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Take A Bite Off The Cover Of 'BEAUTIFUL YOU'!

'Beautiful You' by Chuck Palahniuk

Today, we're happy to bring you the Warhol-esque cover for Chuck Palahniuk's upcoming novel Beautiful You! We also have an official description listed on its Amazon page:

From the author of Fight Club, the classic portrait of the damaged contemporary male psyche, now comes this novel about the apocalyptic marketing possibilities of female pleasure. Sisters will be doing it for themselves. And doing it. And doing it. And doing it some more . . . Penny Harrigan is a low-level associate in a big Manhattan law firm with an apartment in Queens and no love life at all. So it comes as a great shock when she finds herself invited to dinner by one C. Linus Maxwell, aka "Climax-Well," a software mega-billionaire and lover of the most gorgeous and accomplished women on earth. After dining at Manhattan's most exclusive restaurant, he whisks Penny off to a hotel suite in Paris, where he proceeds, notebook in hand, to bring her to previously undreamed-of heights of orgasmic pleasure for days on end. What's not to like? This: Penny discovers that she is a test subject for the final development of a line of sex toys to be marketed in a nationwide chain of boutiques called Beautiful You. So potent and effective are these devices that women by the millions line up outside the stores on opening day and then lock themselves in their room with them and stop coming out. Except for batteries. Maxwell's plan for erotically enabled world domination must be stopped. But how?

Beautiful You is scheduled to be released by Doubleday on October 21, 2014. Amazon is saying the book clocks in at 240 pages. The tagline for the book? "A billion husbands are about to be replaced."

Pre-order Beautiful You today!