Real News Barca Boy to visit New York

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1063506]Speaking of money what ammount is recomended to put in a Strippers thong?[/QUOTE]

Personally, I am opposed to paying to see a girl take her clothes off, so I recommend putting zero dollars in her thong. You're seeing the same boobs as the dude who gave her $20...for free. I've actually never been to a strip club in New York though. Strip clubs aren't my thing.

Though if any girls just want to take off their clothes in front of me, then by all means...

[QUOTE=happy_hooker;1063508]keep your money. i strip for free.[/QUOTE]

Excellent:D

Oh Yeah, when I go to the Strand bookstore Im going to ask out a cute chick on a date!

You know you gotta hit a Wal-Mart as well.

[QUOTE=tom9d;1063547]Personally, I am opposed to paying to see a girl take her clothes off, so I recommend putting zero dollars in her thong. You're seeing the same boobs as the dude who gave her $20...for free. I've actually never been to a strip club in New York though. Strip clubs aren't my thing.

Though if any girls just want to take off their clothes in front of me, then by all means...[/QUOTE]

weird dynamic for sure - i think the whole tipping thing is about proximity - if you want the girl to touch you, to put your face between her boobs and shake them, or shove her ass in your face, then you go on up for a closer look

obviously a minimum of $1, but anywhere from $1-5 depending on the girl, and how much you dig her - i think the most i've given was $20, since my friend getting married was being an idiot, and that led to some interesting backstage hijinks

derek - we (us guys, and hell, girls too) will supply you with a wad of cash - singles and five so that will NOT be an issue for you - actually, i'd be surprised if you paid for much of anything while in the presence of cult members

Just don't get him drunk!
Unless he wants to.
Then take pictures.

Hehe, Im going around all day humming New York New York, this old lady I know said When did you start liking Frank Sinatra?

I wont be getting drunk. This trip is just the thing I need to keep me on the straight and narrow. Plus I will have my roomie Smartaz keeping an eye on me and Richard will tear me a new one if I mis behave. I promise not to drink but I may grope!

more info:

[QUOTE=wickerkat;1063595]the event (writer's conference) is at the Hilton, at about 55th and the Americas in Midtown West

missed a couple:

portland square - [url]http://www.portlandsquarehotel.com/[/url]
comfort inn - [url]http://www.applecorehotels.com/comfort-inn-midtown/[/url]

midtown or murray hill are closest, chelsea is close too

try this:

[url]http://www.expedia.com/pub/agent.dll?qscr=htfv[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=jase;1063412]That'd be easy then, it won't even be rush hour. I'll put in for some time off right now.

As far as a place to stay goes, supposedly there are inexpensive hostels all over the place but I can't speak from experience. I believe Vigorous Puppy used one before. Mirka came out for that same meet-up as well, I don't know where she stayed though. Ask around, but definitely book early because, as Wickerkat mentioned, there's a big writer's conference that same weekend (Amy Hempel is reading!) and that might eat up lots of hotel space. Stephen Graham Jones mentioned that he might be in town as well. It's all very up-in-the-air right now.[/QUOTE]

I rented an apartment off of Craigslist and had a great experience. I rented the same apartment when I returned a couple of months later. It was about 150 a night and 4 blocks from Central park.

I may get a hotel for a night if we have something "official" going on pretty late. Otherwise, I'll probably stay at Dennis's parent's house on Long Island.

[QUOTE=jase;1063401]Note to other culties flying into NYC for this as well: If you let me know far enough in advance I'll try to arrange to get you as well.[/QUOTE]

I call shotgun!

[QUOTE=tom9d;1063425]If Manhattan hotels are too expensive, look into hotels in parts of Brooklyn. There is a Marriott in Metrotech (in Brooklyn) that is only a 20 minute train ride from Midtown...which is really nothing, especially if you plan on spending most of your time not-in-your-hotel. And that's just one example...there are other one's not in Manhattan that are still really close.[/QUOTE]

I stayed at a hostel at 130 or 123rd streed in Manhattan. I think it was like 20 euros a night or so. Of course you shared but what the hell.

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1063478]What happens if I turn out to be a douchebag? :confused:

mel you do realise that you change in every photo I see of you so the only way I will recognise you will be if you wear your Cheerleading outfit. Everyone else shall wear Underpants on their head.[/QUOTE]

I knew I couldn't be the only one who thought that. Thought I was losing my marbles.

[QUOTE=tom9d;1063547]Personally, I am opposed to paying to see a girl take her clothes off, so I recommend putting zero dollars in her thong. You're seeing the same boobs as the dude who gave her $20...for free. I've actually never been to a strip club in New York though. Strip clubs aren't my thing.[/QUOTE]

We went to club Diamond(s) when I was over there, passed it randomly after we was drunk off our ass. I had to go in, just to be in a traditional action movie where they always have a scene in a strip bar, going over plot elements and shit. I cracked up over there.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy;1063528]I'm sure we'll get a boys night out. We'll go over that then.[/QUOTE]

Mi hermano. We should get toast muddafukka, toast.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown;1063618][B]I call shotgun![/B]

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i know what you meant... it just threw me off for a second though haha

[QUOTE=my shotgunface;1063619]i know what you meant... it just threw me off for a second though haha[/QUOTE]

I get that when I read 'brown'.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown;1063618]I call shotgun![/QUOTE]
Does this mean you're coming now or are you just a big friggin' tease?

[QUOTE=jase;1063626]Does this mean you're coming now or are you just a big friggin' tease?[/QUOTE]

Hah! I always wanna, but my financial future is looking better these days. I stress 'future' cause of now I am still really bad off, but I am keeping an eye on this thing.

This is kind of the coolest thing ever...so many kickass people coming to my city. It's like a pilgrimage of awesomeness.

Someone PM me when everyone's chilling and I'm a 45 minute train ride to IN YO FACE.

Unless this is totally a boy thing.

But I'd really like to be the one little girl going to a strip club with a bunch of dirty old men.

Or would I?

I don't know. But someone please let me know what's crackin'.

I'm passing on the strip club.

[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;1063649]
But I'd really like to be the one little girl going to a strip club with a bunch of dirty old men.
Or would I?[/QUOTE]

of course you would - please, how could we ever leave you out, never

Now everyone thinks I'm a stripclub attendee.

Aw man, Mirk, I had this picture of you all Man-ed out Via Liv Tyler in that Aerosmith video and everything. Shucks!

Jk jk, I'll probablly skip on the strip, too.

Also, I'm not an old man.

You're a fucking silver fox.

Jk Jk. But I would like to see people's reactions concerning the age difference between me and all these men and what the appropriate age gap is to look at naked women together.

I will surely skip on the strip club. Im happy enough to ogle every cute blonde I see in the bars. I need to get a Kiss Me Im Irish Tshirt.

As for paying for things, I have no problem with that. I dont want people to think that when I send out things Im looking for anything in return. I insist on buying the first few rounds of drinks (or coffee).

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1063659]I will surely skip on the strip club. Im happy enough to ogle every cute blonde I see in the bars. I need to get a Kiss Me Im Irish Tshirt.[/QUOTE]
Oh man! You do. Mostly because all of the guys down here that wear those shirts are only like 09% Irish, so to find an adorible guy who's ACTUALLY IRISH will be such an awesome treat for all them ladies.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown;1063628]Hah! I always wanna, but my financial future is looking better these days. I stress 'future' cause of now I am still really bad off, but I am keeping an eye on this thing.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=jase;1063662][IMG]http://bucketweb.com/pics/cult/SearchingForAzman.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

That last line cracks me up still. "He got lost and died. The end."

Fuck.

I can has Underpants on ma heid. Can I come along?

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You HAVE to bring Cujo! I'll cat sit while you do your thing!

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown;1063618]I call shotgun!

I stayed at a hostel at 130 or 123rd streed in Manhattan. I think it was like 20 euros a night or so. Of course you shared but what the hell.

I knew I couldn't be the only one who thought that. Thought I was losing my marbles.

We went to club Diamond(s) when I was over there, passed it randomly after we was drunk off our ass. I had to go in, just to be in a traditional action movie where they always have a scene in a strip bar, going over plot elements and shit. I cracked up over there.

Mi hermano. We should get toast muddafukka, toast.[/QUOTE]Brown, if you can get to NYC everything else is on me.

[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;1063649]Someone PM me when everyone's chilling and I'm a 45 minute train ride to IN YO FACE.

Unless this is totally a boy thing.

But I'd really like to be the one little girl going to a strip club with a bunch of dirty old men.

Or would I?

I don't know. But someone please let me know what's crackin'.[/QUOTE]

Six, I think if you went with us (if we in fact are going) to a strip club, the "dancers" would flock to our table because they like when hot chicks are around that are not employees.

And yes, sue me, I've been to several strip clubs, but usually when o vacation, for vachelor parties, or just because parties, but never on my own.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy;1063669]Brown, if you can get to NYC everything else is on me.[/QUOTE]

Bless you but I can't accept too much. I might have to do favours back man, like dance all night.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy;1063669]Six, I think if you went with us (if we in fact are going) to a strip club, the "dancers" would flock to our table because they like when hot chicks are around that are not employees.

And yes, sue me, I've been to several strip clubs, but usually when o vacation, for vachelor parties, or just because parties, but never on my own.[/QUOTE]

Strippers gotta eat too.

I don't care if you all go to a strip club. I'm pretty self sufficient and there's lots to do in NYC. I'll meet up with you after.

[QUOTE=mirka;1063679]...there's lots to do in NYC....[/QUOTE]

You don't say?

[QUOTE=mirka;1063679]I don't care if you all go to a strip club. I'm pretty self sufficient and there's lots to do in NYC. I'll meet up with you after.[/QUOTE]

Are you going to do all the touristy stuff with me?

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1063659]I will surely skip on the strip club. Im happy enough to ogle every cute blonde I see in the bars. I need to get a Kiss Me Im Irish Tshirt.

As for paying for things, I have no problem with that. I dont want people to think that when I send out things Im looking for anything in return. I insist on buying the first few rounds of drinks (or coffee).[/QUOTE]

Except, instead of Kiss it should say Screw. That accent will melt them.

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1063687]Are you going to do all the touristy stuff with me?[/QUOTE]

Absolutely! You wear your [B]Kiss Me, I'm Irish[/B] Shirt and I'll wear my '[B]Don't kiss me, don't even TALK to me[/B]" shirt. It will be awesome!

[QUOTE=mirka;1063695]Absolutely! You wear your [B]Kiss Me, I'm Irish[/B] Shirt and I'll wear my '[B]Don't kiss me, don't even TALK to me[/B]" shirt. It will be awesome![/QUOTE]

Excellent, Im going to find somewhere that serves Irish breakfasts and that should keep us going for the day.

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1063701]Excellent, Im going to find somewhere that serves Irish breakfasts and that should keep us going for the day.[/QUOTE]

That should not be difficult to find at all. hell, they have them in Los Angeles.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy;1063691]Except, instead of Kiss it should say Screw. That accent will melt them.[/QUOTE]

We should get him the House Of Pain t-shirt that says [B]"Fuck Me, I'm Irish."[/B]

[QUOTE=mirka;1063695]Absolutely! You wear your [B]Kiss Me, I'm Irish[/B] Shirt and I'll wear my '[B]Don't kiss me, don't even TALK to me[/B]" shirt. It will be awesome![/QUOTE]

I'm getting the [B]"I BREAK BIKES"[/B] and on the back [B]"IN HALF"[/B] one.

[QUOTE=Barca Boy;1063701]Excellent, Im going to find somewhere that serves Irish breakfasts and that should keep us going for the day.[/QUOTE]

Travels across the world to eat the stuff he gets across the fucking street.

Derek, don't let them exploit you. Especially when people ask, "Say something Irish." a quick punch will sort them out.

[QUOTE=Six On The Dot;1063649]Someone PM me when everyone's chilling and I'm a 45 minute train ride to IN YO FACE.

[B]Unless this is totally a boy thing. [/B]
But I'd really like to be the one little girl going to a strip club with a bunch of dirty old men.

Or would I?

I don't know. But someone please let me know what's crackin'.[/QUOTE]

how did i get left out? i live here too.

I want to get a "Kiss Me I'm 1/4 Irish" shirt.

...and Six, how old are you? It'd probably be sketchy if there was a 10+ year age gap...otherwise, I think it's acceptable.

[QUOTE=mirka;1063679]there's lots to do in NYC..[/QUOTE]

I call bullshit on that statement.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown;1063711] We should get him the House Of Pain t-shirt that says [B]"Fuck Me, I'm Irish."[/B] [/QUOTE]
That's actually the shirt I was thinking of, but I didn't want to sound vulgar, you fuckin animal!

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown;1063711]I'm getting the [B]"I BREAK BIKES"[/B] and on the back [B]"IN HALF"[/B] one. [/QUOTE]

There would have to be a silohuette (sp) of you and the broken bike on the shirt and then this would be the coolests piece of apparel ever.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown;1063711]Travels across the world to eat the stuff he gets across the fucking street. [/QUOTE]

Ain't that something!?!

[QUOTE=my shotgunface;1063714]how did i get left out? i live here too.[/QUOTE]

No one is being left out. Especially not you. I mean, who knows when we might need your subpar Rock, Paper, Scissor, skills to get us out of a jam.

derek should get a "welcome to the gun show" shirt, as well.
ive read that amerika is the only place to get root beer. i saw this on a vader (polski death metal band) forum. they say to bring root beer if you plan on going backstage to hang with them. i didnt know this, but i still got to see them.
anywho. have you had root beer, derek?

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown;1063711]We should get him the House Of Pain t-shirt that says [B]"Fuck Me, I'm Irish."[/B]

I'm getting the [B]"I BREAK BIKES"[/B] and on the back [B]"IN HALF"[/B] one.

[B]Travels across the world to eat the stuff he gets across the fucking street.[/B][/QUOTE]

Ok, that is funny. Don't worry, we'll make sure he has a hot dog at some point and a real NY slice.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy;1063720]That's actually the shirt I was thinking of, but I didn't want to sound vulgar, you fuckin animal![/QUOTE]

Fucking cock piece of shit statement man, bitches come at me with ho-tactics and I takes offence.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy;1063720]There would have to be a silohuette (sp) of you and the broken bike on the shirt and then this would be the coolests piece of apparel ever.[/QUOTE]

*lightbulb*

[QUOTE=Smartazboy;1063720]Ain't that something!?![/QUOTE]

Fuggedaboutit.

[QUOTE=tom9d;1063719]I call bullshit on that statement.[/QUOTE]

What, do you just get out on a day pass every now and then?

[QUOTE=mirka;1063724]Ok, that is funny. Don't worry, we'll make sure he has a hot dog at some point and a real NY slice.[/QUOTE]

Excuse me...if he is going to have a [I]real[/I] New York slice, he is going to have to come to my neighborhood in the Bronx. Because the Bronx has far and away the best pizza in New York City. That is not even up for debate. However, if that is not an option, I know a good place in each of the Upper East Side, Midtown East and the East Village.

[QUOTE=mirka;1063729]What, do you just get out on a day pass every now and then?[/QUOTE]

I was...kidding...I love New York. Of course there is tons to do here