I would like a Mentor

I'd mentor you.  But you'd have to cut all ties to all that is england and embody all that is american.

I want a mentor as well. 

Score.

What are we going to do when Argentina plays against Colombia though?!  Oh noes!

I am sorry to inform you that not only has your application been rejected, but you're also a goon.

i'll be your mentor. i promise not to tell you how interesting mentorships are, too.

i wouldnt trust nate. he might threaten you with a dick in the mouth

oh jeez, as much as i would love a mentor, i'm the laziest shit on the planet.

oh and if I were to mentor you, you'd have to covert to jew and somehow become partially mexican.  I don't care if you have to slit some vato's wrist  or neck and drink there blood vampire style just some part of you has to have that flowing in ya veins.  Blood transfusion with a hispanican is acceptable, but i'll think you're a pussy for going that route with a willing donor.

Oh and I will demand a per diem of one turkey, salami, ham, pepperoni, roast beef sandwich made with lettuce, tomatoes, bell peppers, onions, cucumbers, banana peppers with a nice but not heavy dose of vinegerette.  All these items toppled in a 16 inch length loaf of bread.   These I must receive once a month.

These are my terms.  Accept and one day you'll embrace my level of clarity upon how i view people lesser than me.  Cause they are.  Oh and I know you may think yourself better than I.......but you're not.

oh and using captials in every sentence is for pretencious literary douche's who love the smell of their own farts.

that's a sampling of things i'll impart on you.

That is all.

no you're wrong. its how i said.

ignorance is another thing i'll improve upon you

so you'll make them [i]more[/i] ignorant?

Go back to Tijauna, you pigdog!