The Last Great Cult Novel
In a active market in the Middle East Jill’s Tit: You may be wondering how I got to be hanging from a mud house roof inside of this cage. Well… before I get into that let me explain my situation. I am inside this fucking box where I cannot stand up or lay down. I am feed chicken heads and fish gut’s. I do not know the name of this shit country and even if I did I could probably not pronounce it. They sold all my equipments and with My Id’s in it. They stripped me naked and gave me what I think is goat skin wish itches like a mother fucker. I tried to untie the rope that I am hanging from one time. It feels like a week ago. Only God knows how long I been here. And the man shouted at me pointing his sword. Once he had my attention he cut a blacks dogs ball sack right in front of me. The dog ran into the dirt street spilling blood and making the most horrible sound I ever heard. He pointed right back at me and the man laughed. I am scared shitless to try anything. And for some odd reason all this seems to be the fault of an American named Bearchacer.
I better get laid in this story.
I better get laid in this story.
I Will decide your Desteny tiny mortal.
Is that clear?!
what happened to this?
and why havent I gotten laid yet?!
You Look out the window and you see the Ifel tower from afar. You hear some noise, we turn to see a young man getting a suit case ready, his about 26. All the sudden a young black haired girl walks in. Shes very attractive with an angel like face and great body. She gives out the look of innocenss and sexuality. shes only 15 and shes sobing.
Labelleza: You dont have to do this! Please do not go! please!
Xec8: You dont understand, he was like a brother to me.
Labelleza: For all you know his now dead! Dead in the fucking desert under a ton of sand. why are you going to give up what we have for a stupid wish. why...
Xec8 puts his hands over his ears and screams with all his lungs "SHUT UP! Listen to me. Hi is my countryman and its my duty to try all in my power to bring him back to his motherLand of France. Besides, you know we grew up togheter. When our parent died we had no one you hear me NO ONE!" he calms down and say's with a soft and silent voice "We where just kids, we had no one but eachother".
Labelleza runs and puts her arms around him "I understand, I just dont want to loose you Phil". He feels her worm boddy around him and almost cancels his rescue mission. He realises of this moment of weakness and acts against it by pulling her away. Labelleza just stands their looking at him has he puts in his bag maps of the Middle East, all written over them.
Xec8: if his alive i will find him.
Labelleza seems hearth broken. She gives off a soft wisper "I will wait for you".
"NO!" He says. "You and me, where over. Find another man and give him children. The wedding is off" He says this with a coldness she had never felt from him. They seemed to be no emotions to it. He closed his suit case and exits the building.
You hear an almost she-demon cry "NOOOOOOOO!" from the inside.
God you give me the worse luck. And I'm not 15 anymore, time has happened. I'm like 30 dude.
You will always be like my silly little sister to me. No matter how old you think you are. 
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Jill's tit: My God has forsaking me.
The poor soul is carried away in the back of a truck. Still in the small cage, to small to stand up straight or to lay down.
Scenario change; A loud Night Club.
IRONMAN: Dude! Japan is awesome!
Morey: I told you...
Morey hands Ironman a T-Shirt with Japaness writing on it. It was Dark with Golden Letters.
IRONMAN: What is this?
Morey: Put it on
IRONMAN: OK
He got up in the table and started taking his shirt of and screamed "I LOVE JAPAN!" has his shirt when throw the air. The crowed screamed something in their lenguage.
After 10 minutes...
IRONMAN: Dude, what does this say? I seem to be attracting more pretty whores that usual.
Morey: Im Rich and looking for a japaness girlfriend.
Ironman: oh. I WANT MORE SAKI PLEASE. PRONTO!
In the Middle of an Asian Rainforest. You are looking through the lenses of a Sniper with heat vision. You zoom in and your looking at a group of Asian men talking, making Strategy in a map, Its has your sitting next to them. You see the machine guns resting next to the chairs. A chubby man (the only on standing up) hits the table and points at the rest of the man in anger. His head is blown of like a melon and his headless torso falls in the table. The remaining man have a look of panic has they examine their blood covered body’s. 3 more shoots are hared one after another. The men tried to cover. Their bamboo headquarters could to hold. Zoom back to the hill a man in camouflage is putting away his rifle, hi lifts a piece of wood and gets in a tunnel. In total darkness he crawls has fast has he can. All you can hear is his patting. And then It a goes quite and you hear his voice “Do you wanna know how I got this shit job?”
3 year flash back
My name is Bearchaser and I live in Vermont. My life has pretty much been a shit rollercoaster up to this point. School, working at the farm and Church. I have only had two girlfriends. One when I was 12, It did not last much, her family moved to Idaho 2 weeks later. And Jane S. I found her in a Christian chat room right before the poising incident. Right before the war started a guy with the user name of “Spike” Started sending people a “Special” potion to speak to god. It ended up being a Mix of Gasoline, Orange Juice and blue artificial colorant. Jane would never let me touch her. I am 18 and all I want before going to war is to leave something behind. A Child with my last name, to feel has if my life was not a total waste. But no… All she wants is for me to take her to the movies and buy her ice cream and all she does is hold hands with me. She say’s she is not ready. Ready for what I ask!? I better man? I am probably going to be dead soon and does she not understand!...
Sorry about that I got a little carry away. So WWIII has braked loose, Big fucking surprise. The fucking Struggle to get a hold of the last remaining oil heavens in the Middle East. China, Russia and America are the 3 major contestants. Its kind of a free for all. And So I am drafted to protect Americas Interests. My mother is crying, My father wont speak to me. We all see the news, the number of casualty’s. There is little to no hope for my survivor. But I don’t really care I was Doomed to work at a gas station anyways.
My brother who is 16 tells me he is going to run to Mexico. He tell’s me to come with him. What’s the fucking point. And So I give my final good buys to Rocket, My favorite horse. I take a bite of my favorite apple tree.
I am Standing in front of the ship. My mom is sobbing. I don’t say nothing and just walk up and Jane say’s “I will write you every day!” My blood boils and I shout back “Good, I will need toilet paper in where ever I am going!” and turn around, Two seconds later my father screams at me “Son” I turn around and see tears in his eyes, he is looking at me in a new way, Has if he actually felt proud of me and says “Son, you are everything I was to afraid to become. Take care out there.” “Thanks pap’s”
When I am in the boat a man hits me in the shoulder and asks “Have you ever heard of the book of five Rings?”