The Dueling Vomiteers
[B]DISCLAIMER: All participants did so voluntarily, knowing the risks of alcohol poisoning. Drinking like this is not recommended and could result in death.[/B]
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[B]The Participants - [/B]
Alex Cassun – Drinker, representing the west coast and having a more than slight weight advantage.
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UbikRex –Drinker, hometown hero representing Texas. A man who can chug a pint of Guinness before you can get your keys out of your pocket when it’s time to leave.
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RachelGita - Bettor, Cleanup crew, Object of Drunken Desire
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Smartazboy – Judge, Cleanup crew, Referee, Safety Specialist
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Dr Jeykll & Mr. Hyde – Unsuccessful Sleeper, Designated Driver, Cleanup Crew
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RKDaley – Bettor, Judge, Bartender, Cleanup Crew
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[B]The Bet - [/B]
Drink for drink, first man to pass out loses.
RKDaley put $5 on UbikRex, he’s seen him drink on a regular basis.
RachelGita put $5 on Alex Cassun, She’s seen him wet, muddy, dirty, stinky, and he still tried to get in her pants. She knows he has a strong commitment to winning.
I think most of you already know who won.
Here’s the play by play as seen through my camera. Several others have pictures that they’ll add later.
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Then we went to the pool.
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Every picture tells a story, don’t it?
After the both passed out and starting puking on themselves the motel room stank. Horribly. It gives me the shivers thinking about it. The clean up crew pulled off puke covered shirts, mopped up with motel towels, which were thrown away in the restaurant next door’s trash. We moved them and cleaned them and covered them and made sure they we’re not dead. Staying up this night is what started my 45 hours of not sleeping.
"well she's either a cruel horny bitch or she might actually like you." - audreythirteen
More like a controlled laboratory experiment - done scientifically under controlled conditions to effectively monitor and record the results. Way to apply the Scientific Method! My guess it was the Jägermeister - the Purple Cough Medicine of Death - that expedited the purge (pun intended).
Scientific method refers to a body of techniques for the investigation of phenomena and the acquisition of new knowledge of the natural world, as well as the correction and integration of previous knowledge, based on observable, empirical, measurable evidence, and subject to laws of reasoning - basically the entire Austin Cult Meet Up!
beautiful......so beautiful
Jager shots to get things rolling then whiskey an coke for the duration ?
cassun doesn't drink whiskey
said something about it makes his vagina hurt
"The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding." — John Updike
Frank was a judge [i]and[/i] a referee?
Okay, so me and Cassun had been drinking through the vodka and rum as the entire day spat forward. I kept jumping between rum & cokes and shiner bock and beer from the keg. I'm already forgetting the name of the beer Daley picked up.
It wasn't till evening made its appearance that I started bringing up a last man standing of the cult drinking contest. It was one of the things I regretted at last year's meetup that I never brought up. Which is good because it would have probably killed me. Cassun appreciates a good challenge and stepped up.
And Cassun did go through some whiskey...Despite his mangina.
this is really why, as much as I'd vote for it, that we shouldn't go to Amsterdam next year
it could quickly turn into last one alive wins contest
Yeah, it is looking like a west coast setting in six months or same time next year. Everyone agreed the Midwest is done for now.
The best part of the Gagermeister is when we finish off the bottle and have a fairly large chunk of it stuffed into both our glasses. It didn't take much coaxing to finish it. It went something like this.
The Winning Half: The Gager is almost done
The Losing Half: Let's just Finish it...[I]FINISH IT[/I]
*watches as over 1/3 of both our cups are nothing but gager.*
The syrup of death rides down our throats. I pretty sure me and Cassun polished that bottle within thirty minutes to an hour. It was pretty fucking brutal and done standing the entire time. I want to say we got started around 2am both very drunk and very happy to be there.
Daley continued to make us drinks I had no clue what was being made. But the laundry list of alcohol consumed was a mixture of these guys for us.
Vodka
Maker's Mark Whiskey
Rum
Gagermeister
Jack Daniels and Coke (which transformed into Dr. Pepper and whiskey after the shortage of Coca Cola.)
Shiner Bock
and keg o beer.
i love the mixture of Dueling Banjos and the Musketeers in this thread title !
Props go out to Cassun for it.
Nice. At least you honed your social skills.
When we call soccer 'football' the terrorists have won.
were there any penalties for the first to vomit? or was it stictly an indiana jones type showdown ?
I'll need help on this one. A lot had to be retold by ear. Some are not my stories, but we got pretty loud me and Cassun in the black out phase. Nobody in the adjourning rooms made a single compliant.
Judge? Referee?
When I was 21, I had a New Years Eve Party, and after that Mom said I couldn't have any more parties.
Yes, I was still at home then.
I made all kinds of threats about what would happen to people who drank so much they puked.
But I was too busy throwing up myself to bust the guy yacking in the kitchen sink, or the two girls blowing chunks on the flower bed.
When we call soccer 'football' the terrorists have won.
i remember the first time i puked from drinking
DAMN i thought i was so brilliant for having the idea of eating before we went out
unfortunately half a dozen cheese coneys and half a bottle of absinthe DO NOT mix
This thread makes me proud to be an American.
[QUOTE=alex cassun]This thread makes me proud to be an American.[/QUOTE]
you need to get started on a thread recounting your experiences and your prejudice with Texas and if/how Austin lived up to them or surprised ya
I still hate Texas but Austin was fantastic. If it would up and relocate to, say, the Pittsburgh area, it'd be fantastic.
sweet pictures. looks like you guys had fun breaking the ice with Jager. You all have to come out to SF next time.
Funny you mentioned that. I'm trying to organize a San Fran trip, perhaps next month, perhaps in the fall. There's dozens of California Cultists, but we're all to lazy to meet each other without it being something official. So, let's work on that.
Sounds good to me.
I would vote for a cali meet up in the middle of winter, cause its nice to get away from the cold.
I'm thinking October sounds really nice, actually.
It's akways summer in Cali right?
Well, not really. It's never winter, though.
Halloween on Castro... crazy.
We should be able to swim somewhere.
You talk as if you'd go.
You talk as if you'd care.
Oh, Mr. Brown. You know how I feel about you.
[QUOTE=karbunkle]were there any penalties for the first to vomit? or was it stictly an indiana jones type showdown ?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=UbikRex]I'll need help on this one. A lot had to be retold by ear. Some are not my stories, but we got pretty loud me and Cassun in the black out phase. Nobody in the adjourning rooms made a single compliant.
Judge? Referee?[/QUOTE]
As the unofficial-official judgeree I brought that up and it was determined that there was never a side bet nor disclaimer of what would happen if someone puked first. This was all about stamina, not about keeping it down. No penalties were administered.
this thread make me [i]want[/i] to vomit
As long as I'm the acknowledged winner, I can sleep at nights.
i figured the pictures were in chronological order?
This might be the best thread ever. For reals.
There is hope, but not for us.
This is my favorite picture.
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The fact that they are both squeezed standing under the doorway when the other door could have been opened makes me giggle.
I love that you can see the deteriation. Step by step, chug by chug.