I'm feeling hot hot hot (ren fair/dinner meet up)
so maddie and sara just pulled out of my driveway and we all three had a most excellent day (and night for maddie). It didn't feel so much like a meet up because we had alrady met each other. But that didn't make seeing everyone any less fun. Frank then joinded us after the fair for some dinner at a diner. all and all it was totally awesomely fun.
maddie came over last night around 6:30 we chit chatted up a but and then hung out with my friends who where behaving in a normal matter at first. But then their true selves trickled out and I'm sure maddie never wants to hang out with my friends again. One of the guys totally called her names like within 5 seconds of meeting her but he's totally emo. so after a night of hanging out we get a few zzzs
sara got caught in traffic but made it over around 10am, just after I had finished making some omlettes for them for breakfast. we ate and then headed out to kenosha for the ren fair. at the fair we saw sword play and jousting and heard music and dancing and got our hair braided and it totally rocked
then on the way back towards my house we met up at a diner with Frank and had a lovely meal and being the gentleman that he is he insisted on paying. finally around 10:30 the gals needed to get back on the road and make their way home so we split up.
here's a few pics from the day though:
[URL=http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/4625/imag00017jv.jpg]sara and maddie being very horny[/URL]
[URL=http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3219/imag00034jj.jpg]getting the hair braided[/URL]
[URL=http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/4219/imag00047xz.jpg]the final product[/URL]
[URL=http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/9836/imag00055fo.jpg]sara and the man with the best straight guy job[/URL]
[URL=http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/9554/imag00062cz.jpg]random men being bold and stupid[/URL]
<--- Jealous too.
I wish there was even something remotely close to a Ren Fair around me. Damn New Englanders and their "classy" operas/plays/etc. I want me some simple fun damnit.
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It was a nice time. We met up and had some grub. I had breakfast. Why you ask did I have breakfast? Because I can. Breakfast is good any time of the day! So we ate and probably hung out for a good hour after we finished eating. The cult chicks talked about thier day at the fair, about some 17 yr. old feeling up Sara, and how Hash's friends made Madde feel out of place by not laughing when Hash snorted. We talked about last week's meet-up (yes, still). All in all a good night. And the girls are lying about me being a gentleman and offering to pay for dinner. They ended up spending all thier money on getting thier hair braided, leather boustias (sp), and metal bras. 
They didn't bother taking any pictures with me. They actually couldn't, because they hocked thier cameras for a jug of meade!!!
quote of the day:
"hey you! with the good posture!"
Did you ever hear the one about the menage a dork? I was there! Menage a'ing and representin' in 115 degrees, glowing like a pig and smirking without irony at the corny white people around me. You think a bunch of internet nerds meeting in the woods is something, try meeting internet nerds in an actually nerdy setting like an elaborate fetish scene for local wiccans and highschool drama teachers. I say next meet up we go to a Star Trek Convention. It's the only way to top this. There's no where to go but up, or down depending on your level of appreciation for partying like it's 1599, which WE DID!
Huzzahh!
Ahh Ye Olde Renaissance Faire, where impressively dedicated character actors (aging stoners and local mediocre thespians) spend all freaking day without any apparent breaks, living in their roles as wenches, knights, jesters, and Link from The Legend of Zelda. The Faire is just a ruse to get tourists to fund these people's desire to role play and wear skanky and/or gay attire without being brutalized.
I admired their dedication and high spirits. You couldn't walk ten feet through the faire without being heckled or shouted at, or greeted with some mention of M'lady or the "shire" by anyone with whom you make the mistake of making eye contact.
I dug it. It was a cultural event, I reveled in the history of the white man, and admired the outrageously over-priced crafts such as crushed velvet nut huggers, chain mail bikinis (not advisable on sunny days), and intricate delicate sterling silver jewelry for those who want to look unique and artsy without going too far over into goth territory.
The hair braiding was calming and made us all look pretty, the sword fighters were slapstick guffaw funny and eerily energetic, watching the retainered teen boy lace Sara's sweater pillows up to her chin in a bodice was adorable, the Queen's court dancing was a royal bore, the Fool's juggling tent was fun and clumsy, we drank a ton of water, ate greasy food, saw some cute animals in the petting zoo (which had a turtle, a turtle in a petting zoo! predictably he got less love than the heckler who encouraged everyone to throw tomatos at him) Speaking of which Sara got one good free throw that was inches from his face, the drum circle was an embarrassing display of caucasian interpretive dance and banshee wailing, and the jousting was by far the best part.
I had an amazing time, Liz and Sara where awesome and cute, the Faire was fun, I loved it. Two great weekends in one month! It was a wonderful day and I will treasure the memory. Thank you Liz and Sara. <33333.5 
Oh how could I not mention seeing Frank and having dinner! The faire was long and hot and fun and silly and by the time it was over we were spent, but something about the air conditioned car, talking to UbikChris on the phone, and the prospect of seeing Smartaz again perked us all up tremendously. The dinner was fantastic, we laughed and talked through the entire meal and it went by in a flash. Even though it was getting late and I knew I had a long drive, (normally 3 hours long, that night I managed to cut it down to 2 and a half by this little known method called speeding) I just didn't want to leave and say good bye!
It didn't feel like a big deal meetup, it just felt like hanging out with friends, but then I still knew in the back of me mind that I probably wouldn't just hang out with them again for months, so saying goodbye got me a touch bummed, and yes, I touched their bums, and their bums touched my heart.
(Oh and Liz hush up, naw. Your friends were awesome and sweet and funny. They were so nice, especially to some stranger who comes in when they're having a party and someone's last weekend send-off. Emoband Calhoun of the self described avante garde suburban mime movement was bit feisty but even he didn't bother me too much. I had a great time and slept like a log in the fluffy pink bedroom in your house. And you have cute cats.)
I think the orange cat took a liking to you, he seemed a little sad when you left. miss piggy on the other had didn't come out of hiding until you guys had been goon for at least 10 minutes.
you also can't forget his great weather balloon plan. where he's gonna change the world be having people think that there's a UFO.
were there swordfights? fried dough?
[QUOTE=snuffy]were there swordfights? fried dough?[/QUOTE]
Yes awesome ones, of both.
With fake blood...not with both, just the sword fighting
[QUOTE=snuffy]were there swordfights? fried dough?[/QUOTE]
I can't believe you asked if there were 'swordfights'.
[QUOTE=snuffy]were there swordfights? fried dough?[/QUOTE]
I tried calling you but your phone went straight to voicemail. also when I was playing with a sword in one of the shops I mentioned that if the two of us came to one of these things together one of us wouldn't leave.
If anyone wants a good weapon for horse-mounted combat, a dried flower head wreath, velvet brocade culottes, or some Lord of the Rings style accessories, I know just where to go. They also made full suits of armor which double as crowd-pleasing bottle openers.
[QUOTE=mr_hash]I tried calling you but your phone went straight to voicemail. also when I was playing with a sword in one of the shops I mentioned that if the two of us came to one of these things together one of us wouldn't leave.[/QUOTE]
hmmmph. bring it.
i was in the Loon Mountain section of New Hampshire. No phone reception. you shoul dhave left a message, jerkface.
[QUOTE=snuffy]hmmmph. bring it.
i was in the Loon Mountain section of New Hampshire. No phone reception. you shoul dhave left a message, jerkface.[/QUOTE]
you're never there to answer our calls!
we called a whole bunch of people up and had a phone party after we ate lunch and where sitting around in a food/heat coma.
this was right after we had the fan club.
Jeff (fuzzbusta) was really quiet on the phone (he claims its cause he just woke up)
[QUOTE=snuffy]hmmmph. bring it.
i was in the Loon Mountain section of New Hampshire. No phone reception. you shoul dhave left a message, jerkface.[/QUOTE]
I was in a heat/food coma, leaving a message didn't occur to me.
[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]you're never there to answer our calls![/QUOTE]
i am!
lies!!! what about last weekend you didn't answer then either!
[QUOTE=mr_hash]lies!!! what about last weekend you didn't answer then either![/QUOTE]
coincidence, i was available. it's you jetsetters who are hard to get a hold of.
ok, that was untrue.
i'm lame, my phone is on silent and i never hear it. I also turn it off a lot. and it has lousy reception becasue it is t-mobile.
[QUOTE=snuffy]coincidence, i was available. it's you jetsetters who are hard to get a hold of.
ok, that was untrue.
i'm lame, my phone is on silent and i never hear it. I also turn it off a lot. and it has lousy reception becasue it is t-mobile.[/QUOTE]
I have t-mobile and I have excellent reception. I also called you and got nothing.
[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]I have t-mobile and I have excellent reception. I also called you and got nothing.[/QUOTE]
Are you declaring what I think you're declaring?
obviously snuffy hates us all and doesn't want to talk to us and I'll kill him!!
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Verizon Wireless is where its at. "Do you hear me now? Good."
no you gotta rock the cingular with me and sara! we even have the same phone (but mine's way more beat up)
Negative. I'm all about the "IN" plan. Are you "IN"? Didn't think so.
[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]I have t-mobile and I have excellent reception. I also called you and got nothing.[/QUOTE]
that's because t-mobile is a european company and you are in europe. i had better reception on my phone in the middle of a vineyard in tuscany than i do in my own house.
fricken foreigners.
who needs to be in when you're in the phone club with someone like sara?
[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]Are you declaring what I think you're declaring?[/QUOTE]
It's possible.
[QUOTE=mr_hash]no you gotta rock the cingular with me and sara! we even have the same phone (but mine's way more beat up)[/QUOTE]
word.
plus it has the cute little orange guy and it says "be safe and courteous" when you turn off/on your phone.
I rock the cigular as well.
oh yeah! that little guy is the bestest. the 411 is really cool too cause they'll tell you show times and then you don't have to call movie phone.
i called frank the following day and left him a message. it was a nice one. so be nice to me, i made the effort.
All I have to do to call the States is add a few numbers. It seems hardly anyone from the States can call outside of America. Whadday'all think, you're alone in the world?
I don't know how to make an international call, I've never done it
[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]All I have to do to call the States is add a few numbers. It seems hardly anyone from the States can call outside of America. Whadday'all think, you're alone in the world?[/QUOTE]
We're lame - we have to buy a special phone to make international calls, get a different plan to cover international calls...
[QUOTE=snuffy]i called frank the following day and left him a message. it was a nice one. so be nice to me, i made the effort.[/QUOTE]
It was nice. I let others sitting around me listen to it. Thats when Ubik Chris left you that voicemail about Home Ec and what not.
[QUOTE=Smartazboy]It was nice. I let others sitting around me listen to it. Thats when Ubik Chris left you that voicemail about Home Ec and what not.[/QUOTE]
and as it turned out, brown calle dme once, too. i thought it was you guys. i misse dout on a lot!
[QUOTE=snuffy]and as it turned out, brown calle dme once, too. i thought it was you guys. i misse dout on a lot![/QUOTE]
Story of your life dude.
looks like you lovley ladies had a wonderful time! thanks for the photos, too. 
you're welcome moeness. you know janey's 21st is coming up soon I think that the three of us will have to go out drinking.
little plastic battery operated fans!
We forgot to mention when Jane called Sara, how it was cute that they were conversing mostly in some kind of happy sigh and giggle code. When Liz was talking to Jane, all of the smoking section heard her conversation and looked when she snorted.
[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]little plastic battery operated fans![/QUOTE]
I totally gave you the pink one too! I handed it over half wanting it for myself.
[QUOTE=Smartazboy]We forgot to mention when Jane called Sara, how it was cute that they were conversing mostly in some kind of happy sigh and giggle code. When Liz was talking to Jane, all of the smoking section heard her conversation and looked when she snorted. :)[/QUOTE]
And then, just as loud as everything else, she said "Oh god, the table next to us just looked over!" which of course they all heard. Good times.
[QUOTE=Smartazboy]We forgot to mention when Jane called Sara, how it was cute that they were conversing mostly in some kind of happy sigh and giggle code. When Liz was talking to Jane, all of the smoking section heard her conversation and looked when she snorted. :)[/QUOTE]
jane made me giggle really bad. I couldn't stop. <3
[QUOTE=mr_hash]I totally gave you the pink one too! I handed it over half wanting it for myself.[/QUOTE]
Why? You know I'm red/green colorblind you could have told me you gave me a pink one and I wouldn't have known. I'm not really colorblind but for all purposes of that situation I might as well have been. What I mean to say is that I didn't have a color preference. But I appreciate the gesture! If it meant something to you, then it means something to me. *gigglesqueaksnortgigglehug*
[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]And then, just as loud as everything else, she said "Oh god, the table next to us just looked over!" which of course they all heard. Good times.[/QUOTE]
oh man. yeah I'm subtle like that.
[QUOTE=sara faye][URL=http://tinypic.com/9fw58h.jpg]A Moonie IMPOSTER! He even smokes wrong![/URL][/QUOTE]
That pose man, that fucking pose.
those aviators where so huge. I coudln't find the sunglasses that mirka gave me so I stole the first ones I saw in my house.
Other people will never understand, my woobly chuckadee. They're just jealous.
There is hope, but not for us.
hash is not left handed!
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Talked to Maddelyn Malorkie with these other fine ladies giggling and snorting and apparently they wanted to talk to little ol me as well while they were driving but they almost got themselves nailed by a bigger vehicle and that is why I never made it a issue to talk to them any further, besides Maddie is funny shit. Glad you had fun and what is up with the braider and that goofy hairstyle, I mentioned in chat that she must have been some sort of witch and tossed a smokebomb on the ground then instead of flying away she simple appeared on a chair in the corner eating a sandwich when the dust disappeared. At any rate, Frankazboy.....Jealous!