Fight Club Movie Quotes

Jack: "You're a tourist. I saw you at melanoma, tuberculosis and testicular cancer." Marla: "I saw you practicing this... Jack: "Practicing what?" Marla: "Telling me off. Is it going as well as you hoped?"

"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke." -Jack

"If I did have a tumor, I would name it Marla. Marla, the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you would stop tonguing it, but you can't." -Jack

"We are a generation raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is the answer." -Tyler

"It's a bridesmaid's dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day, then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree -- so special, then, bam -- it's abandoned on the side of the road, tinsel still clinging to it. Like sex crime victims, underwear inside-out, bound with electrical tape." -Marla

"Man, you've got some fucked up friends. Limber, though..." -Tyler

"The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on, you dance the night away with a stranger, and then you throw it away - the condom, that is, not the stranger." -Marla

"Do you want to listen and see if my spirit can use the telephone?" -Marla

"In the event of a dildo, we have to use the indefinite article 'a dildo', never 'your dildo'" -airport security guy

"Self-improvement is masturbation, maybe self-destruction is the answer." -Tyler

"You have to know, not fear, that some day you are going to die. Until you know that and embrace that, you are useless." -Tyler

"It's Only after we've lost everything that were free to do anything"