I got rabies
Some people love Fight Club but I totally loved Rant. That book, like, speaks to me. I identify with it.
So, you know how some people get that lye burn like from FIght Club? Well, I'm all, fuck those pussies and I got me rabies just like Rant Casey, who's the bomb.
Did anybody else go get rabies? How did you get your Big R? I call it Big R. I got mine from this hamster who was bit by a dog who had rabies out the ass.
And don't post if you're gonna be all, "That's soooo stupid." That just means you didn't get the point of the book which was to be just like Rant Casey.
This is kind of off topic, but in Illinois (where I live) there was a segment on the 10 o'clock news about rabid bats that were let into a school to be the classes' pets. After reading Rant, then hearing this on the news, I was genuinely creeped out.
[QUOTE=Jester1206;976392]This is kind of off topic, but in Illinois (where I live) there was a segment on the 10 o'clock news about rabid bats that were let into a school to be the classes' pets. After reading Rant, then hearing this on the news, I was genuinely creeped out.[/QUOTE]
That is so amazing haha
No, that sucks!
I want to be the only one with rabies!
I'm the only one who really understands Chuck, like the way James Vanderbeek understands Bret Easton Ellis.
Nobody should have rabies but me because I'm going to be a total individual!
And I did overcome the hydrophobia. It's called a wine enema, people. Hello!?
Will you kiss me and give me rabies?
oh god yes
I can't figure out how a dog of average size could bite a hamster and not kill it.
I always heard that an animal smaller than 6 inches most likely wont have rabies, because anything that would have bit it to give it to them would have gone on and ate it.
[QUOTE=Garrettpwnsall;1002908]I can't figure out how a dog of average size could bite a hamster and not kill it.[/QUOTE]
It could be a rather sheepish dog, or bite something in a playful manner. Or, it could think that smaller animal was dead, but just seriously injure it. like how when cats and dogs play. Either way, once that smaller animal is infected, the rabies would go rabid.
[QUOTE]This is kind of off topic, but in Illinois (where I live) there was a segment on the 10 o'clock news about rabid bats that were let into a school to be the classes' pets. After reading Rant, then hearing this on the news, I was genuinely creeped out.[/QUOTE]:offtopic:
So, how do you think you're going to go about it? Maybe stick your head in a bat cave like Cujo? Baste your nads with barbeque sauce and let 'em dangle amidst a pack of pariah dogs?
I hear the hydrophobia is a real bitch, though, it makes it physically painful if you try to drink anything. It kind of makes me wonder how Rant was capable of lapping up pussy juice. Maybe that is explained in a later part of the book that I haven't got to yet.
This is a really good idea.