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Read An Excerpt From "Beautiful You"

"Beautiful You" by Chuck Palahniuk

Chuck Palahniuk's upcoming novel Beautiful You doesn't come out until October 21st, 2014. But for those who can't wait, and want a taste of what this book has to offer, we have for you today an excerpt.

From Doubleday:

"A billion husbands are about to be replaced."

From the author of Fight Club, the classic portrait of the damaged contemporary male psyche, now comes this novel about the apocalyptic marketing possibilities of female pleasure. Sisters will be doing it for themselves. And doing it. And doing it. And doing it some more . . . Penny Harrigan is a low-level associate in a big Manhattan law firm with an apartment in Queens and no love life at all. So it comes as a great shock when she finds herself invited to dinner by one C. Linus Maxwell, aka "Climax-Well," a software mega-billionaire and lover of the most gorgeous and accomplished women on earth. After dining at Manhattan's most exclusive restaurant, he whisks Penny off to a hotel suite in Paris, where he proceeds, notebook in hand, to bring her to previously undreamed-of heights of orgasmic pleasure for days on end. What's not to like? This: Penny discovers that she is a test subject for the final development of a line of sex toys to be marketed in a nationwide chain of boutiques called Beautiful You. So potent and effective are these devices that women by the millions line up outside the stores on opening day and then lock themselves in their room with them and stop coming out. Except for batteries. Maxwell's plan for erotically enabled world domination must be stopped. But how? 

Read the full excerpt from BEAUTIFUL YOU here!

And if you haven't yet, you can pre-order the book from these sources:

Amazon
Barnes & Noble
Indiebound
iTunes
Powells

And be sure to read more about the novel on our official page for it here!

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