Cultists Interviewing Cultists

Zut alors! MONKEYWRIGHT interviews FRANC TIREUR!!

Tell us about yourself. Where were you born? Grew up?

My name is Ludwig. I was born in 1972, in Niort. My parents are from the same village in western France. My father’s father was a barber and my mother’s father was a wine producer. I have a brother (Cyprien) who is now married, has two young daughters (Sidonie and Céleste) and lives in Paris. During my childhood and teenage I lived in Reims, Limoges, Chantilly, Bordeaux and Marseille. After high school I studied in Nantes and Lyon, and graduated in marketing. After my military service in a Navy air base, I spent the following 10 years in La Roche sur Yon, first as a newsagent, then briefly as a schoolteacher. Since last december I live in Germany with Barbara (scerpica).

You've obviously got a love for the martial arts - let's talk cinema. Favorite martial arts epic? And why?

We can distinguish the films where martial arts are the main theme and those where they simply appear.

The Judas Cow unleashed.

Ok, to begin. Your amazing red hair. Do you know who you inherited it from?
Yeah, I got it from my mom. She tells me that theres a city in Poland where everyone looks like her side of the family- red hair and freckles. Its funny cause everyone who sees me is all "Oh, well you've got some Irish in you dont you?!" and Im all... yeah... but these features have nothing to do with that. Mom isnt the least bit Irish.

Have you grown up with both sets of grandparents? Do you know all about your ancenstry?

LOFIVINYL GETS TAG-TEAMED BY MOREY AND GUTTERTEST

I didn’t really edit this much just the part where Kate says she hates fat people.

Guttertest- So what’s up Kate?

Lofivinyl- I am sucking on a green apple Jolly Rancher and coding Seattle city light bills for work. I never know what to say when people ask what’s up. The stock market is up*. I think I could tell you more about what is down than what is up.
· *She isn’t stupid it had just gone up 900 points.
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G- It wasn’t a real question anyway. Who do you think has more culties crushing on them, you or morey?

Talking with Tom: An Eddy Exclusive

My Time Square Talk with Tom

Tom on the opposite coast.

Let's jump right into things. You live in New York, yeah? Where in New York? How long have you lived there? What brought you/your family to New York?

I've lived in New York my whole life, which amounts to 25 years. I've spent the entirety of those 25 years in the Bronx - a place that is largely just as people imagine. But to the surprise of most, there are a few (and I mean a few in the literal sense of the word) parts of the Bronx that are really quite nice, and I'm fortunate enough to reside in one of those areas. It's a very suburban neighborhood called Throggs Neck, in the Eastern-most part of the Bronx, right over the White Stone and Throggs Neck Bridges from Queens. We have trees and houses with yards here, and Pelham Bay Park, which is the largest park in New York City.

"What the hell is a paramedic?" ~ An Interview With Rossthefireman.

[B]Firstly, tell us the basics of rossthefireman. Who are you? Where are you? What are you doing, right now and in general?[/B]

Well where do I start..Obviously my name is Ross, and I live n a little city called Oakley, California. We are in the B

Derek: an interview by Corellion

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Moonie vs. Jase, the phone was tapped again!

Yep, [URL="http://coloredchalk.com/modules/smartsection/item.php?itemid=41"]here's another one[/URL]. Enjoy.

EDIT: Oh and moonie, [URL="http://imdb.com/title/tt0388395/"]here's that movie[/URL] I was trying to tell you about.

"My seedless grapes have seeds in them." - Douchebaggery w/ Jill's Tit and Bigshrimpn

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"I still got my U.S.S.R. passport and everything." An evening with Jill's Tits.

-[b]So, who was supposed to do this interview originally?[/b]

[i]Shite, well... Spike, I think, but he won't return my calls. Not even the ones where I'm threatening to be pregnant with his baby. Heartless, man, heartless.[/i]

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Interview with Adelheid

This is my interview with Adelheid, I'm afraid the sentance structure of the last few questions might be a bit different to the rest because my email had a different format or something, so apologies for that.
So, enjoy getting to know Adelheid...