The Taco Bell appreciation thread (formerly: Blogs are going away - Get them while they're hot!)

I scoff at your fast-food!

For one never compare the Bell to authentic Mexican food(I'm pretty sure I stated this before)

Two their shells/tortillas will always be crap that you can't call them tortillas.

Third you must always eat Taco Bell when faded, drunk, or with serious Bell cravings*.

Also it's not so bad to lash out on Taco Bell it is one of the worst fast food chains I do like it better than del taco though with the exception of Del Tacos crinkle cut chili cheese fries.

*Pregnant lady/Fat ass cravings where you will bite the persons hand that serves you because you are so desperate for the cheesy gordita crunch.

And now this post has made me go out and get cheesy gordita crunch. hghghghgmmmmmmm

hahaha i can't believe i just saw this.

I always order a 6 layer burrito. Its a 7 layer with no tomatoes. One time I was really drunk and ate most of one then threw up out in the Taco Bell parking lot, then my buddy told me "No wonder you threw up there's tomatoes in it" and laughed. I mumbled, "No, I said no tomatoes and I don't see any i this burrito" he then preceded to pick up a tomato bit out of my vomit and show it to me thus proving his point... I then grumbled "Those bastards!".

haha that's gross and a true friend(?) for digging through your throw up.

You just incriminated yourself, Pete. I shall be sending the police to arrest you. Please stay where you are.

I did, didn't I...

Yeah that was the good old days Jaz, the good old days. When all I could afford to eat was a taco bell burrito or some Jack in the box taco's which were also a small addiction. You know the ones 2 for a dollar. I could sit and eat 6-8 of those and sometimes I would save a few for later and eat them cold.

jack in the box tacos are probably one of the few drunk foods i can't touch with a ten foot pole. i had them once maybe 10 years ago and i just cannot bring myself to even look at them now.

I tried them when I was in Cali. I didn't care for them.

Prunk Dete?

http://5secondfilms.com/watch/dui

hahaha was that you this weekend? hahaha

Pretty much...

Without wrecking my car thank God.

haha well i'm pretty sure Jameson and Heineken will do that to you. I mean Jameson alone... sheesh. Well hopefully next time you'll start counting the calories of each shot you take so you won't get so hammered.

so, this is called the Taco Bell appreciation thread nowadays? now i really wish that i've tried the shit.

I believe we're using the word "appreciation" loosely, here.

Don't worry Matt you'll get to try Taco Bell one day and you may end up hating us afterwards for making this thread.

She shit in them and keeps them under her bed.

I just thought you would all like to know that I'm thinking about stopping at Taco Bell on my way home from work... what to get?

cheesy gordita crunch? i rarely get any of the fancy stuff there. i stick to the basics. ohhh but if you want to try something new try the cheesy potatoes sooo good. it's on the side menu.

I thought Taco Bell was pretty gross the one time I tried it.

also, what's with these new fancy tacos (cantina? or something?) they keep advertising with a slice of lime? do they think that having a slice of lime will make people oblivious to the fact that the taco only contains meat, onions and a little cilantro? no way the meat at taco bell is of a quality that allows it to be served without any other accoutrements.

yeah i stick to the good ol' mystery meat in their crunchy cardboard yellow taco shells and maybe the nachos or mexican pizza

I have heard from reliable sources that those cantina tacos are really bad. They're trying to imitate the food cart/street kiosk things they have in Mexico and apparently failing at it.

I think I'll stick to McDonalds crispy chicken snack wrap with chipotle dressing

Damn now I have a real hankering for some fast food

A Tijuana street taco is a Very Good Thing. No way Taco Bell gonna get that right.

Tose are pretty great. Best I ever had were in Guadalajara though. I think it's because the dogs eat healthier there.

but also

Because I posted that exact same thing almost. I think in THIS thread...

Yes, you as well as a couple other people.

Well you and Jazz would be better judges of authentic mexican food. I've had it before. But only a few times. At parties thrown by this mexican family that I helped out.

I really wish I could just go to TJ like old times and pick up a few tacos and mulitas then go back home.

You can't jiggly down to Olivera Street?

Olvera Street is alright. There are plenty of other places to go to that have great mexican food as well but it's still not quite the same. You know the diesel in the air, the flies buzzin' around the salsa, the dirty fat drunk guy with his shirt unbuttoned half way down, and like I mentioned before the stray dog roaming around the stand drinking the dirty water out of one of the many potholes.

Atmosphere is kinda important.

I still think tacos below the border taste different though. I've had some amazing tacos and carne asada here in california, and i'm talking tortillas a la mano(by hand) and fresh homemade salsa but I don't know what it is it just doesn't compare. Comes very close though.

Kirk: master of internet wallpaper humor!

Ahh I love the background! That's my favorite thing to order at Taco Bell and now i'm gonna want to go buy some every time I open this thread!

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When did the background image of this page become tacos.... Kirk?

Hahahaha! awesome.

This thread keeps getting better and better!

Why do you think Tacos aren't like some evil racial stereotype for Mexicans like Fried Chicken is for black people? Or is it and I just don't realize?