The Cult On The Road

I'm making the long voyage from Chicago to Lafayette. I don't think there will be time to post along the way.

If my freinds bail I'll go with Liz though, maybe we can find something to post about, or place to do so.

Otherwise it will will be many cigarettes and talk of capitalism's downfall I fear.

Just drop word when you can.. Weird shit always happens as long as you keep your eyes open. And jot stuff down in a journal like note paper thinghy and post those nuggets when motion passes out from fumes. I need a nap.

[QUOTE=Dr.Jekyll&Mr.Hyde]Just drop word when you can.. Weird shit always happens as long as you keep your eyes open. And jot stuff down in a journal like note paper thinghy and post those nuggets when motion passes out from fumes. I need a nap.[/QUOTE]
You just got started slacker!

Oooooo...I'm getting so excited, and I have so much to do!!!!

Tomorrow night I'm gonna be really busy, I gotta get everything packed, make a couple purchases, change in my coin jar for extra cash Wash my clothes so they're clean and whathaveyou...there's other stuff I'm sure, I'll figure it out later.

Tonight though I'm mainly gonna get all those pesky personal hygiene things outta the way...I can brush my teeth later, that's not an issue, but I probably should get my hair shampoo'd tonight, I'm SOOO not gonna feel like it later and it's needin' the suds! I probably should clean my ears, too...yes, I better make a note of that, I'm quite sure I'll forget...HAHA, make a note! I crack myself up!!

Okay, my mind just shut down on me, nevermind.

[QUOTE=succotash moon]Oooooo...I'm getting so excited, and I have so much to do!!!!

Tomorrow night I'm gonna be really busy, I gotta get everything packed, make a couple purchases, change in my coin jar for extra cash Wash my clothes so they're clean and whathaveyou...there's other stuff I'm sure, I'll figure it out later.

Tonight though I'm mainly gonna get all those pesky personal hygiene things outta the way...I can brush my teeth later, that's not an issue, but I probably should get my hair shampoo'd tonight, I'm SOOO not gonna feel like it later and it's needin' the suds! I probably should clean my ears, too...yes, I better make a note of that, I'm quite sure I'll forget...HAHA, make a note! I crack myself up!!

Okay, my mind just shut down on me, nevermind.[/QUOTE]Clean your ears, Moon!

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]I'm making the long voyage from Chicago to Lafayette. I don't think there will be time to post along the way.

If my freinds bail I'll go with Liz though, maybe we can find something to post about, or place to do so.

Otherwise it will will be many cigarettes and talk of capitalism's downfall I fear.[/QUOTE]
my car is empty except for me now
I refuse to find internet access during the two hour drive though.

[QUOTE=mr_hash]my car is empty except for me now
I refuse to find internet access during the two hour drive though.[/QUOTE]
Maybe it will find you.

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]Maybe it will find you.[/QUOTE]
considering that my cell phone reception cut out a couple of times during the drive I odn't think this is likely.

I just hope traffic doesn't suck, which it will as i plan on leaving friday morning. I think I figured out an alternate route around the construction though.

[QUOTE=mr_hash]considering that my cell phone reception cut out a couple of times during the drive I odn't think this is likely.

I just hope traffic doesn't suck, which it will as i plan on leaving friday morning. I think I figured out an alternate route around the construction though.[/QUOTE]
What construction?
Tell me?

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]What construction?
Tell me?[/QUOTE]
on te boreman, where 294 and 80 meet up with 94 its all under construction until 2007.
it wasn't terrible on saturday when I drove down, but I suspect that friday will be aweful.
you can get off at halsted (route 1) and take that south to 30 and go east it'll hook up with 65.

[QUOTE=mr_hash]considering that my cell phone reception cut out a couple of times during the drive I odn't think this is likely.

I just hope traffic doesn't suck, which it will as i plan on leaving friday morning. I think I figured out an alternate route around the construction though.[/QUOTE]
HaHA! Two hours. I got a solid fifteen if I don't get lost, but I like getting lost. 4AM and I'm so itchy I should soak in clam chowder. man FORWARD is will going to feel soooooooo good. haha, i still need directions....

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]I'm making the long voyage from Chicago to Lafayette. I don't think there will be time to post along the way.

If my freinds bail I'll go with Liz though, maybe we can find something to post about, or place to do so.

Otherwise it will will be many cigarettes and talk of capitalism's downfall I fear.[/QUOTE]
ditch the posse and go with liz. she's 10 times more fun, i'm sure. you're already working the too-cool-for-school vibe and don't need the help of your friends.

do it. DO IT!

[QUOTE=moe.ron]ditch the posse and go with liz. she's 10 times more fun, i'm sure. you're already working the too-cool-for-school vibe and don't need the help of your friends.

do it. DO IT![/QUOTE]
everybody should want to ride with me.

Stayed in a creepy cheap hotel under a dead Ohio sky. only one there, the stucco was cracked and breaking off, the shower handle broke off so I couldn't shower, and I swear I was pulling dog food out of the carpet.

So with Cindy and FuZZ, and the sweet smell of shit tickles my feet.

[SIZE=4]GOOD TIMES [/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Dr.Jekyll&Mr.Hyde]Stayed in a creepy cheap hotel under a dead Ohio sky. only one there, the stucco was cracked and breaking off, the shower handle broke off so I couldn't shower, and I swear I was pulling dog food out of the carpet.

So with Cindy and FuZZ, and the sweet smell of shit tickles my feet.

[SIZE=4]GOOD TIMES [/SIZE][/QUOTE]
aw well tomorrow I'll have about 100 and some odd vegan safe cookies for you.

[QUOTE=mr_hash]on te boreman, where 294 and 80 meet up with 94 its all under construction until 2007.
it wasn't terrible on saturday when I drove down, but I suspect that friday will be aweful.
you can get off at halsted (route 1) and take that south to 30 and go east it'll hook up with 65.[/QUOTE]
Thanks, I added that to my Mapquest print out. Sucks, that.

My life seems to repeat itself, like an echo with no one listening.

I'm sitting in my room. Nothing packed. No clouds going by. Nothing is occuring. I don't expect much will. I don't have laces for my Doc Martens, my friend works at a shoe store buy he has none there. They sell women's high end shoes. I might have to wear my regular shoes, which aren't really camping type shoes. I'm bored. I wish it were tomorrow.

Echo!

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

Echo!

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]I'm sitting in my room. Nothing packed. No clouds going by. Nothing is occuring. I don't expect much will. I don't have laces for my Doc Martens, my friend works at a shoe store buy he has none there. They sell women's high end shoes. I might have to wear my regular shoes, which aren't really camping type shoes. I'm bored. I wish it were tomorrow.[/QUOTE]

just get any old black snearker laces. they will last the weekend.

[QUOTE=snuffy]just get any old black snearker laces. they will last the weekend.[/QUOTE]
Do I look like a guy who has black sneakers?

I'm out the door, darlings!

Miss me while I'm gone

[QUOTE=succotash moon]I'm out the door, darlings!

Miss me while I'm gone :)[/QUOTE]
*smooch smooch* have a good drive and I'll see you tomorrow1!

Interesting Wake up call. My Car has [SIZE=4]FUCK U[/SIZE]… Scratched into the side door and my Front tire was slashed.. Interesting indeed... Maybe [SIZE=3]FUCK U means LOVE you [/SIZE] Arabic. Dunno, but I doubt it.

Fucked up way to look at it, but maybe it's the gods' emergency brakes. You never know, had your tire not been slashed, what may have happened the next time you drove it.

Eq may have a point. If James Dean had listened to Alec Guiness he wouldn't have wrapped his face around his dashboard.

[B]Alternatives Things James Dean Could've Wrapped Something Around:[/B]

'...He wouldn't have wrapped his gums around the pavement'

'...He wouldn't have wrapped his mug around a lamp post'

'...He wouldn't have inhaled Porsche'

[QUOTE=Dr.Jekyll&Mr.Hyde]Interesting Wake up call. My Car has [SIZE=4]FUCK U[/SIZE]… Scratched into the side door and my Front tire was slashed.. Interesting indeed... Maybe [SIZE=3]FUCK U means LOVE you [/SIZE] Arabic. Dunno, but I doubt it.[/QUOTE]

You know an Arab did it because...?

[QUOTE=Eq]Fucked up way to look at it, but maybe it's the gods' emergency brakes. You never know, had your tire not been slashed, what may have happened the next time you drove it.[/QUOTE]
Good way to look at it Eq , And NO brown, I was thinking of it as more of a compliment. ..

I was lucky that they didn’t break in and steal all my shit. Could off been a lot worse. I’ll post the fabulous FUCK U later. Hope my Donut isn't flat, don't remember--and at least I get to put some colorful tape on my door.
Till a bit.
cherrio

Still doesn't explain why you automatically went with the Arabs. But whatever.

Regardless, its fucked up.

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Regardless, its fucked up.[/QUOTE]Life always is though. Dreams don't speak conscious fluently.

[QUOTE=Dr.Jekyll&Mr.Hyde]Interesting Wake up call. My Car has [SIZE=4]FUCK U[/SIZE]… Scratched into the side door and my Front tire was slashed.. Interesting indeed... Maybe [SIZE=3]FUCK U means LOVE you [/SIZE] Arabic. Dunno, but I doubt it.[/QUOTE]
Well that's just a shite morning. Sorry, man.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]You know an Arab did it because...?[/QUOTE]
They have beards... and keys.

[QUOTE=Earthbound]Eq may have a point. If James Dean had listened to Alec Guiness he wouldn't have wrapped his face around his dashboard.[/QUOTE]
And think of everything that could have been avoided if Anakin had listened to Alec Guiness. Like episodes 1-3 maybe.

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]And think of everything that could have been avoided if Anakin had listened to Alec Guiness. Like episodes 1-3 maybe.[/QUOTE]

Bah.

Good thing I’m Dyslexic. It reads: U FUCK:
So really it's just a logical assumption—no?.

So I’m trying to get the bolts off, and I’m jumping up and down wrench thingy, and the damn nuts won’t budge. Fuzzy comes over, Cig between lips, and gives the wrench one swift kick; they pop off like shrunken condoms on a gorilla dick.

The shit thing is my dumb ass forgot to put on the emergency brake, we’re on unleveled ground, and when taking the tire off the jack gives way slamming my break pad into the ground, so now I wait for Daley, cin, Alex, two others I think to get their ass back cause I need another jack or at least get alex and daley to lift the car…..

PARK….

Liz just called she’s at your door..

Man, what is it with emergency brakes today? They are a vastly recurring theme, and its creeping me out. All in good fun though. Seems silly.

I'm officially on the road.

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big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

Wow! Whew! I finally have a moment. But only ONE.

Everyone is at the site now, all but Frank, Min, Jane, Moon, and Karb I believe. Shoud be here soon.

Oh man, are these people truely fucked up. But I like it that way hahahaha!

We got off to a bad start: shit in the yard, Ethan's poor car, too many trips to Lafayette for this and that, and a nervous break down along the way.....Thanks Ethan. I needed the fix. But by 6pm we've got several tents up, and a canapy with no instructions.....[SIZE=5]Yeah Girls![/SIZE] People are settling in, and I am finally packing my own things....Yes, just now, but it is about done.

It's a wonderful event, and I am so happy to be a part of it, and this will happen again!

Mirk, I got the T-Shirts today! Thank you. Brown if you sent anything it hasn't gotten here yet.

Anyway, I must finish my packing...God I hope my tents still works!

[COLOR=DarkOrange]I LOVE THE CULT[/COLOR]

Oh, and we're still waiting on Justin.

hi cindy, we love you too, have fun!

[QUOTE=Cindy Weston]Brown if you sent anything it hasn't gotten here yet.[/QUOTE]

I couldn't get it together, this week has been hell. Have fun you peoples! Lots of it. Drink one for me.

[QUOTE=Cindy Weston]Oh, and we're still waiting on Justin.[/QUOTE]
*sniff*

Man, e-j, that just outright fucking sux. Makes for interesting times though. Curious: do you make enemies often ?

Man, that sucks. The break pad was on the ground ? Man, I've had some interesting times with various vehicles from my past, but that just bites the dus...no, wont even type it - not funny. Hope those troubles are behind you. Hope you are having a blast. Hope you can make it by central Arkansas Sunday or Monday for a stay of night. My number is:

501 838 4110

If-en you come anywhere close. Hope youre well, brother. Eat some more cookies. Save one of Liz's for me--if you think to. Have a day
kabol

Resurrecting this thread for my own organization. Haha..

I’m heading west again to pick up a Menuet Dragon. I found a firefly jar with no lid.. Good sign... good good sign

Then heading south to see the brilliant Dean smoke a cig..

Then north west for some little rock Homie Cookies... :cool:

Then back northeast I suppose....... suppose, looking for semblance of routine… which gives cramps I hear. :mad:

Whoever does the curses at the cult please stop targeting me. I don’t need the same bad mojo I had last trip. Or at least do me the courtesy of different tragedies; the colored milk makes for better chocolate.

As always I walk out [I]the door [/I] with jim on my back saying, "i don't know what's going to happen man, but i want to have my kicks before the hole shit house goes up in flames... all right!...."

cheers

PS... KABOL! thanks for the words awhile back. this is the first time i saw them.... cheers brother, see ya soon

[QUOTE=Dr.Jekyll&Mr.Hyde]Resurrecting this thread for my own organization. Haha..

I’m heading west again to pick up a Menuet Dragon. I found a firefly jar with no lid.. Good sign... good good sign

Then heading south to see the brilliant Dean smoke a cig..

Then north west for some little rock Homie Cookies... :cool:

Then back northeast I suppose....... suppose, looking for semblance of routine… which gives cramps I hear. :mad:

Whoever does the curses at the cult please stop targeting me. I don’t need the same bad mojo I had last trip. Or at least do me the courtesy of different tragedies; the colored milk makes for better chocolate.

As always I walk out [I]the door [/I] with jim on my back saying, "i don't know what's going to happen man, but i want to have my kicks before the hole shit house goes up in flames... all right!...."

cheers

PS... KABOL! thanks for the words awhile back. this is the first time i saw them.... cheers brother, see ya soon :D[/QUOTE]
Well, if you dare try it again, I'd really love to see you if you have time to get back my way. I know it wasn't perfect the last time, but if everything is perfect then how would we ever know that something was good? Eveything would be good and what kind of experience can you find in that?

[QUOTE=Cindy Weston]Well, if you dare try it again, I'd really love to see you if you have time to get back my way. I know it wasn't perfect the last time, but if everything is perfect then how would we ever know that something was good? Eveything would be good and what kind of experience can you find in that?[/QUOTE]
hahahah! i'm not complaining! I had the best experiences! but you must admit, I had some sort of black clown riding my back while jagged on crack.

I've also taken about four to other amount of sleeping pills and still can't sleep for shit.. should make for interesting driving

Hats off to you chap. It will be one hell of a trip, guaranteed. With a mighty fine co-pilot that flying ship won't sink.