only 600 dudes?

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For what i know, there's movies (a movie) that has one girl taking on 2000 guys. so i can't really get to that WOW feeling about Cassie doing "only" 600. sorry Chuck.

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When you do over 600 guys, you are allowed to be unimpressed.

 

 

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i did not say that i'm not impressed. just missed out on that OMFG feeling.

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I dunno, I'm not catched up on porn.  Maybe in the sequel they'll have more! 

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According to wikipedia, no one has topped 759

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gang_bang_pornography

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Kirk wrote:

According to wikipedia, no one has topped 759

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gang_bang_pornography

nice job, jessica. you still hold the record.

 

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Har har har.....

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umm... why is there a google add for the official site for Tom Cruise in this thread? how may guys has he done?

also, i dont really think you're supposed to really have an OMG feeling over the 600 guys... i certainly didnt. if i was watching the actual movie i might feel that way. but definately not in the book. the OMG is supposed to come with the twist at the end.

the 600 is meh because its talked down and while everyone's like yay world record, theres still the part in everyone's mind where she's probably already done more than 600 different people. its just gonna hurt way more this time.

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i think it was that gangbang 2000 movie i was thinking about, then i stand corrected.

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yeah i thought the whole idea of the gang bang in the book was it was supposed to be the end all be all of gang bang movies, like no one could ever top this one kind of thing. But 600 ain't nothing, there's like a new 600 gangbang porno out every other week.

that's probably one of the reasons i'm not in any kind of hurry to read it.

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Kirk wrote:

According to wikipedia, no one has topped 759

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gang_bang_pornography

Wikipeepeedia is wrong. The actual world record was set at an adult film convention in 2004 by a lovelyness by the name of Lisa Sparxxx with 919 guys. I've heard somewhere about it since being topped by over a thousand guys but havn't cared enough to look into it.

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Who is that in your avatar Ritt?

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My wife.

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its only supposed to be the end all be all because she's supposed to die from all the banging. and really...if someone died from all the banging they probably wouldnt let people try and top it. NTM its book land. its not real life. in book land you can make any number the record. i think most people would say "gee... 600? damn thats a lot at one time i guess it could be the record"

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O my dear God...600 isn't enough to say..."ouch?" really...? As the proud owner of a vagina I must say the thought alone is enough to make my insides hurt! (call it empathy) But if this were a true life confession I'd have to admit watching one girl with two dudes is difficult...the girl always looks as though it is destroying her!

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Houston did 620 almost ten years ago-

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KJT wrote:
O my dear God...600 isn't enough to say..."ouch?" really...? As the proud owner of a vagina I must say the thought alone is enough to make my insides hurt! (call it empathy) But if this were a true life confession I'd have to admit watching one girl with two dudes is difficult...the girl always looks as though it is destroying her!

so....you up for just one then? huh? huh?
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Everyone wants to be a porn star! lol

lmao...are you asking me on a date, NP? (we could start rumors...lol)

I guess the avid porn watchers know all about the gang bangs...I just don't think I'd ever be able to see that without feeling ill.

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guttertest wrote:
Houston did 620 almost ten years ago-

ouchie! But I'm not hating...everything is bigger in Texas!

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KJT wrote:
Everyone wants to be a porn star! lol

lmao...are you asking me on a date, NP? (we could start rumors...lol)

I guess the avid porn watchers know all about the gang bangs...I just don't think I'd ever be able to see that without feeling ill.


you know what's better than starting rumours? Proving rumours to be true!
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you know what's better than starting rumours? Proving rumours to be true! [/quote]

ok...but no turning me out into the porn indusrty as a gang bang expert...promise?

and one other thing...
If there are to be rumors they better be juicy ones Smile

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I've got nothing else to add.
I'm no good at sexually-charged banter.

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o my, sir...no one said it had to be charged...I'm not a hooker...lol

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