Jane S. vs. Jase: the phone was tapped

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[URL=http://coloredchalk.com/modules/smartsection/item.php?itemid=39]So yeah, here's a first...[/URL]

Enjoy. We had no idea what the hell we were doing, so if you actually listen to the whole thing, you rock.

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"One small step for man..."

Jane, I would let my child lick your brownie batter.

(Literally, not figuratively)

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rawk!

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Very nice, we smiled during all of it.

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This needs to go into teh cult hall ofame!

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I'll just type as I listen.

I want a phone rebuttal to expose Jane, frankly.
hahahaaa.... my house is full of things disguised as real food.
"It was agonizing. Oh god!"
Did he just say "boobies"?
Half a bottle of wine? Jane doesn't know the meaning of the phrase "half a bottle."
Ha, Jane is proud of me.
Previously I didn't know what I was going to do for the next 24 minutes and 8 seconds.

:hug: nerd credit,
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P.S. Jane, I am a mere 7 and 2/3 of a coke away from the caviar action figure. God bless you, mycokerewards.com. Also, there is some guy in my bed named Sergio, he's not so good with the English.

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There needs to be more of these. Immediately!

I love Jane's voice.

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[QUOTE=jase;1032322][URL=http://coloredchalk.com/modules/smartsection/item.php?itemid=39]So yeah, here's a first...[/URL]

Enjoy. We had no idea what the hell we were doing, so if you actually listen to the whole thing, you rock.[/QUOTE]

Jase, please send me/ link me to the mp3. I want to put it on my iPod to listen to when I travel! Fantastic idea and how did you manage to get it recorded??

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[QUOTE=zachariahlebaron;1032415]I'll just type as I listen.

I want a phone rebuttal to expose Jane, frankly.
hahahaaa.... my house is full of things disguised as real food.
"It was agonizing. Oh god!"
Did he just say "boobies"?
Half a bottle of wine? Jane doesn't know the meaning of the phrase "half a bottle."
Ha, Jane is proud of me.
Previously I didn't know what I was going to do for the next 24 minutes and 8 seconds.

:hug: nerd credit,
-Zachariah

P.S. Jane, I am a mere 7 and 2/3 of a coke away from the caviar action figure. God bless you, mycokerewards.com. Also, there is some guy in my bed named Sergio, he's not so good with the English.[/QUOTE]

Did I mention "half a bottle" at some point? Because I probably meant to say "two and a half bottles," I'm sure.

And what would you say to rebutt me!? YOU DON'T HAVE ANY REAL FOOD!! I HAD TO BRING MY OWN BUTTER!

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown;1032417]Jase, please send me/ link me to the mp3. I want to put it on my iPod to listen to when I travel! Fantastic idea and how did you manage to get it recorded??[/QUOTE]
I sent you a PM.

I used [URL=http://grandcentral.com]GrandCentral[/URL] to record the call over the VoIP relay. It only works in the states though. The quality came out pretty good, my voice is more distorted because I was using my cell phone, not because of the service.

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you failed to mention that you usually drank AND cried WITH a homo... that's what we usually did. Also, now I don't have ANY food. (Capitalization is fun.)

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Jesus fuck you both sound like art students, oye.

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[QUOTE=morey;1032484]Jesus fuck you both sound like art students, oye.[/QUOTE]
What does that mean?

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I'm listening to this now, and it's a great idea.

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[QUOTE=zachariahlebaron;1032481]you failed to mention that you usually drank AND cried WITH a homo... that's what we usually did. Also, now I don't have ANY food. (Capitalization is fun.)[/QUOTE]

I believe I said "drank and high-fived," not cried.

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[QUOTE=glamhoth;1032494]What does that mean?[/QUOTE]
you know it when you hear it, s'all i can say.

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[QUOTE=zachariahlebaron;1032481]you failed to mention that you usually drank AND cried WITH a homo... that's what we usually did. Also, now I don't have ANY food. (Capitalization is fun.)[/QUOTE]i recall sitting at a lake michigan beach with a friend, drinking cranberry and vodka and sobbing, just fucking sobbing our angst ridden little hearts out, we were thirty.

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That sounds like Zach and I, only replace "beach" with "living room".

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So Jane, you never actually said if you liked eating your goat friend or not.

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I believe I said it was tasty but I cried about it.

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[QUOTE=jane s.;1032576]I believe I said it was tasty but I cried about it.[/QUOTE]
Crying while eating! We need to bump that thread.

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That was pretty good, you should do more phone interviews with more culties.

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I thoroughly enjoyed listening to that. And yes, I listened to the entire thing. Good job you guys. I agree that we need more of these kind of interviews.

Jane, you are one kick ass chick! Smile

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Thanks for the mp3 jase. Great interview people, my favourite part was Jane doing an impersonation of a guy who's rather annoying when he's getting his words transcribed.

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[QUOTE=Smartazboy;1032584]Crying while eating! We need to bump that thread.[/QUOTE]

that reminds me of that simpson's episode where homer will NOT throw that submarine sandwich out and it get old and moldy and he keeps eating it, crying at the trash can while he eats it - oh man, that is so funny

"oh poor blimpie, i'll miss you" umm, bite, chew, swallow, sob "oh why..." or whatever it was

any way/chance of a transcript?