Do you realize?
There's going to come a point soon when people start joining this website that were born after it was created? I'm not sure I'm ready to face that.
Is this gonna be a thread where people can complain about how old they are?
*Leaves*
*Leaves*
You just wait! As soon as you see that first person that was born after the date you joined up, you'll want to drink a gallon of Drano!
We already booked Prince to perform at the party.
By Prince, Mirka means Prince Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson's eldest son.
Also, I wanted to start posting pictures to the lyrics for the Flaming Lips' song.
Nah, we got the OLD Prince. 
When was this website created?
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
¿'99 I presume?
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
2003 for the forums, iirc.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Every time I see this thread title I get that damn flaming lips song in my head. Annoying.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
No kiddin'.
This is why we can't have nice things.
So this is the old people thread then?
Wait...Mel is not yet allowed in the old people thread.
This signature does not quote anything. Evar.
I'm so old that I've never heard a Flaming Lips song.
I'm so old I can almost drink legally. GAWD. Just kill me.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
My thread!
Mine!
No. Melody is not allowed in the old people thread.
This is why we can't have nice things.
FINE!
*slams door*
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I'll be joining you guys in here in about 8 hours.
w00t.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Where's Mena? She needs to get her hinny in here too.
Aw Phooey! You little whipersnapers don't know what's good for ya! Couldn't tell yer tail from yer top... Why when I was your age...
GET OFF MY GRASS YOU HOOLIGAN!!!
*shakes cane
Where's Mena? She needs to get her hinny in here too.
Aw Phooey! You little whipersnapers don't know what's good for ya! Couldn't tell yer tail from yer top... Why when I was your age...
GET OFF MY GRASS YOU HOOLIGAN!!!
*shakes cane
hahaha
too bad at 23 I already sound like that and i'm too stubborn to use a cane yet.
I'm going to change my name to Messiah because I have outlived Jesus.
haha Frank you're over 33? I thought you were about my age (31). Not that there's much of a difference.
*cough* old farts *cough*
GET OFF MY LAWN!!
Fuck you guys, I'm not old.
Feh.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I want to say that if you're younger than my parents you're not old but that seems unfair since I still consider my parents to be young. I'm pretty sure most of you are younger than them though.
I turned 33 a couple weeks back.
Good job outliving Jesus!
lol
I did some wonky math and decided we had members born after the sites creation. Turns out I am just far too sober for an, uh, early monday afternoon...
I was reading other peoples numbers incorrectly.
Panic attack averted
This is why we can't have nice things.
Not long anyhow.
We have Gabby, who must have been born in 1996. And then there is Gabriel always hacking my account, the brat.
Welcome to my private hell, Nate.
This is why we can't have nice things.