Fantasy meet up scenarios

the only people who "don't like sushi" are the people who haven't been talked into trying it....just a personal observation.

Daley is an interesting character....i can see him weeping like small girl and at the same time i can picture him throwing somone through a window of a bar.

[QUOTE=JKuhlmann]the only people who "don't like sushi" are the people who haven't been talked into trying it....just a personal observation.

Daley is an interesting character....i can see him weeping like small girl and at the same time i can picture him throwing somone through a window of a bar.[/QUOTE]
When you see him face to face your assumptions will not change. He's a Good Man.

i apologize for my G-rated fantasies, please feel free to get nasty.

[QUOTE=Cindy Weston]When you see him face to face your assumptions will not change. He's a Good Man.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mr black eye guy]Daley is an interesting character....i can see him weeping like small girl and at the same time i can picture him throwing somone through a window of a bar.[/QUOTE]

What is this thread become already? A inflate my ego jack off session? Come on people...

Oh Jane's G-D, I think i'm gonna start to cry...I gotta...*sniff*...go now. Where's my bunny? I need to snuggle.

^^ pussy.

i'd like to watch rkdaley go ballistic on some non-cultist who tries to fight a cultist. like that dillhole that punched jek. or whoever fucked up that car. who's car was that?

[QUOTE=snuffy]i'd like to watch rkdaley go ballistic on some non-cultist who tries to fight a cultist. like that dillhole that punched jek. or whoever fucked up that car. who's car was that?[/QUOTE]

Jek's car. The car incident was first, the punch second. Adding injury to insult as it were.

[QUOTE=FuzzBusta]Jek's car. The car incident was first, the punch second. Adding injury to insult as it were.[/QUOTE]

~~~> Don't forget me spreading his personal buisness all over cult before he even made it home.

Ya know Snuffy, On my way home from pickin; the boy up from school I was thinking I wanted to kick the living shit out of someone. Maybe it's becuse my puppies are getting fixed today.

Snip snip....makes me snap snap.

I DO plan on meeting up with with you wacky kids again though. It was a blast.

I've been thinking of a fantasy scenario....I'll post in a bit. gotta go pick up the pups...

[QUOTE=Cindy Weston]He's a Good Man.[/QUOTE]

and thorough

oh come on. it's maude

[QUOTE=snuffy]To keep the spirit of meeting one another fresh and alive, let's talk about what we'd love to see happen. Who knows, maybe your dreams will come true on the next meet up.

I'd like to see:

A big private karaoke room in a, bright, loud city. Massive buffet table full of fresh sushi and all the sake bottles you can imagine. For those of you who hate sushi, there's teriyaki or other barbequed delights. Windows on one wall show the lights and traffic of the busy streetlife below.

Everyone is there, eating food, drinking, laughing, and talking. Suddenly, a spotlight hits the stage, and Smartazboy walks out, a [url=http://www.sixthseal.com/images/sapporo.jpg]22-ounce Sapporo beer can[/url] in hand, and he sings a breathtaking rendition of the Britney Spears hit single "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman."

Amoung the members of the silent, awe struck audience are Rkdaley and Moe.ron, who weep quietly.[/QUOTE]
I'd like to meet my newfound friends on the set of Ron Jeremy's new porno. I would work as a fluffer, everyone else would be crew. Cindy would bring sandwiches. We'd eat them while the actors had orgasms over and over and over. Once my hand cramped up, someone would feed me sandwiches. I can't imagine a better way to meet someone for the first time.

[QUOTE=Robert.Koskulics]I'd like to meet my newfound friends on the set of Ron Jeremy's new porno. I would work as a fluffer, everyone else would be crew. Cindy would bring sandwiches. We'd eat them while the actors had orgasms over and over and over. [SIZE=5]Once my hand cramped up[/SIZE], someone would feed me sandwiches. I can't imagine a better way to meet someone for the first time.[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure that fluffers use thier mouths.

[QUOTE=rkdaley]I'm pretty sure that fluffers use thier mouths.[/QUOTE]
i cant remember if it was baby blue, white lingerie robert was wearing when it happened

[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]i cant remember if it was baby blue, white lingerie robert was wearing when it happened[/QUOTE]

It was the two piece number you gave me when you were behind me in New York.

baby blew. Just like your nickname.

[QUOTE=rkdaley]It was the two piece number you gave me when you were behind me in New York.

baby blew. Just like your nickname.[/QUOTE]
baby buck naked blew is my full name, but you can just call me B

[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]baby buck naked blew is my full name, but you can just call me B[/QUOTE]

And I forever will.

I got your PM btw. I feel the same way about me.

My fantasy meet up would be to have you all here in Austin. I love this town so much and I think it would be a great place to spend a few days with ya'll. It's small and everything is close, unlike LA or another large city, but there is a ton of cheap stuff to do. If twenty of us rolled into a coffeehouse (they all serve beer and some serve liquor) and hungout all night, it would be acceptable. Also there are plenty of places to eat cheap. Flip flops or suits, dress doesn't matter here. Cheap hotels. Nice climate. River, lakes, bars galore. HOT, HOT college girls, need I say more. Maybe a three day weekend, sometime in the late fall, when it's getting cold in Chicage, Cinncinati, Boston and NY.

Plus Austin is totally unlike the rest of Texas. People born and raised here don't have Texas accents. It's a blue city in a red state to use a network news phrase.

Oh, and I would be single or at least have permission to have sex with all the Cult Cuties.

Mmmm cult sex.

Why does it always boil down to sex? I coulda started with sex or put it in the middle, but no, I had to leave you all with the image of my incredibly midsized penis inside of you.

What is wrong with me?

[QUOTE=rkdaley]And I forever will.

I got your PM btw. I feel the same way about me.

My fantasy meet up would be to have you all here in Austin. I love this town so much and I think it would be a great place to spend a few days with ya'll. It's small and everything is close, unlike LA or another large city, but there is a ton of cheap stuff to do. If twenty of us rolled into a coffeehouse (they all serve beer and some serve liquor) and hungout all night, it would be acceptable. Also there are plenty of places to eat cheap. Flip flops or suits, dress doesn't matter here. Cheap hotels. Nice climate. River, lakes, bars galore. HOT, HOT college girls, need I say more. Maybe a three day weekend, sometime in the late fall, when it's getting cold in Chicage, Cinncinati, Boston and NY.

Plus Austin is totally unlike the rest of Texas. People born and raised here don't have Texas accents. It's a blue city in a red state to use a network news phrase.

Oh, and I would be single or at least have permission to have sex with all the Cult Cuties.

Mmmm cult sex.

Why does it always boil down to sex? I coulda started with sex or put it in the middle, but no, I had to leave you all with the image of my incredibly midsized penis inside of you.

What is wrong with me?[/QUOTE]
I don't have that accent. I was not born and raised in Austin.

That sounds like a great idea though. Um...the meet up there, I mean.

[QUOTE=rkdaley]And I forever will.

I got your PM btw. I feel the same way about me.

My fantasy meet up would be to have you all here in Austin. I love this town so much and I think it would be a great place to spend a few days with ya'll. It's small and everything is close, unlike LA or another large city, but there is a ton of cheap stuff to do. If twenty of us rolled into a coffeehouse (they all serve beer and some serve liquor) and hungout all night, it would be acceptable. Also there are plenty of places to eat cheap. Flip flops or suits, dress doesn't matter here. Cheap hotels. Nice climate. River, lakes, bars galore. HOT, HOT college girls, need I say more. Maybe a three day weekend, sometime in the late fall, when it's getting cold in Chicage, Cinncinati, Boston and NY.

Plus Austin is totally unlike the rest of Texas. People born and raised here don't have Texas accents. It's a blue city in a red state to use a network news phrase.

Oh, and I would be single or at least have permission to have sex with all the Cult Cuties.

Mmmm cult sex.

Why does it always boil down to sex? I coulda started with sex or put it in the middle, but no, I had to leave you all with the image of my incredibly midsized penis inside of you.

What is wrong with me?[/QUOTE]
a-i love flips, even wear them in the winter

b-you are single

c-your body is never, EVER and i dont mean this loosely (pun intended) rubbing up against my body unless i am high and/or drunk

[QUOTE=wenknee]That sounds like a great idea though. Um...the meet up there, I mean.[/QUOTE]
So does the sex!

[QUOTE=Cindy Weston]So does the sex! :D[/QUOTE]
Well, I didn't want to be so blatant, you know...

[QUOTE=spacemonkey1888]a-i love flips, even wear them in the winter

b-you are single

c-your body is never, EVER and i dont mean this loosely (pun intended) rubbing up against my body[SIZE=5] unless i am high and/or drunk[/SIZE][/QUOTE]

a. way to leave an opening. (pun intended)
b. it's a meet up, you'll be high and drunk
c. see a. again,cuz it's funny.

[QUOTE=wenknee]Well, I didn't want to be so blatant, you know...[/QUOTE]
I knewthat so I did it for you

[QUOTE=rkdaley]a. way to leave an opening. (pun intended)
b. it's a meet up, you'll be high and drunk
c. see a. again,cuz it's funny.[/QUOTE]
a-thats some funny shit
b-i was dying
c-see b again, because i really am choking from laughter
d-im high/drunk most of the time

we hire a maid to clean up after us. or make rkdaley walk around in a maid costume.

[QUOTE=mr_hash]we hire a maid to clean up after us. or make rkdaley walk around in a maid costume.[/QUOTE]
and we slip him twenties in the guarder (sp?) belt

you can slip twenties if you want. I'm polish so he's only getting singles from me.

[QUOTE=mr_hash]we hire a maid to clean up after us. or make rkdaley walk around in a maid costume.[/QUOTE]

hehehe

[QUOTE=rkdaley]hehehe[/QUOTE]
add some weight, a bald head, tattoos, a bunny and furry cuffs, and id do him.

I have a costume he can borrow. garter belt and all.

[QUOTE=mr_hash]we hire a maid to clean up after us. or make rkdaley walk around in a maid costume.[/QUOTE]

are you reading my fantasies, my innermost secrets in the deepest recesses of my mind?

Also, I would like to have a regulated brawl with Mr. Hash. I was thinking it would be in a ring, with either full body sumo costumes or padded staff.

vidalia, nice maude reference.

you can imagine where it goes from here

the story is ludicrous.

Who's the cleft asshole?

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Who's the cleft asshole?[/QUOTE]
Probably me.

Snuffy, how did you know that was my all time favorite Britney Spears song?

__________________________

big S wrote:

Have a good one! I'd sing you happy birthday but the melody was written by a Sunday school teacher and i know how much you hate God so i won't sing to you. Have a good one though.

I see lots of kool-Aid being drunk, I see people dozing off and blowing up big like balloons, I see Nikes on everyones feet...cheap Nikes.

[QUOTE=snuffy]are you reading my fantasies, my innermost secrets in the deepest recesses of my mind?

Also, I would like to have a regulated brawl with Mr. Hash. I was thinking it would be in a ring, with either full body sumo costumes or padded staff.

vidalia, nice maude reference.[/QUOTE]
snuffy's setting up for DEFEAT!!!!!

also when I win snuffy will aslo have to wear the french maid costume.

[QUOTE=mr_hash]snuffy's setting up for DEFEAT!!!!!

also when I win snuffy will aslo have to wear the french maid costume.[/QUOTE]
My fantasy would be to buy mr. hash a dictionary 'cus dressing up like a maid is winning to me!!
HA HA!!

well I'd rather have someone else have to dress up like a french maid rather then myself.

Everybody Wins!!!
Happy Day!!!

[QUOTE=FearlessFife3000]Everybody Wins!!!
Happy Day!!![/QUOTE]
fife, me, and robert will be doing scenes from moby dick, in which Fife is Cpt. Nemo and i am that indian guy and robert is the whale.

fife will be like "yarrrr i want moby's dick!"

The fantasy is that we have the meetup in: [COLOR=DarkRed]Alabama[/COLOR], [COLOR=SeaGreen]Alaska[/COLOR], Arizona, [COLOR=DarkOrange]Arkansas[/COLOR],[COLOR=Orange][SIZE=4]California[/SIZE][/COLOR], Colorado, Georgia, [COLOR=Yellow]Hawaii[/COLOR], Illinois, Iowa, Kansas, [COLOR=Blue]Kentucky[/COLOR], Louisiana, [COLOR=Sienna]Maryland[/COLOR], [COLOR=Green]Michigan[/COLOR], [COLOR=Purple]Minnesota[/COLOR],[FONT=Fixedsys]Mississippi[/FONT], [SIZE=3]Missouri[/SIZE], [SIZE=1]Montana[/SIZE], Nebraska,Nevada, [SIZE=4][COLOR=Orange]New Mexico[/COLOR][/SIZE], [SIZE=3]New York[/SIZE], [SIZE=1]Oklahoma[/SIZE], [SIZE=1]Oregon[/SIZE], [COLOR=SandyBrown][FONT=Palatino Linotype]Tennessee[/FONT][/COLOR], [COLOR=Olive]Texas[/COLOR], [FONT=Book Antiqua]Utah[/FONT], Washington, [FONT=Arial]Wisconsin[/FONT], [COLOR=PaleGreen]Wyoming [/COLOR] (and some others) [SIZE=4][COLOR=Red][FONT=Century Gothic]OR COUNTRIES [/FONT] [/COLOR] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=Navy]Brazil[/COLOR][/SIZE], Belize, [COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Canada[/FONT][/COLOR], [SIZE=4]Australia[/SIZE], [COLOR=Purple][FONT=Century Gothic]Finland[/FONT][/COLOR], [COLOR=SeaGreen]Greenland[/COLOR], Italy, [COLOR=Red]Russia[/COLOR], [COLOR=MediumTurquoise]Japan[/COLOR], China, [SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue][FONT=Georgia]Romania [/FONT] [/COLOR] [/SIZE] and some others. [SIZE=4][COLOR=lime][FONT=Comic Sans MS]What happens when get there is all good[/FONT].[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[QUOTE=Dr.Jekyll&Mr.Hyde]The fantasy is that we have the meetup in: [COLOR=DarkRed]Alabama[/COLOR], [COLOR=SeaGreen]Alaska[/COLOR], Arizona, [COLOR=DarkOrange]Arkansas[/COLOR],[COLOR=Orange][SIZE=4]California[/SIZE][/COLOR], Colorado, Georgia, [COLOR=Yellow]Hawaii[/COLOR], Illinois, Iowa, Kansas, [COLOR=Blue]Kentucky[/COLOR], Louisiana, [COLOR=Sienna]Maryland[/COLOR], [COLOR=Green]Michigan[/COLOR], [COLOR=Purple]Minnesota[/COLOR],[FONT=Fixedsys]Mississippi[/FONT], [SIZE=3]Missouri[/SIZE], [SIZE=1]Montana[/SIZE], Nebraska,Nevada, [SIZE=4][COLOR=Orange]New Mexico[/COLOR][/SIZE], [SIZE=3]New York[/SIZE], [SIZE=1]Oklahoma[/SIZE], [SIZE=1]Oregon[/SIZE], [COLOR=SandyBrown][FONT=Palatino Linotype]Tennessee[/FONT][/COLOR], [COLOR=Olive]Texas[/COLOR], [FONT=Book Antiqua]Utah[/FONT], Washington, [FONT=Arial]Wisconsin[/FONT], [COLOR=PaleGreen]Wyoming [/COLOR] (and some others) [SIZE=4][COLOR=Red][FONT=Century Gothic]OR COUNTRIES [/FONT] [/COLOR] [/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=Navy]Brazil[/COLOR][/SIZE], Belize, [COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Canada[/FONT][/COLOR], [SIZE=4]Australia[/SIZE], [COLOR=Purple][FONT=Century Gothic]Finland[/FONT][/COLOR], [COLOR=SeaGreen]Greenland[/COLOR], Italy, [COLOR=Red]Russia[/COLOR], [COLOR=MediumTurquoise]Japan[/COLOR], China, [SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue][FONT=Georgia]Romania [/FONT] [/COLOR] [/SIZE] and some others. [SIZE=4][COLOR=lime][FONT=Comic Sans MS]What happens when get there is all good[/FONT].[/SIZE][/COLOR] :D[/QUOTE]
that reminded me of that johny cash song !
Ive been everywhere man !

Next meetup, someone should at least [i]try[/i] to take advantage of me. You miscreants.

[QUOTE=jane s.]Next meetup, someone should at least [i]try[/i] to take advantage of me. You miscreants.[/QUOTE]

[COLOR=Pink][SIZE=7]HEY![/SIZE][/COLOR]

What the Fuck? I thought I did.

man, I am losing my touch. * shakes head and grabs another beer*

Oh maybe you did. I suppose it's hard to take advantage of the willing, eh?

[QUOTE=jane s.]Oh maybe you did. I suppose it's hard to take advantage of the willing, eh?[/QUOTE]

You said HARD.

So did you.

Fantasy meet-up?!

Everyone's drunk

Only one bed

...and it's mine!

Oh yea, can you dig it...:cool:

i would like there to be a cult private jet with pilot, who's only purpose in life was shipping you all around to see eachother.

[QUOTE=snuffy]i would like there to be a cult private jet with pilot, who's only purpose in life was shipping you all around to see eachother.[/QUOTE]

If only one of us was filthy rich.

My fantasy meet-up would take place at a bowling alley here in vegas where you'd be hustled out of all your travelling money by a local con man and be forced to be my personal maids and butlers in order to make money to go back home, and I'd take sexual advantages of some of you maids and butlers . . . mainly butlers.

I would like to have a drinking bout with pooka.