I got rabies
Some people love Fight Club but I totally loved Rant. That book, like, speaks to me. I identify with it.
So, you know how some people get that lye burn like from FIght Club? Well, I'm all, fuck those pussies and I got me rabies just like Rant Casey, who's the bomb.
Did anybody else go get rabies? How did you get your Big R? I call it Big R. I got mine from this hamster who was bit by a dog who had rabies out the ass.
And don't post if you're gonna be all, "That's soooo stupid." That just means you didn't get the point of the book which was to be just like Rant Casey.