Real News Barca Boy to visit New York

[QUOTE=tom9d;1063731]Excuse me...if he is going to have a [I]real[/I] New York slice, he is going to have to come to my neighborhood in the Bronx. Because the Bronx has far and away the best pizza in New York City. That is not even up for debate. However, if that is not an option, I know a good place in each of the Upper East Side, Midtown East and the East Village.[/QUOTE]

So pretty much anywhere then?

[QUOTE=Smartazboy;1063721]No one is being left out. Especially not you. I mean, who knows when we might need your subpar Rock, Paper, Scissor, skills to get us out of a jam.

;)[/QUOTE]

ouchtown, population...me bro.

[QUOTE=my shotgunface;1063740]ouchtown, population...me bro.[/QUOTE]
Too soon? Wound still fresh? Sowwy!
I kid because I care!

[QUOTE=tom9d;1063716]I want to get a "Kiss Me I'm 1/4 Irish" shirt.

...and Six, how old are you? It'd probably be sketchy if there was a 10+ year age gap...otherwise, I think it's acceptable.[/QUOTE]
19.

[QUOTE=my shotgunface;1063714]how did i get left out? i live here too.[/QUOTE]

I forgot. a lot. plus i only read half this thread.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown;1063737]So pretty much anywhere then?[/QUOTE]

No, the three parts of the city are just three of many official neighborhoods - unfortunately, my area of Manhattan expertise is limited mostly to the East Side between 86th and the East Village. So if you want pizza recommendations, it'll have to be from one of those three places.

[QUOTE=tom9d;1063735]I was...kidding...I love New York. Of course there is tons to do here :)[/QUOTE]

I know you were kidding, so was I!

We can have a pizza day where we just taste slice after slice. Iknow I'm down for that.

[QUOTE=mirka;1063752]I know you were kidding, so was I!

We can have a pizza day where we just taste slice after slice. Iknow I'm down for that.[/QUOTE]

Oooooh...that is brilliant. I also just remembered that I know this place on Avenue A by 11th Street that is open aaaaaaaall night, so we could go there at like 4am...and they have Hawaiian pizza, which I love.

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1063602]...and Richard will tear me a new one if I mis behave. I promise not to drink but I may grope![/QUOTE]

no worries mate, i'll keep you straight - or we'll fall of the wagon together - it's nice to have company when you're in an underground sex club doing lines off some whores ass and don't know what time or day it is or where your clothes are

or what your name is

or where your liver went

we'll have fun watching the rest of the kids get nutty

Shit, it'd be so funny if you guys played a practical joke on him, just totally got him wasted, stripped him and cut him a little on the side then dumped him in a bathtub full of ice.

that would be class 2 felony hilarious!

...and paid a homeless person to spoon him.

When the hell was it decided that we were going to a strip club? I think that was just a joke taken seriously...

[QUOTE=jase;1063416]Cool. My car can handle up to four of you including luggage (the back seat may be a little cramped) if you can all coordinate like that.

EDIT: Any space not taken up in advance can be used for people who want to join me greeting people at the airport.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mr. Brown;1063618]I call shotgun![/QUOTE]

If Brown isn't coming and there's space, I call second dibs on SHOTGUN! Derek (and anyone else), even if Jase can't pick me up, I'll be there to greet you anyway. I don't own a car, but I'll try to find one to borrow.

(Oh, and just for the record: LaGuardia is a national airport. Anyone coming from overseas always arrives in JFK.)

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown;1063620]I get that when I read 'brown'.[/QUOTE]

Same thing with me and every time someone's talking about tits.

[QUOTE=tom9d;1063630]This is kind of the coolest thing ever...so many kickass people coming to my city. It's like a pilgrimage of awesomeness.[/QUOTE]

OUR city. I won't even mention how Queens is by far superior to the Bronx...

[QUOTE=corellion;1063760]Shit, it'd be so funny if you guys played a practical joke on him, just totally got him wasted, stripped him and cut him a little on the side then dumped him in a bathtub full of ice.[/QUOTE]

And left me with a Kiss Me Judas Tshirt?

[QUOTE=tom9d;1063754]Oooooh...that is brilliant. I also just remembered that I know this place on Avenue A by 11th Street that is open aaaaaaaall night, so we could go there at like 4am...and they have Hawaiian pizza, which I love.[/QUOTE]

If you want the absolute BEST bad pizza ever, 41st and ninth. Each slice (plain) is a DOLLAR and two slices and a drink is 2.75. Open all night long as well.

You know that's a deal and a half. And it is some pretty good pizza! The place doesn't look too sanitary, but c'mon, we've all got immune systems for a reason.

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1063763]

OUR city. I won't even mention how Queens is by far superior to the Bronx... :D[/QUOTE]

You're right, you're right, you're right -> OUR city. My apologies.

...and save yourself some trouble. I won't try to convince anyone the Bronx is the best borough. We just have the best pizza. Other than our pizza, our baseball team, our park (Pelham Bay Park = biggest park in the city) and...our...um...yeah, other than that stuff, we fail.

I do completely love [I]my[/I] part of the Bronx...because it is one of the two or three good parts of the Bronx. I live in Throggs Neck. It is a lovely neighborhood with trees and backyards and swimming pools. The rest of the borough is crap.

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1063766]And left me with a Kiss Me Judas Tshirt?[/QUOTE]

They'd just scribble over the "I'm Irish" bit.
But it would be a slightly amusing prank.

Well, you're right... if MY baseball team was just a collection of trophy players, yeah, we'd be pretty kick ass, too. Sucks for us that we didn't just buy our entire team from the best batch of players...

I'm not gonna argue about anything else (ESPECIALLY not the pizza) because we both know this could turn ugly...

I may need some fashion advice before I make the trip. I was thinking of wearing my MC Hammer flourescent pants and a Milli Vanilli Tshirt, Good idea?

I can't imagine how that would be a bad idea. That's all I wear. Well, that and my 'Frankie says Relax' t-shirt.

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1063784]I may need some fashion advice before I make the trip. I was thinking of wearing my MC Hammer flourescent pants and a Milli Vanilli Tshirt, Good idea?[/QUOTE]

Excellent idea. If you get lost and seperated from the rest of us, you'd have it easy getting into a homeless she;ter, no questions asked.

[QUOTE=glamhoth;1063787]I can't imagine how that would be a bad idea.[/QUOTE]

Concurred.

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1063763](Oh, and just for the record: LaGuardia is an international airport. Anyone coming from overseas always arrives in JFK.)[/QUOTE]

Do you mean national, 'cause everyone from overseas is international.

Yes. Yes I did.

I just thought of something. Does the bar Coyote Ugly really exist or is it some wonderfull made up place with cute chicks like California?

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1063763]

If Brown isn't coming and there's space, I call second dibs on SHOTGUN! Derek (and anyone else), even if Jase can't pick me up, I'll be there to greet you anyway. I don't own a car, but I'll try to find one to borrow.

[/QUOTE]

ummm, i love you?
you always call, SHOTGUN!!! haha

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1063873]I just thought of something. Does the bar Coyote Ugly really exist or is it some wonderfull made up place with cute chicks like California?[/QUOTE]

Oh sweet Jesus...I can't believe you asked about Coyote Ugly. Not only does it exist - I used to be a regular there. It is such a shithole, it's actually pretty funny. I finally stopped going there (thank God) just over a year ago...and I went back for the first time in forever a few weeks ago, and the bouncer and bartenders all still remembered me, by name. Bouncer shook my hand, bartenders gave me a kiss hello, etc. It made me sad...because it's such an amazingly shitty shithole...and smells horrid.

Oh...and to go on...the place is not full of hot chicks. They have decent-looking bartenders at best, and the people who hang out there are mostly eh. The girls who dance on the bar (aside from the bartenders) tend to be pretty gross. Lots of especially ugly girls go there for their bachelorette parties...and...let's just say it's a wonder the bar hasn't broken yet during one of them.

i got my train ticket! i got my train ticket! I GOT MY TRAIN TICKET!!
i am actually getting in on the 29 and staying until the 7. so i would like to get in on the airport meet and greet.

YAYYYYY!!!!

[QUOTE=happy_hooker;1063896]i got my train ticket! i got my train ticket! I GOT MY TRAIN TICKET!!
i am actually getting in on the 29 and staying until the 7. so i would like to get in on the airport meet and greet.

YAYYYYY!!!![/QUOTE]

Happy Hooker you are a Star! I cant wait to see you. Im really touched by all ye Feckers coming to say hello. This is going to be great!

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1063899]Happy Hooker you are a Star! I cant wait to see you. Im really touched by all ye Feckers coming to say hello. This is going to be great![/QUOTE]

i am just DYING to hear that accent!!!

someone needs to be making a video of when he get's off the plane and the subsequent meeting!

I'm gonna have to rent a bus or some shit now...

Seriously though people need to be making fat welcome signs for Derek and Frank.

A thought occurred to me as well... they may be arriving at different terminals which could complicate things, hopefully there will be enough of a gap between one flight and the next to make this connection work smoothly. The airtrain goes between them all in a clockwise direction, I'm not sure if you have to get off the loop and back on again if you need to go all the way around... I always use JetBlue so I've never had to figure that part out.

[QUOTE=#6495ED;1063903]someone needs to be making a video of when he get's off the plane and the subsequent meeting![/QUOTE]

We should all make cheesey signs out of oaktag and marker and act like we're waiting for a celebrity. Then we can scream and jump about when he arrives.

[QUOTE=happy_hooker;1063896]i got my train ticket! i got my train ticket! I GOT MY TRAIN TICKET!!
i am actually getting in on the 29 and staying until the 7. so i would like to get in on the airport meet and greet.

YAYYYYY!!!![/QUOTE]

Oooooh, that is awesome. That means we get to hang out for like 957536362million extra days.

...or a few extra...still way awesome.

on each sign, we should put pictures of our avatars or something nerdy like that.

Yeesh, even I'm not that nerdy.

Okay maybe I am, but still.

[QUOTE=aphonicmessiah;1063918]on each sign, we should put pictures of our avatars or something nerdy like that.[/QUOTE]

We should just all color our signs the strange green-ish color of the forum, stick our avatars on there with our usernames above it, along with our post count and all that good stuff...we could cut out a couple of eyeholes and just walk around with the signs in front of us.

I'm not driving either of you.

[QUOTE=aphonicmessiah;1063918]on each sign, we should put pictures of our avatars or something nerdy like that.[/QUOTE]

funny, i was thinking we should at some point wear our cult names on those little tags, and pretend it was some national meeting

my name is...
WICKERKAT

Woah guys. I feel Im going to be a major letdown when we meet. All I got going for me is my accent.

[QUOTE=jase;1063922]I'm not driving either of you.[/QUOTE]

Jase, I get tired a lot. Could you just drive me everywhere? I hate leaving the car for a coffee too, if you'd be so kind. It's COLD in the car Jase. Jase don't mean to be rude, but I brought my own music. Jase what's that? Jase I have to pee. Jase Jase Jase Jase.

[QUOTE=jase;1063922]I'm not driving either of you.[/QUOTE]

Pshhh...whateeeeeeeeever. I'll just take the subway like a real New Yorker

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown;1063925]Jase, I get tired a lot. Could you just drive me everywhere? I hate leaving the car for a coffee too, if you'd be so kind. It's COLD in the car Jase. Jase don't mean to be rude, but I brought my own music. Jase what's that? Jase I have to pee. Jase Jase Jase Jase.[/QUOTE]
Trust me I've solved this problem. It's called white-knuckling. As in the complaints turning into, "Jase, whoa you almost hit that FUCK oh SHIT slow down dude that's a WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK ARE YOU DOING OH GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA..."

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And I'm just like, "See, I told you we'd fit."

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1063924]Woah guys. I feel Im going to be a major letdown when we meet. All I got going for me is my accent.[/QUOTE]

That's not true. You also have potatoes, setters, soap, soda bread, rainbows, luck and gold.

[QUOTE=jase;1063930]Trust me I've solved this problem. It's called white-knuckling. As in the complaints turning into, "Jase, whoa you almost hit that FUCK oh SHIT slow down dude that's a WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK ARE YOU DOING OH GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA..."

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And I'm just like, "See, I told you we'd fit."[/QUOTE]

You just tell us where we're going... sir.

[QUOTE=tom9d;1063929]Pshhh...whateeeeeeeeever. I'll just take the subway like a real New Yorker :p[/QUOTE]
Fair enough. For the record though I've never been a "real" New Yorker anyway.

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I learned to drive in the city. WHICH MEANS I CAN DRIVE ANYWHERE YEAH!!!

[QUOTE=my shotgunface;1063884]ummm, i love you?
you always call, SHOTGUN!!! haha[/QUOTE]

That's it, I've decided. We're gonna have a faux wedding at one point on this meet-up.

[QUOTE=tom9d;1063913]We should all make cheesey signs out of oaktag and marker and act like we're waiting for a celebrity. Then we can scream and jump about when he arrives.[/QUOTE]

I was planning on doing this anyway. Pshah.

You know what you should have. You should have a shotgun wedding.

I'd have go get her pregnant first.

...SO, about that shotgun wedding!

I was thinking more along the lines of continuing the 'faux' part, but whatever floats your boat, dude.