Chuck Palahniuk On Shoplifting

Posted September 19th, 2008 by Dennis
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This was recorded from Borders 1, while in Ann Arbor, MI, for Chuck's 'Snuff' tour. Chuck explains how to prevent stock shrinkage by teaching fans the best books to steal! Hysterical.

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Fri, 09/19/2008 - 21:50
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does he want me to go steal these books? Sideways

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Fri, 09/19/2008 - 22:57
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Josh Brolin wasnt in 30 Days of Night.

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Sat, 09/20/2008 - 00:04
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Thanks, Chuck. The shoplifter in me has never been so conclusive.

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Sat, 09/20/2008 - 02:57
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Pick up one of those free weekly papers that are available in all mid-sized cities and slip magazines or slim paperbacks between its gaily-colored pages.

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Sat, 09/20/2008 - 04:13
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Josh Brolin wasnt in 30 Days of Night.

i noticed that too. I'll still buy his books and all but I got serious doubts as to the guys pop culture suggestions anymore.

also, those seemed to be terrible shoplifting techniques he was giving!

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Sat, 09/20/2008 - 09:01
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it doesn't matter if josh brolin was in 30 days of nights, i like that chuck doesn't know.

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Sat, 09/20/2008 - 09:10
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he's never even seen the movie probably!

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Sat, 09/20/2008 - 09:13
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i haven't seen it but i know its that guy from virgin suicides with the uni-brow.

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Sat, 09/20/2008 - 12:45
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Hmmmmm.... Yeah those little magnetic strips Chuck mentioned. I've found that they are most often slipped into the bindings or in the pages or sometimes behind the cover, but nevertheless some very good reading suggestions, and very bad shoplifting techniques.

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Sat, 09/20/2008 - 13:40
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While Brolin wasn't in it, I think he has seen it because I remember him using the plot points from the film in one of his monthly essays.

I have yet to see it as well.

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Sat, 09/20/2008 - 14:36
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that was weird

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Sat, 09/20/2008 - 16:30
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haha Josh Brolin and Josh Hartnett are funny guys to get mixed up.

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Sun, 06/21/2009 - 00:02
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RE:#1 No more than he wants you to beat strangers up in the basements of bars. Smile

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Fri, 12/11/2009 - 19:12
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30 Days of Night was wow bad. Funny parts though, but not supposed to be funny.

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