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Hey everyone,

We're doing some late Summer renovations at The Cult and one of the sections we would like to improve upon is our Book sections. We never had a great Quotes addition to each book section. Rather, I had to do outside links to other fan pages that had compiled their list of quotes. But many of these fan sites are no long gone, rendering the link defunct on our end.

So we need you to help us out! Everyone post their favorite INVISIBLE MONSTERS quotes in this thread as replies. After a week or so, we'll take all the quotes and compile them a new quotes sub-section for the respective master section.

Thanks!



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Beauty is power the same way money is power the same way a gun is power.

I might have gotten the order screwed up.

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"The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person."



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This one is priceless:

"You are going to tell me your story like you just did. Write it all down. Tell that story over and over. Tell me your sad-assed story all night"..."When you understand...that what you're telling is just a story. It isn't happening anymore. When you realize the story you're telling is just words, when you can just crumble it up and throw your past in the trashcan...then we'll figure out who you're going to be." pg 61

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"You know how you look at ugly hunchback girls, and they are so lucky. Nobody drags them out at night so they can't finish their doctorate thesis papers. They don't get yelled at by fashion photographers if they get infected ingrown bikini hairs. You look at burn victims and think how much time they save no looking in mirrors to check their skin for sun damage."

“Find out what you’re afraid of and go live there.â€

“All god does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.â€

"...some famous fashion photographer telling me how to feel.
him yelling, give me lust baby.
flash.
give me malice.
flash.
give me detached existentialist ennui.
flash.
give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism."

"Sometimes your best way to deal with shit, she says, is to not hold yourself as such a precious little prize."

"Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct."

"That's what I love about fire, how it would kill me as quick as anybody else. It's so beautiful and powerful and beyond feeling anything for anybody, that's what I love about fire."



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"When nobody will look at you, you can stare a hole in them. Picking out all the little details you'd never stare long enough to get if she'd even just return your gaze, this, this is your revenge."

"I remember all of his porn magazines, and all the details of anal, oral, rimming, fisting, felchng. You could put yourself in the hospital trying to self-suck."

"The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend"

"I'm an invisible monster, and I'm incapable of loving anybody. You don't know which is worse."

"Caged behind my silk, settled inside my cloud of organza and georgetta, the idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give a shit about their problems."

"Thank you for not sharing"

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"This is how I found the strength not to get on with my former life. This is how I found the courage not to pick up the same old pieces."

"Miss Rona says the only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open."

"Our real discoveries come from chaos," Brandy yells, "from going to the place that looks wrong and stupid and foolish."

I'm tired of this world of appearances. Pigs that only look fat. Families that look happy



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"we're all such products" and "another thing is, no matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges too close"



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"Bump," he says, "I think 'fletching' id the word your mother meant."

"We are all self-composting."

"Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known."

"Cootie, Poochie, Pam-Pam, Mr. Bunnits, Choochie, Poo Poo, and Ringer - it's a fun-fur holocaust."

"It's just such a big commitment," Brandy says. "being a girl, you know. Forever."

"I'm only doing this because it's just the biggest mistake I can think to make."

"Anything we want, we're trained to want."

"Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct."

"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

"You look at burn victims and think how much time they save not looking in mirrors to check their skin for sun damage."

"Find what you're afraid of most and go live there."

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I'm trying not to dupliacte the one's that have been posted already... hopefully I won't!

"The only reason we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about out own weekend."

"Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education."

"When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves."

"Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying."

"You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die."

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I think that's all! :)



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This one's a bit weird, I know, but its one of the ones that stood out the most when i read the book and i just really liked it.

"Another thing is no matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their edges up too close."

Gotta love all his books



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sorry left out a bit of the quote...now thats embarrasing

its supposed to be "you'll step back when the pool of their 'blood' edges up too close"

ok i'm done now



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I have this one scrawled on my wall with black charcoal...

"Only when we eat up this planet will god give us another. We will be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create."

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"When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves."



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"your folks are like God because you want to know they're still out there and you want them to approve of your life, still you only call them when you're in crisis and need something."



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"What I really hate is me so I hate pretty much everybody."- pg 266

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um . . . the quote

first page of chapter thirty-one and flowing over onto the next page(284 - 285)

"Miss Evie," Brandy says, " you can act like anything, but, girl, you just totally missed shooting the bulletproof part of my vest"



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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by H.D.Thoreau [/i]
[B]This one is priceless:

"You are going to tell me your story like you just did. Write it all down. Tell that story over and over. Tell me your sad-assed story all night"..."When you understand...that what you're telling is just a story. It isn't happening anymore. When you realize the story you're telling is just words, when you can just crumble it up and throw your past in the trashcan...then we'll figure out who you're going to be." pg 61

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Another I haven't seen yet:

"...each of us being me, me, me first. The murderer, the victim, the witness, each of us thinks our role is the lead."

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if i can't be beautiful, i want to be invisible.

the truth in so few words.



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I always liked "nudity is the most boring thing in the entire world."



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[I]It's funny, but when you think about even the biggest tragic fire it's just a sustained chemical reaction. The oxidation of Joan of Arc[/I]



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Hopefully this is word for word, as I haven't read the book in 2 months, and I'm at work. This is from the scene where the narrator is re-introduced to solid foods.

"Everything pulverized or crushed or mashed. You are what you eat."

That line is so twisted, I had to laugh for a good minute.



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(the last one is my favorite)

What's burning down is a re-creation of a period revival house patterned after a copy of a copy of a copy of a mock-Tudor big manor house. It's a hundred generations removed from anything original, but the truth is aren't we all?

When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?

Oh, and this goes way beyond sorry, Mom. Sorry, God. At this point, I'm not sorry for anything. Or anybody.

Everybody here thinks the whole story is about them. Definitely that goes for everybody in the world.

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"You're a product of our language and our laws and how our laws are and how we believe our God wants us. Every bitty molecule about you has been thought out by some million people before you. Anything you can do is boring and old and perfectly okay. You're safe because you're trapped inside your culture. Anything you can conceive is fine because you can conceive it. You can't imagine any way to escape. There's no way you can get out. The world is your cradle and your grave."



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"What it boils down to is professional modeling means getting paid to overreact to stuff like rice cakes and new shoes."

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.



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"When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of others."

"Almost all the time, you tell yourself your loving somebody, when your just using them."



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I look like shit, dead.
I look like dead shit.
I would stab Evie right now over the telephone.

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apologies in advance for duplicates

"When you go out with a drunk, you'll notice how a drunk fills your glass so he can empty his own. As long as you're drinking, drinking is okay. Two's company. Drinking is fun. If there's a bottle, even if your glass isn't empty, a drunk, he'll pour a little in your glass before he fills his own. This only looks like generosity."

"Who you are moment to moment is just a story."

"A knife, it felt like a knife, and I'd discovered that despite everything that's happened, I still had an endless untapped potential for getting hurt."

"All these thousands of miles later, all these different people I've been, and it's still the same story. Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying? How is it you can keep mutating and still be the same deadly virus?"

"Now is the autumn of our ennui."

"Go figure, but Texans seem to be a lot more comfortable around disastrous house fires than they are around anal sex."



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My favorites are:

"Your heart is my pinata."

"Almost all the time, you tell yourself you're loving someone when you're just using them.
This only looks like love."

"Upside down she could be a complete stanger."

"This is Myss Arden Scotia, of the Denver River Logging and Paper Scotias." Another victim of the Brandy Alexander Witness Reincarnation Project.

"You could choke on the silence."

-BlindByNight



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"I wanted to explode my comfort zone"



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[QUOTE=synical]"You're a product of our language and our laws and how our laws are and how we believe our God wants us. Every bitty molecule about you has been thought out by some million people before you. Anything you can do is boring and old and perfectly okay. You're safe because you're trapped inside your culture. Anything you can conceive is fine because you can conceive it. You can't imagine any way to escape. There's no way you can get out. The world is your cradle and your grave."[/QUOTE]

000OOOooo, I like.
it sounds vaguely familiar.
Jung? Leary?
am i close?

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Nobody is all the way dead yet but lets just say the clock is ticking. pp15

Another thing is no matter how much you think you love sombody, you'll step back when a pool of their blood edges up too close. pp16

Conditions change and we mutate. pp81

Santa Clause us just a story. He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Clause.

Its not that we don't love you, it's just that we dont show it. pp100

The future is just wasted on some people. pp102

I'd smile too, you know, if i had any lips pp103

When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We will be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create. pp104

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves

Even if i overcompensate, nobody will ever want me. Not Seth. Not my folks. You cant kiss someone who has no lips. Oh, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me. Ill be anyone you want me to be.

This only looks like generosity

It wasnt horrible, but it wasnt love

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chuck is way too deep...

so here are my faves. i left out all of the he said she said stuff, so the quotes are down to the essentials. again, i am sorry for repeats.

shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a vaccuum cleaner, a Barbie doll. erasing a somputer disk. burning a book. probably that goes for killing anybody in the world, we're all such products. (p. 12)

She says "do you love me?" it's when folks ask questions like this that you lose the spotlight. this is how folks trap you into a best-supporting role. even bigger than the house being on fire is the huge expectation that i have to say the three most worn-out words you'll find in any script. they're just words is all. powerless. vocabulary. dialogue. (p. 18)

gotta go now, but i will post more. how can i not?



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This is probably my fav quote from this book.
And I am boring but I also really "I'm sorry Mom, I'm sorry God"

[QUOTE=sparq-l]"The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person."[/QUOTE]



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"When did the future went from being a promise to become a threat?"

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great ending quote

my favorite line from the whole book was the last one.

[B]"I don't need them at this moment, or the next,or the next, forever.
Completely and totally, permanetly and without hope, forever and ever, I love Brandy Alexander.
And that's enough"[/B] :(



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Shannon to her parents:

"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubricant and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."



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"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. "

"The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person."

"When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves."

"When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?"

"another thing is no matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges too close"

"when you dont share your problems, you resent hearing thr problems of other people."



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[QUOTE=Titan40]my favorite line from the whole book was the last one.

[B]"I don't need them at this moment, or the next,or the next, forever.
Completely and totally, permanetly and without hope, forever and ever, I love Brandy Alexander.
And that's enough"[/B] :([/QUOTE]

:(, indeed......

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Out of all the Palahniuk novels, I couldn't think of a character that embodies me more than Shannon - that made it incredibly difficult to select a single quote, but this one is particularly poignant for me personally...

"Love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, I'll be anybody you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I can be thin with big breasts and big hair. Take me apart. Make me into anything, but just love me."



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Shit, I don't have the book in front of me, so I can't quote it right, but the part about the realtor opting not to "watch a monster poop into a seashell" had me laughing like a madman.



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give me a face. Flash

i still find the funny

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Where’s the body?
Can it be traced to me?
Who the fuck did I kill?
What’s happening to me?
I didn’t do this shit, did I?



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"hysteria is impossible without an audience. panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in an empty room. you feel really silly."

"Anymore, when I see the picture of a twenty-something in the newspaper who was abducted and sodomized and robbed and then killed and here's a front-page picture of her young and smiling, instead of me dwelling on this being a big, sad crime, my gut reaction is, wow, she'd be really hot if she didn't have such a big honker of a nose. My second reaction is I'd better have some good head and shoulder shots handy in case I get, you know, abducted and sodomized to death. My third reaction is, well, at least that cuts down on the competition." page 16

"and sometimes being mutilated can work to your advantage. all those people now with piercings and tattoos and brandings and scarification... what i mean is, attention is attention." page 53

"it's not that i'm some detached lab animal conditioned to ignore violence, but my first instinct is maybe it's not too late to dab club soda on the bloodstain." page 13



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On game shows some people will take the trip to France, but most people will take the washer dryer pair.
-Brandy Alexander

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.
-Seth Thomas

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.
-Narrator

The rest have already been mentioned...



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Don't know if this has been thrown up, but oh well:

"Everybody here's just itching to be cremated."

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love and hate, what's the difference again?

" And I want Seth dead. Worse than dead, I want him fat and bloated with water and insecure and emotional. If Seth doesn't want me, I want to not want him." p115



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Give me attention.
Flash.
Give me adoration
Flash.
Give me a break.
Flash.



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My favorite quotes from this book are:
* "Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known."
* "We are all such products."
These quotes are so true. I just can't express how much I love Chuck's books. He is my favorite writer!