wow
wow. fuck this. im going to dinner tonight just because i already paid for it but fuck this. i have never met a more moronic, boring group of people in my entire life. honestly, im not even going to post after this, except maybe to respond to the inevitable claims of the people who came on this trip. with the exception of like one or two people, everyone who came today is mind-blowingly stupid and or unbearable. great try and all cult...but this was fucking retarded. dinner was absolutely torturous, and drinks were...i dont even know what to say that is worse than torturous. i am so turned off by all these goddamn idiots that i can no longer hope for anything positive from the cult. i dont even care who sees this when they get home from their trip. i will nod and smile and pretend i enjoyed all their company (and i did, like two of them), but this was horrendous. dont anyone ever do a meetup - please, for your own good. i cant even begin to explain how horrible it was...just trust me, it was.
love tom.
ps - ugh.
Hmm.
No, totally true.
The two people he's referring to are Frank and Derek.
And me, who he made out with. True story. But yeah. Total fact. It happens. Oh well, live with it.
P.S. I totally won shot-for-shot with Jase's wife.
reminds me, i drink too much. just ask dailey.
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
okay, I'm about 99% sure this is a joke in, like, the Andy Kaufman sense of the word, but the one percent is very loud, and keeps saying, 'hey, you know what? it's cold out, you have movies you have't watched here yet. Stay with them, they're less worrisome.'
No, Glamhoth.
Come to meeeee...
seriously, dude, did you guys all think this up and giggle to yourselves, trying to trick the cult into thinking the whole meetup is going horribly.
because that is just not cool. >:(
Forget them all, baby.
Let's just you and me get a bottle and drink alone tonight...
Can I come too?
I think I would need you there for protection from JT, at the very least.
No way, dude. If Sam came, I'd totally ditch you in an alley somewhere and drag her to play laser tag, which I'd lose - on purpose (maybe) - and we'd only remember about you in the wee hours of the morning.
Mostly because she'd have to sleep in my basement, and, you know, that's where you lurk.
Mostly because she'd have to sleep in my basement, and, you know, that's where you lurk.
What, I'm not good enough for laser tag? Fuck you, man! I thought we had something special.
Maybe I'll start lurking in Tom's basement. Eh? How would you like that!
oh you edited your post and fucked up the continuity! blah!
Man, though, even as a joke this thread makes me anxious. I've spent this whole time worrying about how I'm gonna suck and be a lame-o disappointment, that I didn't even consider that you people could suck.
This is why I want to become a crazy shut-in when I grow up!
also an astronaut.
hey.. i wanna come too. ALL OVER YOUR FACE.
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
HEY DUMMY!!!
I bet you can't pass the DUMB test!!!!
How could dinner have been dull? I sent a fun kit! I know it got there!
Damn you Fate! Why do you mock me?!
KAAAAHHHHHN!
HEre's how I envision this so called meeting of Tom and "the two cool people"
fun kit, what?
"after feeling under the weather a few days one time I went to check my symptoms online. web MD informed me I had Scarlet Fever." -Cam Cam
"I think I got hit on too. An 80-year-old woman said my glasses are very attractive. I told her that hers were pretty nice too.". -Steve
"Bloke came home from work and I'm still in my nightie. I call that a successful day off." --Sarah
this is the worst joke ever
Tom needs to get his ass out of bed and tell everyone whether or not he's serious...
"after feeling under the weather a few days one time I went to check my symptoms online. web MD informed me I had Scarlet Fever." -Cam Cam
"I think I got hit on too. An 80-year-old woman said my glasses are very attractive. I told her that hers were pretty nice too.". -Steve
"Bloke came home from work and I'm still in my nightie. I call that a successful day off." --Sarah
Aren't you guys THERE? Shouldn't you be able to tell us?
fun kit, what?
See, you'll have to ask Tom about that... I sent it to him. Maybe he's calling everyone lame to keep all fo the fun to himself...
ugghhhhhhhfjkl
that reminds me, where's morey been, lately?
Keep this going! We can turn this into the NewCult HappyHooker Thread! FTW!
Tom is actually all of these culties! It's a giant ruse!
- and drinks were...i dont even know what to say that is worse than torturous. -
this is how you know it's a lie.
unless they were non-alcholic or something...
Well tell us what happened, man. Shit.
When I see Tom I am going to kick him in the shins.
Ugh.
Ugh? Ugh? That's it? You fuckers are all on notice.
Hahahahahaha, none of them have a computer, so they can't check this. ELOHEL.
But Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissa, you should definitely come hang out on Saturday, if for nothing else than Derek's accent. Oh my hell. You need to listen to this boy talk, it's the best thing EVER. Tom will back me on this.
My 1 - 3 word opinion of everyone who showed up:
Derek: Giddy and hilarious!
Frank: Mad chill, son.
Melody: Confident and dogmatic.
Liz: Jane's twin sister.
Bethany: Reserved.
Alex: Mannerly. AWESOME accent.
Shana: Sweetest smile EVER.
Jase: Cool as 10 ninjas.
Tom: Yeah, whatever.
Me: Ridiculous.
(And Glamhoth, I didn't edit that post. I have no idea what happened there. Probably just the new site sucking hard.)
dogmatic? I had to look that up. But I can't really argue with you I guess, considering I AM always right.
"after feeling under the weather a few days one time I went to check my symptoms online. web MD informed me I had Scarlet Fever." -Cam Cam
"I think I got hit on too. An 80-year-old woman said my glasses are very attractive. I told her that hers were pretty nice too.". -Steve
"Bloke came home from work and I'm still in my nightie. I call that a successful day off." --Sarah
You would think so, but you'd be wrong.
You don't have an "Always Right" shirt like I do.
Goddammit did my fun kit arrive or not?
I'm really jealous of you all.
Monkeywright, your fun kit did arrive. I got the confirmation on it. Allisa, I am open to drunk calls. If I get drunk I might be giving some people a ring.
Woooooooooooo now I feel like I'm in NYC...
Even if this is a joke, it depresses me.
There is hope, but not for us.
Even if this is a joke, it depresses me.
I just felt bad reading all this.
So is it a joke, or not? I'm worried.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
better be a joke. Tom's going to get an ass kicking.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
I kicked Tom in the shins and then Frank beat me up.
I cried a little, and by cried, I mean I shed manly tears in a manly fashion... manlyly, and then left.
All in all, better than expected.
Also, Tit tried tried to trap me in a cage. But that was just for funsies.
it's a joke...they are all pretty much, in love. i spoke with a few...trust me, it's great...well at the same time, the 2 i talked to, didn't exactly seem thrilled...they just kinda.......agreed with everything i said, it almost made me sad. idk...i am meeting up tomorrow, and i am nervous
If yer talking about me, agreeing with everything you're saying, it's just because I didn't hear half of it as I was trying to converse with those around me! Plus, you sounded super beat anyway. Oh well, I'll be seeing you tomorrow! Drink some coffee. HYPERACTIVITY FTW.
OH OH and I finally met Glamhoth. My life is now nearly complete. He's not a hawt blonde chick, but he's close!!
P.S. Alliyiyiyiyssa, you missed a BITCHIN World/Inferno show. It was mind-bogglingly amazing. Not that I would've been able to find you in such a huge and CRAZY crowd anyway, but at least we could have walked to the bar together.
Anyway...
I carry myself like a hot blonde chick trapped in a nerdy kid's body.
I don't know what that means, but it is totally true.
There have been a ridiculous amount of pictures taken. If someone was to view them chronologically, they would see my picture smiles slowly fading into blank stares. (one should probably not view those at all, though). But all the photos taken have been by people who don't have ready access to computers, so they'll probably be up on tuesday or something.
I feel kinda bad that no one has actually given any real updates. Not that anyone has been sitting at their computer waiting to hear about what some dudes from the internet have been doing in New York (and if you have, you should probably just keep that to yourself). I'm not really the one to do it, except I'm one of the few people who has computer access.
Basically, last night was dinner and drinks with a slew of culties, both GD regulars and people who are mostly from the writer's workshop. Pretty much everyone was varying degrees of supercool.
Today some of the people met up for lunch with Adelheid, moe.ron and balthazar. They were all also super cool. Although I only actually exchanged about eight words with adelheid, and I got the impression that she wanted to slap me by the end of the lunch. What the hell, adelheid.
What the hell.
GOD! I'm so frickin jealous of clara. How fun to have lunch with you all!!
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Today some of the people met up for lunch with Adelheid, moe.ron and balthazar. They were all also super cool. Although I only actually exchanged about eight words with adelheid, and I got the impression that she wanted to slap me by the end of the lunch. What the hell, adelheid.
What the hell.
NOOO!!!! I did not find this until just now... but I did NOT want to slap you! Sorrryyyy!!!
I think everyone got the impression I was either scared or annoyed by everyone? I wasn't! I loved everyone! I'm making a thread about it soonish!
i didn't think you were either...i thought you were sweet as peach cobbler a la mode on a july evening.
I was kidding when I posted that, although I could now say I have photo proof that I was totally spot on.
Phew! I was terrified! That leering photo is... is the worst, oh my. Hilarious, though.
And Jenn - YAY. I thought you and Jay were adorable. I wanted to make you stroll about in Central Park holding hands and asking strangers to take pictures of you. But not in like, a lame touristy way, if that's possible.
(I was totally planning to save that one for the thread I was going to make.)
Make it then!
This has to be a joke.