Chuck Palahniuk's July Essay, "Names Versus Pronouns"
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Here's an excerpt:
The obvious problem with avoiding pronouns is repeating nouns until they become monotonous. For example, "Shelley Parker closed the book. Then, Shelley Parker dropped the book on the floor. Shelley Parker bent at the waist to retrieve the book."
No, using the pronouns "she" and "it" wouldn't make these sentences much better, just shorter.
So instead, consider that everything has multiple names, the least-powerful of which is the usual noun. For example, "Shelley Parker closed the book. Then, Miss Parker dropped the dusty thing on the floor. The coy minx bent at the waist to retrieve the crumpled pile of pages."
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