What did Chuck write in your book?
Just got mine today, guessing Sweden was a long way to travel. anyhow:
Bidding Citizen Victor, Execute Best Glorious Beautiful Punching Panda.
So what did he write in yours?

bring operative Mike rocuts more bones to break! coincidentally right after i broke my collarbone

"Hah ha! Bring me more bones to break!"
"To the beautiful, lovely top citizen Smokie" *swoon*, LOL.
S.
"To best top comrade". In my choke he wrote "to a fellow pervert Russian" that was my favorite.
general sarcasm
"Chuck Palahniuk"
To J. Kabol
Bringing you here
Best top happy success-!!

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hahaha needless to say, i couldnt figure it out, what it was he'd been smoking, until i read it
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
fuck that I wasnt about to pay an entrance fee and see chuck at a fucking theatre. Lame and impersonal the NYC ones are sucking more and more each year. I think chuck should go to long island as well for his next book tour. It would take a lot of pressure off the manhattan one.
It was for my bday...
"best most-happy 23rd day of birth to agent amanda #1 fan of operative chuck palahniuk" and its stamped "classified top secret" and "property of ministry of truth" 2 stamps on the 1st page that says pygmy, 2 stamps on the page w/ the lit of his books


Something something top operative Giggan, The best virgin mary ever!
I was dressed really ethnic.
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