More titles for porn films...
Laid in Manhattan,
Raging Boner,
Lawrence and a Labia,
Schindler's Fist,
Star Whores,
High Moon,
Annie Balls,
A Street Whore named Desire,
Roses are red
And ready for plucking
You're sixteen
And ready for high school.
-Kurt Vonnegut
my favorite title has alwas been A Rear and Pleasant Danger.
why, simply by replacing one word in any movie with "cock" or "boner" you can turn any ordinary film into pornography with hilarious results.
to demonstrate, here are the top 5 movies in america right now according to imdb.
- The Incredible Hulk
- Kung Fu Panda
- The Happening
- You Don't Mess with the Zohan
- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
i will now replace certain words.
- The Incredible Cock
- Cock Fu Panda
- The Cockening
- You Don't Mess with the Cock
- Indiana Boner and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cock
we can also apply the same theorem to films opening this week.
and coming attractions.
- COCK·E
- Bonered
- Hancock (NO EDIT NECESSARY. ALREADY HAS COCK IN TITLE.)
- The Cockness
- Cockboy II: The Golden Boner
as well as films now on dvd.
- Boner Kind Rewind - DVD
- Welcome Home, Cockscoe Jenkins - DVD
- "Cock Notice": Season 1 - DVD
- "Cockifornication": Season 1 - DVD
- Fool's Boner - DVD
and films coming soon to dvd..
- 10,000 B.C.(B.C. STANDS FOR 'BONER COCKS') - DVD
- Bonerpolis - DVD
- The Spidercock Chronicles - DVD
- Definitely, Cock - DVD
- In Boners - DVD
porn names equal freudian slip apparently
why, simply by replacing one word in any movie with "cock" or "boner" you can turn any ordinary film into pornography with hilarious results.
to demonstrate, here are the top 5 movies in america right now according to imdb.
- The Incredible Hulk
- Kung Fu Panda
- The Happening
- You Don't Mess with the Zohan
- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
i will now replace certain words.
- The Incredible Cock
- Cock Fu Panda
- The Cockening
- You Don't Mess with the Cock
- Indiana Boner and the Kingdom of the Crystal Cock
we can also apply the same theorem to films opening this week.
and coming attractions.
- COCK·E
- Bonered
- Hancock (NO EDIT NECESSARY. ALREADY HAS COCK IN TITLE.)
- The Cockness
- Cockboy II: The Golden Boner
as well as films now on dvd.
- Boner Kind Rewind - DVD
- Welcome Home, Cockscoe Jenkins - DVD
- "Cock Notice": Season 1 - DVD
- "Cockifornication": Season 1 - DVD
- Fool's Boner - DVD
and films coming soon to dvd..
- 10,000 B.C.(B.C. STANDS FOR 'BONER COCKS') - DVD
- Bonerpolis - DVD
- The Spidercock Chronicles - DVD
- Definitely, Cock - DVD
- In Boners - DVD
+10 for effort.
why, simply by replacing one word in any movie with "cock" or "boner" you can turn any ordinary film into pornography with hilarious results.
to demonstrate, here are the top 5 movies in america right now according to imdb.
i will now replace certain words.
we can also apply the same theorem to films opening this week.
and coming attractions.
as well as films now on dvd.
and films coming soon to dvd..