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Dr. Phil. Big guy. Bigger ego. Should be good.


Thu, 07/15/2004 - 06:54

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angelina jolie by far.


Thu, 07/15/2004 - 07:06

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George W. I wouldn't stop when he "taps out" either....


Thu, 07/15/2004 - 13:57

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Med I think you do a double or nothing and take down Spielberg too.

I'd fight my ex-manager Lisa, I lack the capacity to think globally.

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Thu, 07/15/2004 - 14:11

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Celebrities? I think I'd fight Justin Timberlake or someone liek that. I just want boy band blood on my hands.

People I know? I'd probably fight my mother.


Thu, 07/15/2004 - 15:27

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I'd fight Jesus Christ.


Fri, 07/16/2004 - 20:19

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You'd lose.


Fri, 07/16/2004 - 20:32

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Oprah Winfrey. and yes i would still hit her even though she claims to be a woman.


Fri, 07/16/2004 - 22:12

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in all honesty, and in all its lameness, i would have to go with fighting hemingway, he seems like hed prolly be the best bet to give me a run for my money in a knock down drag out fight

either him or a young Ullysses Grant


Fri, 07/16/2004 - 22:13

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[QUOTE=big S]angelina jolie by far.[/QUOTE]
Are u joking? She is so-o hot!


Fri, 07/16/2004 - 23:28

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I would fight everyone that i know at different times


Fri, 07/16/2004 - 23:29

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super old school boxing champ John L Sullivan. or some hollywood pretty boy. GW also.

who am i kidding. line up the whole world and ill mow them all down.


Fri, 07/16/2004 - 23:33

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ive always wanted to hurt fred durst. and i do even moreso since hearing his sudden "look i can be like aaron lewis" style cover of "behind blue eyes"

ohh ohh and the guys who gave 50cent and lil' john recording contracts

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Fri, 07/16/2004 - 23:39

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I'de destroy myself. If I could come back from it.


Fri, 07/16/2004 - 23:50

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i'd fight brad pitt! that guy has all the luck!

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Sun, 07/18/2004 - 11:41

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Only one person?

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Wed, 07/21/2004 - 06:44

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hmm...

i'd fight that fucker that comes to the renaissance festival i work at that wears fucking air-jordans and a purple and green kilt... god that'd be fun...


Wed, 07/21/2004 - 07:23

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Jeeziz Kah-ryst hisself.

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Wed, 07/21/2004 - 07:24

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A clone of myself.

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Wed, 07/21/2004 - 08:39

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the guy in the Godzilla suit.
or the pope.

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Wed, 07/21/2004 - 09:23

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Genghis khan.

chris rock
moses, those bloody commandments!!!

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Wed, 07/21/2004 - 09:26

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I'm taking on The Sun, live in Vegas, on Pay-Per-View.

I have had it with that fucking orb.

I don't care about this, "brings us life" shit either.


Wed, 07/21/2004 - 09:32

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go parka boy, i'll get the t-shirts printed up.

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Wed, 07/21/2004 - 09:53

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[QUOTE=ineedtherapy]go parka boy, i'll get the t-shirts printed up.[/QUOTE]

[I]excellent....[/I]


Wed, 07/21/2004 - 19:07

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[IMG]http://parkaboyvsthesun[/IMG] [QUOTE=Parkaboy][I]excellent....[/I][/QUOTE]

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Wed, 07/21/2004 - 19:53

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how do you upload pics?

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Wed, 07/21/2004 - 19:54

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Well, i guess i'd fight EVERYONE at this Jack's near where i live.

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Wed, 07/21/2004 - 19:55

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The forces of evil, delivering punishment all the way.


Thu, 07/22/2004 - 06:04

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[QUOTE=owenwarland]The forces of evil, delivering punishment all the way.[/QUOTE]
i thought from your avatar that you [b]were[/b] the forces of evil ?


Thu, 07/22/2004 - 06:06

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[QUOTE=karbunkle]i thought from your avatar that you [b]were[/b] the forces of evil ?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I forgot. I meant the forces of everything sugar and spice, and everything nice. Sorry.


Fri, 07/23/2004 - 05:43

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I'd fight Dame Thora Hurd... when she was alive.


Fri, 07/23/2004 - 10:51

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i'd fight Charlton heston, for being an uncaring, remorseless, racist, self-important c__t!

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Fri, 07/23/2004 - 13:57

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't the fights always against somebody the fighter respected? Of course, except the figh between Jack and the blonde kid. anywho....

I'd fight Chuck Palahniuk. He looks like he'd be one of those tiny guys who's a damn firecracker when they get riled up.


Tue, 07/27/2004 - 23:58

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I would fight anyone if they would fight me.


Wed, 07/28/2004 - 07:19

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George Foreman so I can kick him in the grill.


Wed, 07/28/2004 - 07:59

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Fightin'

I'd fight Keeanu Reeves post-Point Break, Bill & Ted, and Parenthood because he could've been the best but now makes shitty movies like the Matrix, Johnny Pneumonic, and Speed. I would destroy something beautiful.

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(Living) I'd fight Martha Stewart, I'd keep her teeth as a beautiful centerpiece on my desk.
(Dead) I'd fight Joan d'Arc, but I'd probably lose because she is a crazy fucked up bitch.


Wed, 07/28/2004 - 20:24

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I'd fight Gerry Howard, Chuck's editor. Since he doesn't accept unsolicited submissions. He's like late 40's early 50's. I could probably take him. I'd be like: "Dude, publish my book or I'm going to pants you and have a dog dressed as a clown molest you all over the internet."

Then I'd be the guy who got famous for beating the crap out of a respected editor and threating him with sexual canine harrasment. But, editors will say anything when a harlequin themed dog has a snout up their ass. You can't trust a word they say after that...

So, I still wouldn't have my book published and I'd probably be in jail. But I could cop insanity with that little adventure and get a publishing deal on the rights to it from someone else.

America is the bomb.


Wed, 07/28/2004 - 20:24

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id fight santa clause, the easter bunny and the tooth fairy. if i could only pick one person though, id be big bird. itd kick his ass, id like to see some red on all that yellow of his.


Wed, 07/28/2004 - 20:32

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You crazy

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Wed, 07/28/2004 - 20:36

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I'll fight the love of my life.
Just to see if i'm capable to do it.


Sun, 08/01/2004 - 00:15

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Daniel radcliffe.


Tue, 08/03/2004 - 14:31

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[QUOTE=R.A.M]Daniel radcliffe.[/QUOTE]

He's got magic, you'd get your ass kicked, muggle.


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