"My seedless grapes have seeds in them." - Douchebaggery w/ Jill's Tit and Bigshrimpn

Nothing was more intriguing than that thread!

That's true. I think that ranks as the best internet thread I've ever seen.

We're not gonna ask how you got those. It's 18 to serve alchohol in FL.

Get JT to plan it out. I'm down. Maybe he'll do a little better with this whan he did with his Cultie notebook (which he forgot to send off today).

$20 for me. Score!!!

that was a great thread.

i think we should do a series of "day in the life of" threads. everyone takes pictures of their day and then posts them. i think it would be interesting to see what you freaks do with your time... and i'd like to see your cities (neighborhoods) through your eyes...

edit: the great cultie drink off will provide fodder for years, i am sure....

[QUOTE=monkeywright;1035971]I'm considering buying a plane ticket just to watch this go down. It must be documented if it happens. Someone stay sober and have a digital camera. It could be more intriguing than Moonie's "Case" Thread.[/QUOTE]

You should have attended Cult Meet Up 2006. We had some sweet drunk pics of Cassun and UbikChris during their drink-off. Good times.

[QUOTE=monkeywright;1035976]That's true. I think that ranks as the best internet thread I've ever seen.[/QUOTE]

I second this.

They really need to do an LA meet up next time. I might even be able to get some lions and tigers involved...

[QUOTE=happy_hooker;1035978]that was a great thread.

i think we should do a series of "day in the life of" threads. everyone takes pictures of their day and then posts them. i think it would be interesting to see what you freaks do with your time... and i'd like to see your cities (neighborhoods) through your eyes...

edit: the great cultie drink off will provide fodder for years, i am sure....[/QUOTE]

Start the thread. Its a great idea. I'm in.

[QUOTE=bigshrimpn;1035977]We're not gonna ask how you got those. It's 18 to serve alchohol in FL.

Get JT to plan it out. I'm down. Maybe he'll do a little better with this whan he did with his Cultie notebook (which he forgot to send off today).

$20 for me. Score!!![/QUOTE]

yeah, its 18 to SERVE in VA, but 21 to bartend....

as far as planning...why dont we just all compare schedules and go from there. i am pretty flexible. i only work 16 hours a week and have weekends off. i love having house guests. and i love drinking.

[QUOTE=monkeywright;1035981]They really need to do an LA meet up next time. I might even be able to get some lions and tigers involved...[/QUOTE]And bears? Oh my!!

[QUOTE=happy_hooker;1035985]yeah, its 18 to SERVE in VA, but 21 to bartend....

as far as planning...why dont we just all compare schedules and go from there. i am pretty flexible. i only work 16 hours a week and have weekends off. i love having house guests. and i love drinking.[/QUOTE]I meant serve alchohol. As in bartend. Sorry.

Hooker, I drink whiskey straight. That's my bar drink. My party drink is an Irish Carbomb, in between all the rum shots. Once I'm drunk, I take 151 and mix it with some coke, and nibble on that (even though drinking 151 as a base liquer goes against all bartending rules... at least here in NY...)

In response to your question... in NYC, 18 to mix AND serve. And, you might be better. You have probably been doing it for longer. But if I can say one thing, I'm probably more passionate. Has any bar that you worked at kept the drinks you made up as something that they actually serve on a regular basis after you left? I have made up some whacky shit.

Man, this thread is HOT. I just replied to something like a whole PAGE ago...

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1035989]Hooker, I drink whiskey straight. That's my bar drink. My party drink is an Irish Carbomb, in between all the rum shots. Once I'm drunk, I take 151 and mix it with some coke, and nibble on that (even though drinking 151 as a base liquer goes against all bartending rules... at least here in NY...)

In response to your question... in NYC, 18 to mix AND serve. And, you might be better. You have probably been doing it for longer. But if I can say one thing, I'm probably more passionate. Has any bar that you worked at kept the drinks you made up as something that they actually serve on a regular basis after you left? I have made up some whacky shit.[/QUOTE]

i am glad to hear you do not drink like a pussy.

there are three bars in town that now have a "ketola" on the menu. my last name is ketola. it is my drink. i got a bit of a chuckle when i was at a bar last weekend and heard the guy next to mm ask the bartender if she knew how to make one.

i dont really know or care if i am better. i have been bartending for a long time, and i got my start on bourbon street, which is a hella crazy place to learn the trade. i have doen a few competitions, but trick bartending is for the birds, in my opinion.

i like the occasional carbomb, but not all the time. a funy thing: last weekend my friend Remy comes up to me at a bar and asks me if i want a Jew Bomb. Whats that? one shot jager, one pint guiness, one more shot jager. i dont know whats so jew about that, but it was funny.

so, y;know, lets get drunk together sometime. i am actually going to be in the city in a few weeks (if all goes as planned). i am trying to catch this band called Bear in Heaven, and visit some friends in Williamsburg. I would love to meet up with a cultie and knowck a few back, though....

You're gonna be in the city? New York? Send me a PM! I can't guarantee getting behind the bar anywhere, but I'm sure drinking together will be a grand ol' fucking time. I'm down if you are.

You've been doing for a while... I haven't. So in that sense, I admit defeat. And I'm glad our inventions have been immortalized. That's glory if I've ever sensed such a thing. I love my alcohol.

Anyway, some day, you, me, Big, Ash, Frank, Glam (because I'm making him) and anyone else who's down to join should meet up and go all out. Hell, that should be the basis for the next meet-up. New and old (and in between, like me) blood. I think that'd be a fucking fantastic time. Personally. Plus, if all else fails, you know Big and will be a riot. We can't not be. Hehehahahehehaha...

i'll let you know when i have the dates for my trip to NY. i gots to get doctors approval befre i can leave for extended periods of time, but i am good at convincing him that i am A-OK...

and yes, a group drinking binge would be simply SUBLIME....

Are jill's tit and I the only people of that list that live in New York? If not, screw virginia, y'all should come here.

but i dont have keys to bars in new york!!

but whatevs!! i'll drink/visit anywhere!!

I suppose that's a very good point.

Jase lives in Poughkeepsie. That's maybe two hours north of NYC, if even.

I say NYC meet up as well, but only 'cause I'm on a tight budget at the moment.

I love that word. Poughkeepsie.

[QUOTE=glamhoth;1036039]I love that word. Poughkeepsie.[/QUOTE]

i like the way it sunds but i hate the way it looks. same with Montauk..

[QUOTE=monkeywright;1035964]Virginia is for lovers. I'm just sayin', that's all...

I mean, this could end up like some [I]Y Tu MaMa Tambien[/I] shit here...[/QUOTE]

hilarious - and right on the money

[QUOTE=monkeywright;1035971]I'm considering buying a plane ticket just to watch this go down. It must be documented if it happens. Someone stay sober and have a digital camera. It could be more intriguing than Moonie's "Case" Thread.[/QUOTE]

got a link? i think i missed that one

THE CASE!
[url]http://chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=30472&highlight=the+case[/url]

[QUOTE=happy_hooker;1035995]...asks me if i want a Jew Bomb. Whats that? one shot jager, one pint guiness, one more shot jager. i dont know whats so jew about that, but it was funny.[/QUOTE]

Well, for starters, you have to filter the guiness through a yarmulke. After downing two of these, you have to walk (observe the Sabbath!) to the nearest Palestinian bar and tell everyone they have to leave. Then you sit on the bar and get your friends to sit at tables until you pretty much run the place. Then the Palestinians drink lots of IRish Car bombs and go home to mix up some Palestinian car bombs (which, ironically, you can't drink, but actually do blow up cars). Then you enjoy what little time you have left at your newly occupied bar while they try to force you out with explosives. THEN...
ah, screw it, my analogy has outlived its usefulness.

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1035607]Yes.

Anyone who's been here for years and has gained a good reputation:
Spike.
Jane S.
Morey
(and so on)

I'm actually shocked that Mirka not only read, but LIKED this.

Frank might pop in, but he'd get tired of this before too long.[/QUOTE]

I read it. I laughed bitterly in the part where Big said I'm "too positive" for him.

Also you guys should have heard the weird things Spike and I were saying about you whilst we were having the chat room wars. I don't remember them, but I'm sure they were weird!

People said my name in the interview...

I always get such a rush when that happens!! I am so aroused...

[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1035607]Yes.

Anyone who's been here for years and has gained a good reputation:
Spike.
Jane S.
Morey
(and so on)

I'm actually shocked that Mirka not only read, but LIKED this.

Frank might pop in, but he'd get tired of this before too long.[/QUOTE]i don't read any of the interviews but i don't have a good reputation.

Sure you do! People are lining up around the cyber-block to kiss your ass.

yeah i know it was more fun when i got shit, i have free reign to be an asshole now.

I said cyber :no:

WHY

i don't even know what cyber is? its robots or something isn't it?
i knew what you meant anyway.

[QUOTE=glamhoth;1035965]I'll buy a ref's uniform and a whistle for when the first one of you dies of consumption. The survivor will be the winner. The survivor will also have to bury the body before it starts to smell.
I live in Brooklyn, we can carpool to Virginia.
I guess what I'm saying is: I want to steal your car.[/QUOTE]

You DID say you live in Brooklyn! Wow. I'm like, good at observation and stuff.

Please ignore this, everyone.:17:

bitch, i don't lie

Know what that made me think of? This. Now look what you've done.
[youtube]4YHoeSVLWdM[/youtube]

That was a fun weekend in wisconsin

Not too bad at all, i laughed a few times.

One day i'll get interviewed... maybe in 2008.