Happy Holidays From The Cult!
On behalf of ChuckPalahniuk.net, we want to wish you all a Happy Holidays! We hope that you're with family and friends this season, and that you get to relax and enjoy yourself. I've got a sister who's moving to San Francisco, so most my time spent in New York this week has been helping her pack and load moving trucks. But I'm finally relaxing on the couch now, with my laptop, staring at a lit up Christmas tree and watching Modern Marvels on the History Channel.
Let me take a moment to let you all in on some buzz in 2009 to get you all excited and curious. We have some exciting news. News so big, that Chuck is actually going to be revealing them on the site himself, on New Year's Day. So definitely make sure you're all logged into The Cult on January 1st. I can also tell you that big improvements are coming to the site. Probably not till around February. But these are changes we think you will all like and appreciate.
So until then, stay tuned. Just don't speculate too much. We want this to be a surprise, after all. 
Comments
Merry Christmas, Dennis! I hope you're enjoying your time in New York. Also, I can't wait for the big reveal on New Year's Day. Being privy to most of the particulars, I'm even more jazzed than I'd be if I just had to guess about it.
*They'll never drag it out of me.
no. ive thought hard about it and all, but i just cant be bribed out of it.
am sooo looking forward to the update news!!
merry christmas den mark kirk clay meerk and frank
Looking foward to it, thanks for another great year with the site, interesting as it may have been.
Hey, right back attcha JK!
We've got a good year ahead of us.
Happy Holidays, Cult and admiral Dennis.
hi, I'm from italy, so I speak a spaghetti english.. you know: pizza mamma spaghetti mafia mandolino..
I'd like to have the direct mail to mr. palahniuk because I'd like to wrote him an e-mail where I can explain how much I extimate him
Please write me back
"L'assassino, la vittima, il testimone, ciascuno di noi pensa che il proprio ruolo sia quello del protagonista"
Chuck's fanmail window is currently closed, but waiting for his next tour or for the famail window to open will give you a chance to touch up on your English
did he say he was going to exterminate him??
happy holidays all - very exciting, can't wait to see the chaos and excitement this news will create
If I log in tonight around one will it be up?
me love cult!!
I can't stop f5-ing.... and now I have to go....
but whatever it is... count me in... you people have my creditcardnumber right?
BATEMAN !!!
hahaha yeah, the card is on file. nice to see you about !
this year is gonna be amazing
-kabol
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Maybe I've missed something. I'm prone to misreading when I'm as tired as I am. But when is Chuck going to drop the news-bomb? Is there a certain time, or some other detail that I've overlooked?
Sometime today. That's all we know.
All right. Well, it looks like I'll continue to refresh the page every ten to fifteen minutes, then. Thanks.
Hey guys,
I emailed Chuck about this yesterday. Haven't heard back yet, so he's probably not checked his email. I may call him later, but I'd like to give it a little more time first. So just be patient please. Thanks!
Dennis you are a tease.
So it's not happening today?
Don't mess yourself, there are still 8.5 hours to go!
Does anyone else think that Chuck may just be a little hungover?
he doesn't strike me as much of a drinker.
The suspense is killing me.
It'll happen, dont worry.
Yeah, no worries. Someone has fried Chuck and egg and given him V8 juice by now.
well?
Well what?
Did you call him Dennis?
I still think it'd be really funny if this is how Chuck let's us know that he hates the site.
maybe it'll be another fan mail window? I don't know.
:SPOILER:
gordon blackstone was chuck all along!
this really small pathetic part of me still clings to the hope that it'll be we're getting rid of drupal.
I don't think calling him Dennis would help. His name is Chuck.
hah! I smiled.
i wanted to make that joke so bad, but i woulda hated myself if i did.
it was in the catagory of jokes my mom would make.
If Chuck is really in on this you know it will be awesome and worth the wait. If it's a hoax, it's still pretty funny that we're all glued to our computer monitors hitting refresh over and over on our holiday!
oh, i'm sure it's no hoax or anything. it'll just be a day or two before anything shows up. but it will show up.
Nine Inch Nails and Chuck have held out on the fans this holiday! I think they're in cahoots.
Well, it's still before 9pm PCT anyway.
Howdy, folks. I decided it was better not to call him. I'd rather have him remember on his own, then get him on the phone and have him feel bad that he forgot. Regardless, I doubt it's going to happen tonight. I apologize for that. I hate keeping you all in suspense, but I promise you, it's worth the wait.
Let's see what tomorrow (Friday) brings.
huh? He would still feel bad about being late either way. I understand he's a busy guy and we don't want to pester him, but I don't follow your logic.
Haha
It makes perfect sense. It seems it's better to have a legion of people pressing f5 every 5 minutes instead of calling the one guy that can deliver the fix 
Making Chuck feel bad isn't the worst thing that can happen...
"Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that Chuck does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen."
omg just chill out and wait.
Who's Chuck?
=D
KABOL!!
Good to see you too, and I hope the news is something that means we'll be seeing eachother much more often....
When I'm dead from suspense he'll be sorry.
well, at least corellion's ban will probably be over by the time any news comes out.
two days and he's back. he still hasnt hit me back on my emails. maybe i have the wrong one anymore. i'll ask him when he gets back.