Interview with Brock Landers

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Tue, 08/17/2004 - 20:00

Minuet

Joined: 08/22/2003

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[B]Minuet[/B]:
Lets start with your name, location and occupation.

[B]Brock Landers[/B]:
My name is not Brock Landers, I live somewhere in Texas, and I work as a warehouse manager for a national satellite television provider. For security reasons, I cannot give up my address, my real name, or anything that might get the fucking cops to come and bust my door down again like they did last time I went and cross some imaginary internet decency line things or what not. Short story long... alcohol, firearms, philosophically-enamored self-mutilated prose and discussion board posting should never be mixed...

[B]Minuet[/B]:
Describe your personality.

[B]Brock Landers[/B]:
Romantic, giving, a real giver... I don't even know where to begin. You ever seen Rocky? Yeah, I'm nothing like that dude. Much taller too. Like an Italian Stallion except not Italian and blonder. I don't know if this counts, but people often tell me I have an honest face. They also tell me I look like a superhero. I like the honest face remark better, cause the superhero comment makes me feel like a freak, which I am to an extent. I look at being a freak like being really powerful and hot and stuff. Like if I was just normal people wouldn't call me a freak, and as much as I hate being called a freak, being called normal would suck even worse...

[B]Minuet[/B]:
Do you consider yourself to be thoughtful, analytical or do you usually make up your mind fast?
Give an example.

[B]Brock Landers[/B]:
I like to think of myself as thoughtful and analytical and as making up my mind fast. Like I said before, or I should have said before, I'm a mental freak. My mind works too fast for anyone to comprehend, let alone myself. I'm not sure if I'm explaining this example correctly, but the way my mind works is like this... I see something, let's say, for example, a chick, right? So there's this chick, and my mind, my mind says "I wonder what she would look like bent over my kitchen sink with a sweaty sports bra the color of brominated vegetable oil on and slathered in congealed beef fat like roast leftovers from last tuesday..." So yeah, it's like history repeating itself, I mean, I am not a sexual deviant, I'm not a sick puppy, I don't hate good stuff or normal stuff or anything, it's just that my mind, it works on a certain level, a level that ascends good taste and says "dude, get lost!" to tact. I think things, I say things, to me that's honesty. Honesty doesn't always mean telling the truth. Honesty means telling the truth as you see it...

[B]Minuet[/B]:
What kind of environment do you prefer?

[B]Brock Landers[/B]:
One conducive to excessive thought. Everything I do. If I can't overthink it, I don't want any part of it. I got a healthy self-esteem, I don't give a shit who said what, or who did what, or who did who, or any of that garbage. I'm not on this earth to make everyone else happy. I'm here to make myself happy. If that means making other people happy, then cool, I'm down with that too. Remember the giver part from earlier? Exactly. I get. They get. Everyone goes home happy even if they hate my guts, rather, especially if they hate my guts. Those dudes are the happiest of the bunch...

[B]Minuet[/B]:
What was your most difficult decision in the last six months? What made it difficult?

[B]Brock Landers[/B]:
That's a tough call. All I've done in the past six months the same shit over and again. Go to work. Go to the gym. Eat. Sleep. Nut. That's it. No big decisions. In fact, I don't look at life as a series of decisions. I hate planning. I hate thinking about what may or may not be, which as much as it may seem contrary to my love of overthinking, it's really not, cause see, overthinking is not overdoing and you can overdo overthinking but you can't overthink overdoing, right? It's simple pussy math. You take one and add it to another one and you got a big fucking headache. See, I don't worry about the things I do or don't do. I had enough guilt growing up in the catholic church, and guilt is only good for one thing. Masturbation. Other than that, everything is game, I am not about to second guess myself and get all uptight about things I have no control over. I control me. That's it. And sometimes I lose control of me, but even then I'm still in control, even when I'm not, because I don't believe in a higher power or any of that hocus-pocus mumbo-jumbo about Zeus and Jim Morrison and Napolean and shit, okay?

[B]Minuet[/B]:
What is your life-long goal?

[B]Brock Landers[/B]:
What's with all the fucking questions? Is this some kind of interrogation or something? Life-long goals? As if anyone gonna be reading this interview has enough brainpower to be able to understand let alone cope with my plans, the plans I haven't made, but which exist nonetheless, looming powerful and demanding, this shit just ain't for the feeble-minded, ya know? Some of us got big things... good things.. shit that can't be comprehended by a bunch of retarded miscreants hellbent on ruining what intelligence they do have, assuming they have some that intelligence stuff, I mean, my big fucking lifelong goal?! You wanna know my big fucking plans?! Why?! If I told you, what would you do with that information?! Are you trying to thwart my life from being fulfilled asking me this shit?! Enough already with the questions! I am driven to excel in ways you have no idea about! Hiddenways! That's all you need to know! You're lucky I even give you that much!

[B]Minuet[/B]:
What has been the most important person or event in your own self development?

[B]Brock Landers[/B]:
I don't want to appear to be an gotist or narcissist or all full of id-like substances, but most definitely me. Without me, none of this would be possible. I mean, I could say jesus christ of nazarene or some famous person or some woman my dad made me have sex with when I was in high school, but none of them, none of that stuff, no even, no single person, outside of myself, made any of what I am today possible, a living breathing reality, except for me. It's that simple. I am who I am because I made me that way. You take the sum total events and people of the past 29 years of my life and you add them up and what do you get? Go ahead, grab a calculator. Take your time. What the fuck do you get when you add it all up? What you get is me changing the world by being myself. Events didn't make me. People didn't shape the way I am. I made events and people into what I needed them to be in order to evolve into this larvae-like shell of lascivious contemptability I call getting up in the morning and taking my daily diet dew and ephedrine injections The world and everything in it... well, yeah, it is my cock and I wanna fuck.. so who's it gonna be?

[B]Minuet[/B]:
What have you read lately, and what are you reading now?

[B]Brock Landers[/B]:
Porn. I read a lot of porn... you name it, magazines, books, and yeah, I don't read the fucking articles, I read the hot sex stuff, the words, the pics are nice too, but I'm there for intellectual content, the rest just gets filed away in my masturbatory mental rolodex of smutty, indecent, and otherwise plain wrong images...

[B]Minuet[/B]:
What kind of books & other publications do you read?

[B]Brock Landers[/B]:
I used to read. It's probably been about a year since I picked up a book. Theclosest I've been is watching movies based onbooks. I mean it, Ilike to read, but aside from porn, naturally, I found that reading had a profound effect on my writing in that I would write like other people, and I don't wanna write like anyone other than Brock Landers. It's wierd. My name is not Brock Landers, of course, but in a way I am Brock Landers. I have become Brock Landers. Like that Red Dragon dude, youknow the one, the killer in that prequel to Silence of the Lambs dude, it's like over time, over years and tens of thousands of posts, I have become the dragon. I mean, physically and mentallyI've always been this way, but the name just took a shape all it's own and sometimes I find myself thinking in terms of Brock, a couple weeks back even, I was at the post office mailing a package. Ihanded the post office dude my credit card and he was all "I thought your name was Brock like on the return address box?" and I was like "My name is Brock. You got a problem with that?" Okay, maybe Ididn't actually say that to the guy, he seemed pretty humorless and unstable, but I did think it, and that's al that matters because once you think something, that's it... see, that's how I work. I am a thinker. I think stuff... and once I've thought of something then yeah, that's it...

[B]Minuet[/B]:
What brought you to The Cult?

[B]Brock Landers[/B]:
Jill Crane. That was her name. She worked in a book store. Tall, dark straight hair down to her ass, always wore high heels. I was buying some book, what the fuck, oh yeah, A.M Homes' THE END OF ALICE, she said "You like Homes? I consider her in my personal holy trinity of authors, along with Bret Easton Ellis and Chuck Palahniuk." and I was all "You mean the Fight Club guy?" and she was like "Yeah, did you see that movie? The book was SO much better" and that's when I fell in love with her. I'm a sucker for pretention. I'mnot even sure love was the word. I became obsessed with her and went back and reread Fight Club that night and then the next day instead of approving auto loans for the auto finance company I worked for, I spent the day in my office searching on my computer for "chuck palahniuk", and the thing is I had been to this site before, but it had changed and it was better and, fuck it, that's not why I came here... not entirely anyway, I just like thinking about Jill, see I came here because I hatemy job, hated my whitecollar job then, hate my bluecollar job now, and as long as Ihave internet access and a computer and the ability to fuck off at work, I'd try any discussion board that I could find that wouldn't kickme out, and so far so good with The Cult...

[B]Minuet[/B]:
What is it that keeps you coming back to The Cult?

[B]Brock Landers[/B]:
Infatuation? Obsession? I think I'm just stubborn. I get kicked in the balls, I come back for more. Ain'tno rhyme or reason to any of it, that's for sure. It's gotta be some kind of mental illness, but I stopped believing I was fucked-up in thehead years ago, after all the electro-convulsive therapy and medication and institutionalization, I juststopped believeing in crazy and crazy done gone and quit haunting my every waking moment... the shit works. Powerof the mind, but I'm a freak, remember?

[B]Minuet[/B]:
Tell us about your background and about your life outside of The Cult.

[B]Brock Landers[/B]:
I am no good at explainingthis shit in any kind of brevity but here goes... born in texas, november 30, 1974 to a tall, blonde stewardess for American Airlines and a dark mysterious conman halfbreed of unknown origin, mom died when I was five, dad moved us to the pacific northwest, all over oregon and washington, trips overseas... europe, japan, all over the place. I never knew what my father did, I didn't really care. I had a shitty childhood, who hasn't. Joined the Marine Corp out of high school. Went to college. Got married, had a kid, got divorced. Worked several dozens of jobs from repo man to used car salesman to private dick. Womenmake me tick. I'm probablysearching for my dead mother in every breast i suck, who can say? I've made a lot of mistakes, I've fucked-up a lot of things, I've made every mistake I could have made, but I ain't never gave up. I work hard now,not so much at work, but atlife, every day is a challenge, everyday is me wanting to excel, i got shit I wanna do in this world,I got people I see, chicks I gowith, not many friends, no good friends, most of my family is dead, Ilive alone, Ilike it as much as I hate it. Ilike being uneasy. Ilike being unhappy. I like being unfulfilled becauseonce you get past al of that, your life is over. Nothing left tolive for. I hope I never get what Iwant and end up like the rest of the lazy asses out fucking up my world. I don't blame them. I can't control them. I blame me, and I will never succumb to the temptation to give up ever. As long as their is lead in the proverbial pencil inmy pants i got meaning in life. Fuck the holy grail, I got better ghosts to summon, my cup runneth over with everlasting life, drink from me and live forever, babe......

[B]Minuet[/B]:
Do you have a favourite Cultist?

[B]Minuet[/B]:
A least Favourite?

[B]Brock Landers[/B]:
I really don't know how to respond to either of those questions. I don't see any relevance anyway. Sorta pointless. Alienates people as if I don't alienate them enough just being me...

[B]Minuet[/B]:
Is there a story in the Writers Workshop that you would recommend?

[B]Brock Landers[/B]:
Never read any

[B]Minuet[/B]:
Care to add a Moral to this Interview?

[B]Brock Landers[/B]:
Morals are overrated.

There ya go, Minuet, closing time, I'm out...[/CENTER]

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Tue, 08/17/2004 - 20:06

Masochism

A bastard from a basket.

From: St.Petersburg, FL

Joined: 01/01/2003

Fantastic!

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Tue, 08/17/2004 - 20:06

owenwarland

From: High School, Professor's RM 308

Joined: 11/02/2003

Is this real???

Tue, 08/17/2004 - 20:08

Parkaboy

Fortean Mime.

From: Behind you.

Joined: 03/31/2003

Narcissitic Personality Disorder

Diagnostic Criteria
A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
requires excessive admiration
has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

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Differential Diagnosis
Histrionic Personality Disorder; Antisocial Personality Disorder; Borderline Personality Disorder; Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder; Schizotypal Personality Disorder; Paranoid Personality Disorder; Manic Episodes; Hypomanic Episodes; Personality Change Due to a General Medical Condition; symptoms that may develop in association with chronic substance use.

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Tue, 08/17/2004 - 20:16

Bird

Joined: 06/16/2004

I can't imagine how much he talks in real life.

Tue, 08/17/2004 - 20:23

Parkaboy

Fortean Mime.

From: Behind you.

Joined: 03/31/2003

[QUOTE=Bird]I can't imagine how much he talks in real life.[/QUOTE]
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Tue, 08/17/2004 - 20:31

Bird

Joined: 06/16/2004

[QUOTE=Parkaboy][IMG]http://home.comcast.net/~dlites/Robin_3.bmp[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Excactly, stream of thought.

Tue, 08/17/2004 - 20:33

Parkaboy

Fortean Mime.

From: Behind you.

Joined: 03/31/2003

[QUOTE=Bird]Excactly, stream of thought.[/QUOTE]

His NPD will turn that into a compliment though.

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Tue, 08/17/2004 - 20:41

Bird

Joined: 06/16/2004

It's not entirely a bad thing, but it would get tired [i]real[/i] quick.

Tue, 08/17/2004 - 20:44

Parkaboy

Fortean Mime.

From: Behind you.

Joined: 03/31/2003

[QUOTE=Bird]It's not entirely a bad thing, but it would get tired [i]real[/i] quick.[/QUOTE]

You shouldn't encourage the mad to believe their own delusions/hype. You are very counter productive to are program of rehabilitation here at the Happy Sunshine Perceptory. Shame on you.

Nutters are people too!

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Tue, 08/17/2004 - 21:07

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Lazlosdead

This is Uncalled For.

From: Charlie's Angry Room

Joined: 04/28/2003

Good job, minuet!

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Tue, 08/17/2004 - 21:28

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Bird

Joined: 06/16/2004

[QUOTE=Lazlosdead]Good job, minuet![/QUOTE]

Yeah great job.

Tue, 08/17/2004 - 21:53

#12

alex cassun

From: Los Angeles

Joined: 09/14/2003

i guess you're the winner of the three-fiddy.

Tue, 08/17/2004 - 21:59

#13

owenwarland

From: High School, Professor's RM 308

Joined: 11/02/2003

How in God's name did you line this up, Min? I'm... well, impressed isn't the word for it. Stymied, I guess.

Tue, 08/17/2004 - 22:02

#14

owenwarland

From: High School, Professor's RM 308

Joined: 11/02/2003

And I'll be the first to grant an interview to Landers if he so chooses.

Wed, 08/18/2004 - 00:12

#15

Nightrious

Joined: 11/10/2003

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]Narcissitic Personality Disorder

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I liked you better when you were a regular chat blurter. You know, the guy that just says one or two short sentences now and then. The commentater, so to speak. Now that you've decided to talk more, and show some of your personality, you're not only boring and annoying, but you strike me as a complete piece of shit.

Excellent interview, by the way.

Wed, 08/18/2004 - 00:15

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Parkaboy

Fortean Mime.

From: Behind you.

Joined: 03/31/2003

[QUOTE=Nightrious]I liked you better when you were a regular chat blurter. You know, the guy that just says one or two short sentences now and then. The commentater, so to speak. Now that you've decided to talk more, and show some of your personality, you're not only boring and annoying, but you strike me as a complete piece of shit.

Excellent interview, by the way.[/QUOTE]

Damn, and I was hoping to make you like me, whoever the fuck you are...

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Wed, 08/18/2004 - 00:30

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big S

He can't hear... Can you, you big fox-hunting, badger baiting, tweed-shirt bumfuck homophobe?

From: TX

Joined: 03/30/2004

genius.
and brock and i share the same birthday.

Wed, 08/18/2004 - 00:39

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Ozymandias

Doesn't Take Too Kindly To Your Type

From: Justin to Kelly

Joined: 05/19/2003

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]Narcissitic Personality Disorder

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Wed, 08/18/2004 - 00:40

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Ozymandias

Doesn't Take Too Kindly To Your Type

From: Justin to Kelly

Joined: 05/19/2003

[QUOTE=owenwarland]How in God's name did you line this up, Min? I'm... well, impressed isn't the word for it. Stymied, I guess.[/QUOTE]
Well, you know that "Private Messaging" thing everyone is always talking about?

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Wed, 08/18/2004 - 00:41

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Parkaboy

Fortean Mime.

From: Behind you.

Joined: 03/31/2003

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]I find your obsession with him disturbing.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, you're right.

But he's a curious specimen of said disorder and I'm bored.

At the end of the day he is good for amusement, I'll give him that.

I don't even remeber how we started getting into it in the first place.

This place just sucks you in....

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Wed, 08/18/2004 - 00:42

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alex cassun

From: Los Angeles

Joined: 09/14/2003

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]I find your obsession with him disturbing.[/QUOTE]
its reminiscient of bill oreilly's hardon for the clintons.

Wed, 08/18/2004 - 00:44

#22

big S

He can't hear... Can you, you big fox-hunting, badger baiting, tweed-shirt bumfuck homophobe?

From: TX

Joined: 03/30/2004

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]Narcissitic Personality Disorder

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Wed, 08/18/2004 - 00:45

#23

Parkaboy

Fortean Mime.

From: Behind you.

Joined: 03/31/2003

[QUOTE=alex cassun]its reminiscient of bill oreilly's hardon for the clintons.[/QUOTE]

Well that's an untennable position to be in...

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Wed, 08/18/2004 - 00:46

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alex cassun

From: Los Angeles

Joined: 09/14/2003

yeah.

Wed, 08/18/2004 - 02:56

#25

RandomThought

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 09/23/2003

That was actually really deep in some parts.
Makes me want to hug Brock.

Wed, 08/18/2004 - 10:26

#26

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=owenwarland]How in God's name did you line this up, Min? I'm... well, impressed isn't the word for it. Stymied, I guess.[/QUOTE]

stymie
verb [T often passive] stymieing INFORMAL

to prevent something from happening or someone from achieving a purpose:
In our search for evidence, we were stymied by the absence of any recent documents

Huh?

Anyway, she sent me about 15 questions, more or less, I answered 'em. It was selfish. It wasn't selfish. I got to talk about myself, she got an interview. Two birds in the hand is better than early worms getting too hot in the bush. Anyhow, I got lots of shit inside just waiting to get out. I take every opportunity I can get as long as it's not too lame. I didn't know there was an interview section when I agreed though. I guess ya'll musta started that shit when I was off from work. So I didn't know there was a format or that it was supposed to be cut and paste chat or whatever. I thought minuet was some type of cub scout reporter for a brownie newsletter or something, so I thought I'd throw her a bone. Really, I'd do anything within my power to help The Cult. I'm not one of those blase motherfuckers thinking everything sucks. Sure, most shit sucks, but not all shit sucks. This place don't suck. It's better than most places. It saved my ass a couple timet at least. Without The Cult, I'd have done something silly like punch my boss or illegal shit or all kinds of stuff, which maybe is not a good thing, maybe I need tobe doing more bad shit with my underused mind. Whatever. Point is, there is no point, She asked, I accepted. I didn't know what she wanted. I didn't know what anybody wanted. I thought it was an interview. Hence the whole answering the questions thing. If I thought it was just a chat session I would have written LOL a bunch of times and ROXOR maybe once. All I got is time to kill and a brain to waste. That's my legacy or lack thereof... I'm glad anybody read it or liked it or disliked it. You're fucking with my brain Big S.. same birthday, same state, what's next? Yeah, I'm fucked in the head, a freak, a pervert, all that stuff. I think I'm normal. It's the rest of the people who got the problem with me...

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Wed, 08/18/2004 - 12:18

#27

Peon of Grand A...

Joined: 08/08/2004

I like this interview. Entertaining and you spoke alot, which was cool. Some of them the interviewees don't say very much. Plus I like all the porn talk Smile

Wed, 08/18/2004 - 13:30

#28

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=alex cassun]its reminiscient of bill oreilly's hardon for the clintons.[/QUOTE]

I don't watch much tv, but in between flipping around music stations on the in-house big screen satellite system, I somehow ended up on MAD TV and my secretary was all OOOOH! I LIKE THAT SHOW! IT'S FUNNY! so in an attempt to appease, if only for a moment, I left it on and it was some stupid skit, but then came on the Bill O'Reilly skit thing, which you just reminded me of, and I'm not one for political humor or politics in general, not to mention I know next to nothing about who Bill O'Reilly is because, like I said before, I don't watch news or tv shows or anything much except in this case withthe Mad TV, and anyway, it was sort of funny in a sort of unfun way, I mean it's so cliche, that talk show assholes are talk show assholes, Imean that's why theyare friggin' talk show assholes, hence the term talk show assholes, so like I dunno, it was alright, it was basicallyjust this dude dressed up like a staunch political commentater who thought everybody's opinion was crap, especially larryking's, which it is but I digress, and thenthese fake news bulletins would flash acrossthe botom of the screen like BREAKING NEWS: LARRY KING IS A DOUCHE... stuff like that which was sort of funny for a second. MAd TV is sohit and miss. I like that dude who plays the kid who is all hyperactive and annoying. That shit cracks me up. Good stuff... Supergrass was the musical guest, that was cool since we were talking about Supergrass the other day in the music forum..

AND THANKS AGAIN FOR ALL WHO TOOK THE TIME TO GET TO KNOW ME THAT MUCH BETTER BY READING MY INTERVIEW. I never know what the fuck to say to people who question/interrogate me, it's more like I just took an idea of some uestions and ran with it. That's how I work I guess, you ask me a question, don't expect an answer, maybe you'll get one, maybe you'll get something else, who the fuck can say...

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Wed, 08/18/2004 - 17:04

#29

karbunkle

From: The Other Side of the Wind

Joined: 10/27/2003

this is probably the best interview ive seen so far except its too short and kinda petered out there at the end

Wed, 08/18/2004 - 17:25

#30

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=karbunkle]this is probably the best interview ive seen so far except its too short and kinda petered out there at the end[/QUOTE]

She sent it to me yesterday afternoon and I had to leave work around 5-ish to go workout, so I told her I would finish today or add some or whatever when I got a chance, but she was all NAW, THAT'S OKAY, THIS IS COOL, so I came back today and there it was... it wasn't like I worked real hard on it, spur of the moment thing, I didn't even know what it was for, fer cryin' out loud!

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Wed, 08/18/2004 - 17:29

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karbunkle

From: The Other Side of the Wind

Joined: 10/27/2003

easy baby i know i know
i blame the interviewer for not pulling her weight and getting the job done right
minuet=slacker

Wed, 08/18/2004 - 17:33

#32

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=karbunkle]easy baby i know i know
i blame the interviewer for not pulling her weight and getting the job done right
minuet=slacker[/QUOTE]

damnit! I took a list of ten or so questions and I made it fly! get off my ass! get your own interview thread! I'm just doing my job! Do your own job, mr. not doing his own job bastard! what the hell! i didn't know it was a contest! i thought it was just me talking to someone! christ, such a big tada aboy nada!

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Wed, 08/18/2004 - 17:34

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Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/karbunkle/strangeperson1.jpg[/img] < I hate that movie too! It's stupid! It's his worst animation ever! I mean it! I'm not joking! It sucks! and it's boring! Don't look at me like that!

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Wed, 08/18/2004 - 20:11

#34

Minuet

Joined: 08/22/2003

[QUOTE=karbunkle]easy baby i know i know
i blame the interviewer for not pulling her weight and getting the job done right
minuet=slacker[/QUOTE]
I am not a slacker. It dithered out just as everything does in the end.
I wasnt going to ask him more fucking questions for your goddamn pleasure or his pleasure or my pleasure....

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Wed, 08/18/2004 - 23:01

#35

karbunkle

From: The Other Side of the Wind

Joined: 10/27/2003

Wed, 08/18/2004 - 23:03

#36

karbunkle

From: The Other Side of the Wind

Joined: 10/27/2003

[QUOTE=Minuet]I am not a slacker. It dithered out just as everything does in the end.
I wasnt going to ask him more fucking questions for your goddamn pleasure or his pleasure or my pleasure....[/QUOTE]
ya know what i really wish we'd see is one of those 60 minutes type interviews or whatnot were the interviewer is all asking the questions that makes the interviewee all uncomfortable and the end up just taking the microphone off and walking away with their hand covering their face so the camera doesnt see them even though it still does yeah we need more interviews like that
or maybe i just need another drink

Wed, 08/18/2004 - 23:11

#37

karbunkle

From: The Other Side of the Wind

Joined: 10/27/2003

[QUOTE=Brock Landers][img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/karbunkle/strangeperson1.jpg[/img] < I hate that movie too! It's stupid! It's his worst animation ever! I mean it! I'm not joking! It sucks! and it's boring! Don't look at me like that![/QUOTE]
and also before i change it and you think youve defeated me , ive been thinking about switching my switching avatars of which ever book im reading to making them switching sigs as to whichever book im reading and just keeping one avatar for all time which i know will also make you happy , but ill see if i can make an avatar of mr general biggus dikkus there to still irk ya a little Wink

Thu, 08/19/2004 - 00:52

#38

Trancefreak

From: Oregon

Joined: 06/29/2004

Awsome!

Thu, 08/19/2004 - 01:01

#39

morey

From: arctic wasteland

Joined: 10/08/2003

My question for Brock and its gone unreplied, Are you a chick?

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Thu, 08/19/2004 - 10:00

#40

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=morey]My question for Brock and its gone unreplied, Are you a chick?[/QUOTE]

[img]http://flashyourfeet.com/pixelmer/eb055t.jpg[/img] we gonna have to re-ban you, morey?

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Thu, 08/19/2004 - 16:45

#41

karbunkle

From: The Other Side of the Wind

Joined: 10/27/2003

[QUOTE=Brock Landers][img]http://flashyourfeet.com/pixelmer/eb055t.jpg[/img] we gonna have to re-ban you, morey?[/QUOTE]
toe mouth !

Sat, 08/21/2004 - 05:20

#42

Wesley Sonck

From: sydney

Joined: 02/11/2003

this is unreal

nice one Minuet

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Sat, 08/21/2004 - 09:49

#43

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=Wesley Sonck]this is unreal

nice one Minuet[/QUOTE]

Definition of Unreal
Un`re´al
a. 1. Not real; unsubstantial; fanciful; ideal

In a good way or a bad way or in a bad is good way?

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Sat, 08/21/2004 - 16:56

#44

insomnomaniac

From: My United States of Whatever

Joined: 01/15/2003

[QUOTE=Parkaboy]Narcissitic Personality Disorder

[b]Histrionic Personality Disorder[/b]

Individuals with this Cluster B Personality Disorder exaggerate their emotions and go to excessive lengths to seek attention.

Diagnostic criteria for 301.50 Histrionic Personality Disorder
(cautionary statement)
A pervasive pattern of excessive emotionality and attention seeking, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

(1) is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention

(2) interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior

(3) displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions

(4) consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to self

(5) has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail

(6) shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion

(7) is suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances

(8) considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are

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amateur diagnoses suck, don't they?

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[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]

[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]

Sat, 08/21/2004 - 17:12

#45

Brock Landers

From: Texas

Joined: 01/02/2003

[QUOTE=insomnomaniac][b]Histrionic Personality Disorder[/b]