Meetup gossip

frank sleeps with a bowl of duck sauce next to his pillow. He calls it "Cynthia."

this is not one of those 'make up shit about people' threads. let's hear it, people. full report. i'm bored.

I left big red lipstick marks on anyone who's cheek I could get my hands on.

People hooked up. We ate eggs and meat out of ups, we went to a hotel... we thought authorities were going to be involved... there was an assault... and so on.

It's weird. Maybe it'll be different in the morning. but now I feel like the the cult has fractured in two for me. I wouldn't have expected it, and I think you all know me well enough to know I don't say this lightly... but I actuallt would call many of these people genuine friends now. Like I'd drop my shit and get on a plane if they were in trouble.

I thought it would have just been a blow off weekend.

Shit. I actually care about some of you people.

Damnit.

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]People hooked up. We ate eggs and meat out of ups, we went to a hotel... we thought authorities were going to be involved... there was an assault... and so on.

It's weird. Maybe it'll be different in the morning. but now I feel like the the cult has fractured in two for me. I wouldn't have expected it, and I think you all know me well enough to know I don't say this lightly... but I actuallt would call many of these people genuine friends now. Like I'd drop my shit and get on a plane if they were in trouble.

I thought it would have just been a blow off weekend.

Shit. I actually care about some of you people.

Damnit.[/QUOTE]

Well then it was quite a weekend.

[QUOTE=CourtneyTyler]Well then it was quite a weekend.[/QUOTE]
It really was.

details please. didn't you read the instructions?

Yes I am living vicariously through you meet-up folks.

also, i believe i had requested pictures. so, you know. hop to it

[QUOTE=vidalia]details please. didn't you read the instructions?[/QUOTE]
If those who were involved want to talk about it then they can, but I won't. It's between them. Has fuck all to do with me. Aside form the world revolving around me of course.

[QUOTE=vidalia]also, i believe i had requested pictures. so, you know. hop to it[/QUOTE]
I didn't have a camrea but everybody else did.

you suck at this thread, chris.

[QUOTE=vidalia]you suck at this thread, chris.[/QUOTE]
You suck at going to meet ups, Lindsay.

the last one was on a tuesday, and this one was on snuffy's dad's birthday and an out-of-budget plane ride away!

[QUOTE=vidalia]also, i believe i had requested pictures. so, you know. hop to it[/QUOTE]
I just got home, give me some time to process and stuff.

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]You suck at going to meet ups, Lindsay.[/QUOTE]

You both equally suck at the things that you suck at. That's that. Now go eat bagels.

[QUOTE=CourtneyTyler]Now go eat bagels.[/QUOTE]

and pizza.

and chitlins.

what are chitlins.

[QUOTE=snuffy]what are chitlins.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=dictionary.com]chit·ter·lings also chit·lins or chit·lings

pl.n.
The small intestines of pigs, especially when cooked and eaten as food.[/QUOTE]

who knew?

fried

i wouldn't eat those. i don't even know what that means. but more on topic...

If you've ever eaten sausage with a casing then you've eaten them.

I think its a southern thing

he loves all [I]kinds[/I] of people

oh well yeah

i mean, fried in a bag. maybe i'm thinking pork rinds

[QUOTE=vidalia]oh well yeah

i mean, fried in a bag. maybe i'm thinking pork rinds[/QUOTE]

Yeah, pork rinds are the skin not the intestines. I guess ya have to draw a line [I]somewhere [/I]

Uhm, details. Now.
Hooking up?
Assaults?
What?
Dish people!!!

oh yeah i was thinking pork rinds.

*bump

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]You suck at going to meet ups, Lindsay.[/QUOTE]
double points for parka.

[QUOTE=Balthazar]*bump[/QUOTE]
we talked about how you don't let jane call you bath, and then laz made a crack about how there isn't much you could do to jane if she did call you bath.

[QUOTE=snuffy]frank sleeps with a bowl of duck sauce next to his pillow. He calls it "Cynthia."[/QUOTE]
This is true.

Oh god I hope someone talked about me!

FOR HOURS!

your name was dropped once, early on, the same time we mentioned popcultjunkie and the aussies. once that was out of the way, it was all drinking, all day--we didn't waste our precious alcoholic moments with those who weren't around.

Man fuck you guys I'm leaving forever.

Also: Someone shouldve forced Brak into going so we could see her face.

2100

Oh God, you! Pfffft. You sucked the most.

you're home so soon?

[QUOTE=sara faye]Aaagh! Where are you? I thought you weren't heading home for a while![/QUOTE]
he's visiting me

it'll be like the pool all over again!!!!!!!

any GOOD gossip?

[QUOTE=sara faye]heh heh.

How long is Rob visiting? I'm going downtown TONIGHT at about 7 for my mom's CT scan!![/QUOTE]
he's not actually here, sorry, I just wish he was.

SEE ROBERT YOU HAVE TWO YOUNG LADIES THAT WANT A REPEAT OF THE POOL INCIDENT VISIT US!!!

next time...it's gonna be like OUR WOODSTOCK MAN...A WOODSTOCK FOR WRITERS BABY!!!

[QUOTE=vidalia]details please. didn't you read the instructions?[/QUOTE]

What Parka said. I think we've divulged enough information already for now, we'll have to wait until we can all correspond and see what juicy tidbits we (or certain parties involved) want to release. Til then, guess you're just gonna have to sit tight and keep guessing. But hey, that can be fun too.

Robert felt me up repeated. This is actually not a lie.

[QUOTE=jane s.]Robert felt me up repeated. This is actually not a lie.[/QUOTE]
Who didn't he feel up? I still have a hicky on my taint!

Also, for the record, I would have left after the second day if it hadn't have been for that fucking downpour. I didn't come home until today because I got Parka'd (drunk) last night and couldn't fucking drive!

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Who didn't he feel up? I still have a hicky on my taint!

Also, for the record, I would have left after the second day if it hadn't have been for that fucking downpour. I didn't come home until today because I got Parka'd (drunk) last night and couldn't fucking drive![/QUOTE]
I'm proud of you.

Thumbs up.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Thumbs up.[/QUOTE]
Did you get in a fight with somebody or something?

We are not to talk about that here.

bullshit, this is 1: gossip and B- the interweb.