2 Mo Fo Da Price O' 1, Bitches: Milroy Borden and BroSupre Interview Each Other
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/member.php?u=6722]Bro Supremo's Profile[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/member.php?u=9313]And Milroy Borden's[/URL]
[B][I]Two of the most notorious Cultists to ever mark their territory on the Cult, Brother Supremo and Milroy Borden, met face to face and went to the buffet and sat down and talked with each other.[/I][/B]
[B]Milliam[/B]: So, what is with you?
[B]BroSupre[/B]: What do you mean?
[B]Milliam[/B]: What's with your love for Satan and associating it with dogs in costumes?
[B]BroSupre[/B]: Well, I think most of the cool evil things are associated with the big man downstairs, you know: rock music and steak. And I also find people who put dogs in costumes to be super evil.
[B]Milliam[/B]: Okay, that makes no sense.
[B]BroSupre[/B]: I'm not here to make sense.
[B]Milliam[/B]: What are you here for?
[B]BroSupre[/B]: Speak my mind, as do you.
[B]Milliam[/B]: You don't hold back on speaking of bathroom habits.
[B]BroSupre[/B]: I don't see why people are so offended by it. When I admit that I pee sitting down, people act as if I just uttered the "N" word.
[B]Milliam[/B]: You pee sitting down?
[B]BroSupre[/B]: It's for comfort reasons. I still pee standing up, but not as often.
[B]Milliam[/B]: And do you really shit in the shower?
[B]BroSupre[/B]: Once or twice in my whole life.
[B]Milliam[/B]: Did it clog the drain?
[B]BroSupre[/B]: Shit gets soft and disintegrates in water. It went down pretty easily.
[B]Milliam[/B]: Moving on, what's with the name?
[B]BroSupre[/B]: [I]Brother Supremo[/I] comes from a religious cult I started two years ago, before joining the online Chuckpalahniuk.net Cult. Why are you called Milroy Borden?
[B]Milliam[/B]: When I was Brother Supremo, in some of my posts, I'd sign my name as [I]Brother Milroy Borden Supremo[/I]. I'd pass that off as my true name. When I finally became Milroy Borden, the name extended into [I]Milliam Roysin Borden IV.[/I]
[B]BroSupre[/B]: Why did I make you?
[B]Milliam[/B]: You made me out of boredom. You had nothing really important to do at the time.
[B]BroSupre[/B]: Why did you become me again?
[B]Milliam[/B]: Ratings boost?
[B]BroSupre[/B]: As Milroy, you made some contributions to the English language, didn't you?
[B]Milliam[/B]: I assume you mean the delicate little flower known as [I]FAWESOME[/I]? It is the mating of "fucking" and "awesome". It is used to describe something that has gone beyond "awesome". What is it with "fa fa fa"?
[B]BroSupre[/B]: "Fa fa fa" is somewhat of a greeting. You can say hello and goodbye with it. I ripped it off from the pages of Mad Magazine.
[B]Milliam[/B]: And "Solongpre"?
[B]BroSupre[/B]: That is just a greeting I created for "goodbye" or "so long".
[B]Milliam[/B]: It is fun to create meaningless nothings. That's why there are several other personas we have that haven't seen the light of day at the Cult yet, isn't it?
[B]BroSupre[/B]: Let's get them out of the way first. Here is the ever so snooty snob, Calton St. Claire.
[B]Calton St. Claire[/B]: How do you do?
[B]BroSupre[/B]: The ever so drunk, Milroy Bourbon.
[B]Milroy Bourbon[/B]: Mmmmmmmmmmmmhaaaeellllllloooooo!!!
[B]BroSupre[/B]: And finally, the ever so fake, Filmoy Porden.
[B]Filmoy Porden[/B]: Pha Pha Pha!
[B]BroSupre[/B]: Now back into the box, guys. So Milliam, where are you right now?
[B]Milliam[/B]: Just lying dormant until the four months are up.
[B]BroSupre[/B]: Ah yes, that is when I get to go back and rest.
[B]Milliam[/B]: Let's get some random questions out of the way before we go. What is your stance on abortion?
[B]BroSupre[/B]: Wear a condom while performing one.
[B]Milliam[/B]: Favorite type of waiter: Gay hootinany or Bull-diked Mustache girl?
[B]BroSupre[/B]: Gay Hootinany.
[B]Milliam[/B]: Bill Paxton or Bill Pullman?
[B]BroSupre[/B]: Bill Paxton.
[B]Milliam[/B]: Left or right?
[B]BroSupre[/B]: Right.
[B]Milliam[/B]: Color or Colour?
[B]BroSupre[/B]: Color.
[B]Milliam[/B]: How do you feel about the war going on right now?
[B]BroSupre[/B]: Bull-diked mustache girl.
[B]Milliam[/B]: Carny or grifter?
[B]BroSupre[/B]: Carny. Now let me ask you some questions. Why won't you show our face?
[B]Milliam[/B]: I don't need to be seen.
[B]BroSupre[/B]: Why do baseball caps make women so repulsive?
[B]Milliam[/B]: Maybe because it's a woman with a fucking baseball cap on!
[B]BroSupre[/B]: What's worse: bestiality or necrophilia?
[B]Milliam[/B]: Bestiality. Animals needn't be fucked by the likes of me. And dead people don't feel a thing.
[B]BroSupre[/B]: And one last question before we get up and get our food on the buffet lines, what is it with human shielding?
*[I]Milliam is already in line serving himself a helping of scrambled eggs and sausage patties[/I]*
BroSupre: Oh well.
*[I]BroSupre gets in line and serves himself bacon and mashed potatoes, because in a buffet line, your dish doesn't need to make sense[/I]*
And that concludes the interview for right now. Be seeing you later. Stay tuned for more interview.
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Omg
There is hope, but not for us.
That Milliam does not have good manners.
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Chicks dig jerks."-Bill Hicks
M0 2 c0me s00n! M0 1nta-vee-yew, b1tches!
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.JPE "owenwarland's picture")
What in God's good name.....???
quit talking like that.
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Chicks dig jerks."-Bill Hicks
Bro Supreme, you da MAN! In my book anyways and that's what counts.
[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Bro Supreme, you da MAN! In my book anyways and that's what counts.[/QUOTE]
Now your starting to talk like him....what has the world come to? Oh yeah, the world is shit.
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Chicks dig jerks."-Bill Hicks
Interesting. Very interesting. I think I'm going to like it here...
you say that now, but we'll see... we'lllllllllll see
[QUOTE=Reverand Nathan]Now your starting to talk like him....what has the world come to? Oh yeah, the world is shit.[/QUOTE]
Shall I start talking like you?
"Nag nag nag." Come on, the guy was funny, is that a bad thing?
[I]
[B]The moment you have been waiting for . . .[/B][/I]
[B]Milliam: [/B] So what were we talking about?
[B]BroSupre: [/B] You tell me . . .
[B]
[I]. . . Will have to wait!
Part Two of the Sizzling Interview between two of the Cult's most beloved members will be coming soon. So for now, enjoy this dazzling state-of-the-art animated promo image!!![/I] [/B]
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/MilroyBorden/interview.jpg[/IMG]
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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Shall I start talking like you?
"Nag nag nag." Come on, the guy was funny, is that a bad thing?[/QUOTE]
HAHAHAHA now thats funny.
[IMG]http://www.schoolshistory.org.uk/images/Germany/hitler.jpg[/IMG]
Chicks dig jerks."-Bill Hicks
Wunderbahr then.
Hey Gang! You shall get Part 2 of the interview within 24 hours. Stop pm-ing me.
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[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]Hey Gang! You shall get Part 2 of the interview within 24 hours. Stop pm-ing me.[/QUOTE]
Twice as lucid and half the fun!!
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
I have to break out my typing gloves for Part two.
[IMG]http://www.maggiemayfashions.com/gloves.jpg[/IMG]
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[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]I have to break out my typing gloves for Part two.
[IMG]http://www.maggiemayfashions.com/gloves.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Those are fine typing gloves. Plenty good attire for the [I]touching shed[/I] as well.
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
[QUOTE]Milliam: Favorite type of waiter: Gay hootinany or Bull-diked Mustache girl?
BroSupre: Gay Hootinany......
.......Milliam: How do you feel about the war going on right now?
BroSupre: Bull-diked mustache girl. [/QUOTE]
holy shit dude you're genius funny
Somebody's obviously watched Lord of the Rings one too many times and is taking tips from Gollum and Smeagol on how to interview!
I swear if I look hard enough at those gloved hands, I can see the indent where the One Ring was a bit too tight.
[QUOTE=owenwarland]I swear if I look hard enough at those gloved hands, I can see the indent where the One Ring was a bit too tight.[/QUOTE]
You've the wrong ring there, Smeagol.
I was here. Then I wasn't. Then I was again.
[QUOTE=owenwarland]Somebody's obviously watched Lord of the Rings one too many times and is taking tips from Gollum and Smeagol on how to interview![/QUOTE]
Zah? Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA! I've only seen all three films once. Sure they were fine and dandy, but it was never my intention to sound like or read like a Gollum and Smeagol interview.
That film(or book, but I don't give a shit) was the last thing on my mind while writing this interview. This is all original BroSupre Productions material. Coincidence maybe.
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[B][I]The last time we were all together, several questions involving the legend of Milroy Borden and Brother Supremo were answered . . . and several arose . . . arosen . . . Arosen a word?[/I][/B]
BroSupre: So what is it with human shielding? You went to the buffet for sausage patties before answering.
Milliam: And those very sausage patties weren't very good by the way. What the Hell was I thinking? I'm a sausage links type of person.
BroSupre: Farmer John sausages kick ass.
Milliam: None of that maple flavoring bullshit on them either.
BroSupre: All this talking of food has made me hungry.
Milliam: I'm getting back up.
[I][B]Milroy Borden and Brother Supremo get back in line at the buffet. Milroy Borden gets a scoop of scrambled eggs, toast, sausage links, and hash browns. Brother Supremo gets three slices of pizza with breakfast toppings: bacon, sausage, and egg. And they sit back down wih their hot plates.[/B][/I]
Milliam: Oh God, I love the buffet.
BroSupre: Mmmm. *[I]food in mouth[/I]* So whuth it with human sheeling?
Milliam: Human shielding? I just admire the concept.
BroSupre: Holding someone and using them for protection?
Milliam: Yeah.
BroSupre: Why?
Milliam: That's like me asking you why pizza with breakfast toppings is appealing to you.
BroSupre: Because it's yummy?
Milliam: If you think so.
BroSupre: Well it is. Here, try some.
Milliam: I don't want to take a bite out of the piece you're eating.
BroSupre: Because it's gay?
Milliam: Yes. It's gay. All physical contact made between men is gay. If you hug your dad, that means you two fuck each other up the ass.
BroSupre: You have problems.
Milliam: I just don't like to be touched.
BroSupre: Or make eye contact?
Milliam: I can't stand to make eye contact for far too long. It's just creepy.
BroSupre: And you don't like people looking at you when you walk down the street?
Milliam: On the street where I walk, when someone else is coming, I start to walk funny. I forget how to walk. Just like how you forgot how to ride a bike.
BroSupre: that is outta line. End of interview.
[I][B]Brother Supremo is very sensitve about the subject. Sorry. Vol. 2 of the interview, like another certain vol. 2 is disappointing.[/B][/I]
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HAHAHAHA that's good stuff....hm, the other certain vol. 2 is Kill Bill vol.2, am I correct?
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Chicks dig jerks."-Bill Hicks
Goddamnit, Rev! Your post will just make people skip part 2. Damnit. That's probably a good thing now that I think of it.
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It was bound to happen, plus I thought it was funny.
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Chicks dig jerks."-Bill Hicks
it happened!