Tuesdays With Maddie (aka Another Cult Meeting And Another Clever Thread Title)
Ok, so most of you who pay attention to what everyone on here talks about knows Maddie Malorkus was meeting a cultist during her vacation. Some of you already know who Cultist was, and for those of you who don't, I'm telling you now, it was me. To those of you who don't care, go read another thread. That's as much help as I can give you on this one.
Anyway, I went to visit Maddie last week. The whole experience was... umm... different. I've never met a person quite exactly my polar opposite before. She's energetic. I'm not. She's mature. I'm not. She's comfortable with awkward silences. I'm not. I think I'm somewhat humorous and entertaining. She doesn't. So, yeah, there were some minor problems...
However, we both enjoyed each other's company so much more when we were both rather intoxicated. Don't let Maddie fool you either, that girl can drink. She drank me under the table in this cool Chicago sports bar and when I was struggling with forming entences, she was extremley coherent. I'm pretty sure I cock-blocked her at least twice but she was my ride and I'm sorry but that's the price you pay for being someone's ride.
Maddie had me watch the movie Airborne too. If you haven't seen it you probably should. It's one of her favorite movies, and it lies in a strange area with me between overly cheesy and instant classic.
While it was fun, I don't think I'll be meeting anybody else off the Cult ever, with the exception of Team AUS if I ever go to AUS (file that under "Not Likely" but not "Never".)
Maddie also has probably the most comfortable couches in existance.
Mostly we talked about Brock.
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Right now I'm in Michigan. It was more of a learning experience than anything. Most people that I don't "click" with, I immediatly go away from. However, Maddie and I were pretty much stuck together. I don't want to give the wrong impression, she's a really cool chick, but just not my type of people.
I know Brock is going to have a field day with this. It's more of a joke really than anything. Yeah, though we really did discuss the cult, which we thought was kinda sad, but we don't have a lot of common ground, so we used it as fall back material.
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so what kind of chick is maddie? and be honest.
Maddie exudes cool. She's a planner. I dunno, this is really hard for some reason.... How do you describe another human being? Um.. First off Maddie is pulchritudinous. I don't know why she says things along the line of her not being good looking, really. She was extremely popular at the bars we went to.
Oh this is the best part of the trip though. Maddie didn't want to say where we really met, so I got to make things up everytime we/I met someone knew. We went to college together, I saved her life, etc. I wish I could remember things better that happen when I'm drunk...
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meet up again!
Yeah i knew it was you, so her worst fears came true it didn't go so well eh? Actually though your tale makes me wanna go hang with her , I'm also cool with awkward silences. Sounds like it was an adventure anyway.
it was sooo many lifetimes ago i met wesley for the first time..
and we've had so much fun romping together
teehee "romping"
"..rough playing.."
-webster's
are you watching soprano's?
he's like, dreaming, and he had chocolate bullets in his pistol
For the sake of some of us less "hep" Cultists, would you please define "cock-blocked"? It doesn't sound good at all.
OMG
Okay, yeah we didn't get along that well. I didn't think you were funny, until you said that you were surprised that I wasn't impressed by you, because you usually impress people. Now that was funny.
You cock blocked me at least once for sure with the bald guy who was NOT as cute as that other guy you said looked just liked him! One of them was MUCH better looking than the other! Because you were like "I'm tired, take me home...I'll go wait in the car, don't be too long!" And I could have made a night of it with whoever it was who sent me that beer with the note about raw, unadulterated sex. Who says "unadulterated" anyway?
Yeah, then you ditched me in the museum but that's okay because the best night was in Chicago, when we hung out with strangers and didn't have to speak to each other much. You were really rude to me though, when I came back from the bathroom and said "did we think of a place to go?" and you turned to me like you were trying to be discrete and you mumbled to me "Um, we're kind of in the middle of a conversation here" like you wanted me to piss off and go sit in a corner!
It was funny though, because after talking to those two girls for awhile, you thought some other guy was moving in on your blonde chick. I guess that night I got you back for any cockblocking you did, when I didn't move from the bed while you cuddled up against her drunk ass. Truthfully I wasn't trying to cockblock, I just felt like I was going to puke and I didn't think I'd be able to make it down that ladder if I was sleeping in the loft. I'm glad we stopped when we did, because I was feeling beertastic.
We did not talk about Brock at all, except that Lazlo kept bringing him up "as a joke."
Hmm, more later.
[QUOTE=Tuffy the Dump Truck]For the sake of some of us less "hep" Cultists, would you please define "cock-blocked"? It doesn't sound good at all.[/QUOTE]
It's when one person prevents another from hooking up with someone, by getting in the way. He essentially blocks the other man's cock from fulfilling its mission.
Jesus it sounds awful. the whole thing.
You left your Hillary Duff poster on top of my fridge.
Speaking of fridge, did you eat any pizza out of it? I mean, it's okay if you did because I said you could have some. I just thought it was weird when I opened the foil and I thought I had more left over so I'm just wondering if you ate some after I went to bed.
I owed you anyway after I gave you sour milk for you coffee.
i saw glamhoth hanging around your fridge, i bet it was him
[QUOTE=lokigod]i saw glamhoth hanging around your fridge, i bet it was him[/QUOTE]
Oh, glamhoth! Look what you did you little jerk.
Okay, so, to summarize: You two met. You disliked each other quite a bit. It was not fun. Have I got the gist of it down? Why bother starting a thread about it then?
[QUOTE=Tuffy the Dump Truck]Okay, so, to summarize: You two met. You disliked each other quite a bit. It was not fun. [/QUOTE]
That is precisely why one would start a thread about it. Besides, we did all kinds of wacky things.
you guys actually hit it off great and are just fibbing.
[QUOTE=Six On The Dot]
What is the absolute worst thing about each other?[/QUOTE]
Oh I'd like to hear this.
[QUOTE=Six On The Dot]I bet they sexed. That explains everything.[/QUOTE]
totally. the sexual tension is obvious. so fess up, kids, how was it?
ewwww they did the nasty!
Not even close. Not EVEN close. I don't even think he and I are from the same planet. I doubt we even have corresponding parts. I got so frustrated with him that I slammed my fork down on the plate once while eating pancakes.
The good thing that comes from spending time with someone you don't get along with, is that it makes you really appreciate your friends. Sometimes friends can annoy you, like these 2 guys I hang out with sometimes have the tendancy to dip out without saying good bye. We'll meet up someplace and I'll be talking to someone else, only to turn around to discover that they have left without saying a word to anyone. But that's not so bad really, they don't even think about it. At least when they are around I can talk to them.
the first cultists to have a secks party
this might need some special sigs!
so this is a literal "eh, they were ok" reaction? hmmm.
i'm sorry kids, but your story sounds suspect, to say the least.
i think they're trying to play a practical joke on us. tomorrow, one of them will post JUST KIDDING, WE'RE ACTUALLY GETTING MARRIED!!
they're probably just buying time until maddy can decide whether she wants to keep the baby or not 
[QUOTE=moe.ron]i'm sorry kids, but your story sounds suspect, to say the least.
i think they're trying to play a practical joke on us. tomorrow, one of them will post JUST KIDDING, WE'RE ACTUALLY GETTING MARRIED!![/QUOTE]Uh uh I think not.
pancakes is a breakfast food.
[QUOTE=snuffy]you guys actually hit it off great and are just fibbing.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, this smacks of a conspiracy. They had sex, didn't they?
[QUOTE=kl0pper]pancakes is a breakfast food.[/QUOTE]
Good eye, Kl0p. You don't have pancakes with someone unless you've woken-up next to them.
i've had pancakes with people i haven't slept with, but there was substance abuse involved so i'm not sure it really counts..??
[QUOTE=Tuffy the Dump Truck]Good eye, Kl0p. You don't have pancakes with someone unless you've woken-up next to them.[/QUOTE]
there's an exception to every rule
and the exception is kentucky.
[QUOTE=lokigod]i've had pancakes with people i haven't slept with, but there was substance abuse involved so i'm not sure it really counts..??[/QUOTE]Yeah it just means you was up all night! Its also after the bar closes food and in Chicago some bars are open till 4.
these two are addicted to love. we might as well face it.
they could have just really wanted some pancakes.*shrug*
[QUOTE=trypdwyre]they could have just really wanted some pancakes.*shrug*[/QUOTE]
trypdy! don't get nasty on us!
yes, stop defending these loose-moraled SINNERS
for SHAME, you two
hey man, if i know laz and madde, which i don't, that'd be my first guess. personally i wouldn't pay a dime for a pancake, but hey, they seemed to have a fun enough time with it.
[QUOTE=trypdwyre]hey man, if i know laz and madde, which i don't, that'd be my first guess. personally i wouldn't pay a dime for a pancake, but hey, they seemed to have a fun enough time with it.[/QUOTE]
You know what? You're right. Pancakes have got to be the cheapest thing in the world to make and IHOP overcharges! What you're really paying for is the syrup. I should have gotten an omelette.
Laz likes to sit at Denny's or IHOP for HOURS. Dennys and IHOP! I know they're cheap but come on! I made pasta and he's all like "I don't like [I]home[/I] food" He just likes to go to these diners where he can impress the waitresses with knowing their first names.
well i hope they enjoyed their pancakes in bed, inbetween sheets of sin, because they've lost their souls to the robotdevil forevahhh
yair, IHOP my ass
or should I say
Maddy IHOPping Lazlo's ass
;D
IHOP, meh, come to my kitchen, i'll make you the same pancakes in half the time, and i'll only charge you half of what they charge. and i can't take dennys since that one time, damn post-concert-only-place-open-between-here-and-home food...
now you want to eat after a night of drinking, what you have to do is go to someplace that serves good home fries. bob evans is my own personal preference in times like that.
[QUOTE=lokigod]yair, IHOP my ass
or should I say
Maddy IHOPping Lazlo's ass
;D[/QUOTE]
You're disgusting and that's gross! I threw up in my mouth a little bit! Thank you! Now I taste vomit and it's burning the back of my throat and my beath stinks now like throw-up. Don't ever make this joke becuase it's so terrible and wrong. It's worse than a dead baby joke! Oh god I'm in 3rd grade all over again and all my friends are teasing me for having been paired up against my will to dance with Todd, to the song [I]Let It Snow[/I], in the Christmas pageant. It's all coming back to me now, the concrete on the playground with faded yellow foursquare stripes, the crisp bitter metallic air by the swingset, and my face flushed with indignation "we just DANCED together, that's all!"
[QUOTE=trypdwyre]IHOP, meh, come to my kitchen, i'll make you the same pancakes in half the time, and i'll only charge you half of what they charge. and i can't take dennys since that one time, damn post-concert-only-place-open-between-here-and-home food...
now you want to eat after a night of drinking, what you have to do is go to someplace that serves good home fries. bob evans is my own personal preference in times like that.[/QUOTE]
This wasn't after drinking, this is just where he wanted to go.
[QUOTE=lokigod]well i hope they enjoyed their pancakes in bed, inbetween sheets of sin, because they've lost their souls to the robotdevil forevahhh[/QUOTE]Sheets of sin!!
Laz actually sounds kinda funny.
I knew he was a fridge-eater-and-runner.
[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]This wasn't after drinking, this is just where he wanted to go.[/QUOTE]
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i'm so so sorry.
so, maddie, laz felt free to comment on your looks...i think you should give us the real scoop on the laz appearance. that would be interesting.
[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]
Laz likes to sit at Denny's or IHOP for HOURS. Dennys and IHOP! I know they're cheap but come on! I made pasta and he's all like "I don't like [I]home[/I] food" He just likes to go to these diners where he can impress the waitresses with knowing their first names.[/QUOTE]
Ha ha.
I don't know if anyone else thinks this, but these two babies remind me of...
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Brock is going to have a field day with this.
I wish I could meet someone from the cult. Did you have fun?
BTW, I'm alot like you laslo, where are you?