L.A. Rant Signing

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meatpuppet
From: Bakersfield, CA
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Any members from the Bakersfield area looking to go to the L.A. signing on May 7th? I've been in this town for about 4 years and don't know ANYBODY that reads Chuck or that would be interested...

nathaniel parker
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you should go door to door on saturday mornings like a jehovah's Witness and try to convert people to Chuck

meatpuppet
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I could give 'em the "Guts" effect and see what happens.... but sadly me on a Saturday morning just isn't pretty... and just isn't happening.

drinking mercury
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so who IS going to the L.A. signing at Vroman's???
i'll be there.

monkeywright
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I'll be there. Let's wear matching Heaven's Gate jumpsuits and sneakers.

meatpuppet
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Ooh! ooh! I'll bring the "fruit punch!"

monkeywright
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Seriously, we should have some way of finding each other there. Or not, I don't care. Can't do bandanas, as that can be misread by both the gang community and/or a top/bearlover.

Funny hats, anyone? We could all bring our switchblade combs and pirate crayons...

mirka
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I'm going, hell yeah.

Good luck with the ride, meatpuppet!

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meatpuppet
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Thanks mirka!

Monkeywright: how's about you show up with a tiger on your head. You'll be easy to spot heh heh...

drinking mercury
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you can find me by my cult shirt and the large severed arm i'll be carrying. (they wouldn't let Chuck sign it at the goddamned Borders signing last year, even though he had just pelted me in the head with it! fuckers). i would sport my heaven's gate jumpsuit, but alas, i am without said attire.

monkeywright
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The reading has now been moved back to Vroman's according to their official website, and not the Beckman auditorium. I'll be there eaaaarrrrrly. Just in case.

drinking mercury
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so, who's going as a bride now???
i don't think i could handle sitting around in an entire wedding dress.
maybe i'll just go for a big fat veil.

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I shall be there in a wedding dress. This is going to be a blast.

mirka
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[QUOTE=drinking mercury;963743]so, who's going as a bride now???
i don't think i could handle sitting around in an entire wedding dress.
maybe i'll just go for a big fat veil.[/QUOTE]

Oh you're going to be there? We can just switch out shirts instead of you sending back the wrong one etc.

I'm passing on the wedding dress. I was all set on lots of blood and ivory white, with a big poofy veil with a birds nest in it. But I don't think I can pull it off with this week's work schedule.

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I'm searching for my bride's dress this afternoon. If I can't find it, I will be in my patented Monkeywright softball tee. Otherwise, I will be a big bloody bride.

drinking mercury
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[QUOTE=mirka;964196]Oh you're going to be there? We can just switch out shirts instead of you sending back the wrong one etc.

I'm passing on the wedding dress. I was all set on lots of blood and ivory white, with a big poofy veil with a birds nest in it. But I don't think I can pull it off with this week's work schedule.[/QUOTE]

works for me. i'll be there in my rant shirt and carrying a big severed arm. i really wanted to pull off the dress too, but i don't think i'll have time for it. i'm still considering the veil though, just for the hell of it. you know, big enough so the person sitting behind me can't see. i love your bird's nest idea.
i'll see you there...

monkeywright
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You would think it would be difficult for a 6'3", 240lb man to find a wedding dress in his size, cheap, at a goodwill store....

Oh, Monday, you can't come soon enough...