“I’m not picky. If a dude’s hot, a dude's hot.” An interview with sixteentimes.

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Reader's Note: Mr. Brown is Mr. Brown237 and sixteentimes is seventysevensex.

[I]MrBrown237: So, where did the name "sixteentimes" come from?[/I]

seventysevensex: Why does everyone ask me that like its going to be interesting?

[I]MrBrown237: Well, it does make the imagination, go you know.. A bit crazy.[/I]

seventysevensex: I was 16 when I joined the Cult and I was being a drama queen about it. I wanted to use my age I guess, but I really just pulled a username out of my ass.

[I]MrBrown237: I like the fact that you're a chick that curses hella-lot. Do you like to curse? As in, do you get enjoyment out of it?[/I]

seventysevensex: Not really. Its more of a habit. When I was in 7th grade I was SO FUCKING PUNK ROCK. And when you're in 7th grade and you're SO FUCKING PUNK ROCK you have to curse. Its a rule. The cursing just stuck with me.

[I]
MrBrown237: Cursing is colorful and I think it kind of adds spunk to women, like they shouldn't be FUCKING messed with. Sometimes, not always. What would you like to drink? [/I]
*waves to the waiter*

seventysevensex: I'm underage. Unless they don't card? *smiles* Then I'll have a Killians.

[I]MrBrown237: What's you age to be exact then? Seventeen? I'm having Scotch on the rocks. We're in a Dutch bar, they serve everything from sixteen on up.[/I]

seventysevensex: Ahh Holland.. I'm 17. I'll be 18 in two months.

[I]MrBrown237: Don't believe the hype, we ain't got crackdealers in the form of grannies that just throw crack outta the windows of moving busses. So, can you describe a little how you're living?[/I]

seventysevensex: How I'm living?

[I]MrBrown237: A sort of a visual representation of your world. Live at home with your parents? Are you in a busy city with lots of people? [/I]

seventysevensex: Ahh, I can do that. I live with my Dad and stepmom. And a dog and a little sister. We live on an Air Force base, fifteen miles from town, which sucks a dick, I'm sure you can imagine.

[I]MrBrown237: I never sucked dick. So I don't think I can[/I]

seventysevensex: I'm sure you had one sucked before though. Gagging, spit, its not pretty.

[I]MrBrown237: I have. And yeah, now it makes sense. Is it a remote area?[/I]

seventysevensex: Its North Dakota. Everything in North Dakota is remote.

[I]MrBrown237: Ah, is it like the end of ROMEO IS BLEEDING, where Gary Oldman is surrounded by nothingness? See, I'm from Europe, just saying North Dakota don't cut it.[/I]

seventysevensex: I never saw "Romeo is Bleeding" but yeah, its lots of nothingness. That and Midwest hicks who say things like, "Ufda" and "Dude hey."

[I]MrBrown237: *lights a Marlboro Red and holds out the pack for sixteentimes* Want one?[/I]

seventysevensex: Marbs? I smoke Camels. *Fishes out a cigarette and lights it*

[I]MrBrown237: I guess that's... different. Are you a city person or more of a country girl. And I'm speaking more along the lines of where you feel most at home. The hustle bustle of the big city, or eating leaves in the jungle? (beat) I like girls that smoke.
*Brown thinks to himself that he actually also likes girls that don't smoke for that matter, but that's another issue*[/I]

seventysevensex: And I like to smoke. Which wouldn't make me a city girl. I was told you can't even smoke on the street in New York City anymore. What kind of shit is that? I hate the country because there really isn't anything to do. But I couldn't make it in a big city. Too many ass holes in one small, tight area.

[I]MrBrown237: I've been there in 2000 and we we're invited to a special cool bar by some stand-up comedians, turned out the only thing that was so special about it was that you could smoke there. We were flabbergasted. The US is getting too weird for me sometimes. What do you do for fun in the nothingness of N. Dakota? As for going out I mean.[/I]

seventysevensex: "Going Out" usually means Downtown. I go to this coffee shop and hang out in the park. When it gets late or cold, we go to a friend's place and drink. There really isn't shit to do here.

[I]MrBrown237: I been to places like that too, so I can imagine the discussions can get deep at those times right? With nothing else to do? Are you an 'einzelganger' or a 'peoples person' then?[/I]

seventysevensex: I'm assuming an "einzelganger" is something like a loner? If it is, then I'm neither. I have a few very close friends and thats about it. I like parties and getting drunk and talking to strangers but on a regular day I'm more introverted.

[I]MrBrown237: Do you usually approach *should I say boys or not wonders Brown*.. men or are you the one that likes to get approached? Flirting wise.[/I]

seventysevensex: Err. I have a boyfriend so I don't usually approach. I guess when I was single I liked to be approached, but I never actively look for guys to chat up.

[I]MrBrown237: So how long have you been together with Mr. Wonderful?[/I]

seventysevensex: Five months? It feels like longer.

[I]MrBrown237: What I always ask of people that are together, how did you hook up? In a detailed fashion. "It feels like longer"? I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. [/I]

seventysevensex: I don't know, either.

[I]MrBrown237: Rocky situations?[/I]

seventysevensex: No no no. Its perfect. Almost..too perfect. Lets not get into that.

[I]MrBrown237: Cool.[/I]

seventysevensex: We hooked up..badly.

[I]MrBrown237: Like a muddafukka? *smiles*[/I]

seventysevensex: Haha. Well. I met him once before I actually met him. He worked in the mall and I was stoned. My friend knew him and asked for a cigarette. We stood around talking for a little bit and I assumed he was gay. I never thought about him again.

[I]MrBrown237: Some girls like girlish guys. I'd have guessed you'd like more masculine men. Then again, I'm wrong a helluvalot too, so why the fuck should I know?[/I]

seventysevensex: Ooh, I'm not picky. If a dude's hot, a dude's hot.

[I]MrBrown237: What defines 'hot' for you? What do you like in your men, or find attractive in them?[/I]

seventysevensex: The ability to engage in a decent, human conversation. A decent hair cut. Good jeans and sneakers. A nice, sick sense of humor is nice. A hobby is good, too. I don't care what as long as its not masturbating more than 3 times a day or smoking crack.

[I]MrBrown237: I like feistiness and humour in women. Looks are good too. You seem to have all of that. Do guys hit on you alot?[/I]

seventysevensex: Not at all. I've been told that I'm scary as fuck. Like, I'm one of those girls that has so much confidence that boys are afraid of me.

[I]MrBrown237: On a more Cult related angle, I know you mentioned that some of the fellas were hot, but you wouldn't divulge in who really was. Would you now?[/I]

seventysevensex: Ahhh...Jesus..I'd feel like such a little girl if I did. I'd never be able to post on the same thread as them!

[I]MrBrown237: Ah man. Just go nuts. Spill the beans. *waits impatiently*[/I]

seventysevensex: Hahah, I'll totally have to look again. Give me a second..

[I]MrBrown237: Take... your time. *leans back pleased and anxious*[/I]

seventysevensex: Brock Landers, Dennis, The Gucci Ghost (Who is gone?), six on the dot, kit, lofivinyl. I didn't see him on there, but Mr. Brown's bangin' too.

[I]MrBrown237: Hope you didn't feel you HAD to mention me lady, I wouldn't have hunted you down. I see that you also mention some chicks. Are you bi-sexual, or is it more aesthetically hotness we're talking about?[/I]

seventysevensex: Hot is hot. I've been asked if I was bisexual about four times this week. I'm comfortable enough with myself and my sexuality to be able to look at a girl and say, "Dude, she's a babe." That doesn't mean I want to bang her.

[I]MrBrown237: Fellas usually say more something like "Yeah, he's cool." We replace 'hot' with 'cool'. Like yeah, that Tyler Durden fella, he's cool. We don't say he's hot.[/I]

seventysevensex: "Cool" doesn't really get the point across for me. Bjork is cool, but not hot. Heidi Klum on the other hand is hot, not exactly cool because, well, she's a super model.

[I]MrBrown237: Well, that's why guys and gals are different. We usually just mean 'cool'. I get the feeling that you're very comfortable with yourself and your sexuality. Even taking close up pictures of your panties. Are you very sexual?[/I]

seventysevensex: I'm a Scorpio. I am the goddess of teh sex.

[I]MrBrown237: Are you dominant or submissive?[/I]

seventysevensex: I'm versatile.

[I]MrBrown237: To quote Budd (Michael Madsen) in KILL BILL VOL.2. "I know you are, but you must feel one more than the other and if you absolutely had to choose, which one would it be?" (Something along those lines anyway)[/I]

seventysevensex: Ehhh. I don't know, I'd have to say dominant then. I like to have things my way but I can definitely be a bottom.

[I]MrBrown237: Are you a 'one guy' girl? I mean, do you absolutely stay with one guy after you have chosen him.[/I]

seventysevensex: Of course!

[I]MrBrown237: How did you get involved in the Cult? What drew you to it in the first place?[/I]

seventysevensex: I got into Chuck Palahniuk when I was 14? Maybe. I don't know. I was just looking up information on him when I found CP.net. I don't remember why I registered, I think I wanted to post about the Taking Back Sunday video with the Fight Club references. I never got into the forums a whole lot until recently. I just used to Writer's Workshop.

[I]MrBrown237: But how did you get into Palahniuk? Was it the book first or the film like so many of us?[/I]

seventysevensex: I am sorry to say that it was the movie. I was in 8th grade when I saw it and that whole period of my life is really fuzzy, so I don't know how I got the book or anything like that. I just remember giving Invisible Monsters to my mom to read.

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MrBrown237: What would be your favorite book?[/I]

seventysevensex: By Chuck? Invisible Monsters. No doubt.

[I]MrBrown237: Any specific reason?[/I]

seventysevensex: It blew my mind. Like three times. Thats like having multiple orgasms, it was incredible. Plus it had all those fashion magazine/make upy references in it. That spoke to me.

[I]MrBrown237: Do you follow fashion magazines? You seem like a person that doesn't.[/I]

seventysevensex: Yes and No. I love fashion, but I'm not trendy. I don't own a poncho and I refuse to buy round-toe heels or ballerina shoes. I have my own thing going on, but its fun to see what the rest of the world is wearing.

[I]MrBrown237: Once my heating broke down in my old place and I made my own poncho and wore it alot. It kept me warm. You mentioned that a guy should have cool sneakers. What's your fave type sneakers?[/I]

seventysevensex: Anything old-skool. Reeboks, Converse, old Adidas, Sauconys, Pumas are good if the guy has *really* great taste in clothes.

[I]MrBrown237: I like your style girl. I went out for the old black Puma's with the white stripe, but I couldn't find 'em, so I got the old black Nike's with the white swoosh. Even though they are made by small kids in the far East and they cost alot, I still like my sneakers. Which leads me into the next question; does it have to do with your love of hip-hop? Oh and did you like Uma Thurman's yellown and black Onitsuka Tigers? [/I]

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seventysevensex: Those are hot, indeed. My Erh.. My sneaker fetish was indeed spawned from music. But not just hip hop. I love punk style, hardcore, grindcore. Scene kids just know how to dress. Maybe not metal kids or goth kids, but other scene kids.

[I]MrBrown237: What's in your CD player these days? What keeps spinning and spinning and spinning?[/I]

seventysevensex: I haven't had a lot of time for anything besides the radio lately, but when I get the chance I like The Mars Volta, Descendents, Hieroglyphics, Fiona Apple, The Cure, and Rod Stewart. Very, very early Rod Stewart.

[I]MrBrown237: All those names are foreign to me. Except for Rod Stewart and I know who Fiona is. What are all time favorite albums then? What albums would go with you on that forbidden island of lust? Where you couldn't escape from?[/I]

seventysevensex: Favorite albums is wayyy too hard. I'd rather eat a dog than be forced to pick my favorite album. I'm too fickle for that. On a forbidden island of lust, though, I'd bring "Talkie Walkie" by Air, "O" by Damien Rice, and Sigur Ros' "Untitled." Sexy stuff for a lusty isle.

[I]MrBrown237: What would the lusty isle need more? Any wishes before we'd drop you from the passing airplane?[/I]

seventysevensex: Lots of apples. Sun screen, because I'm Irish and pale, a tarp, a few blankets, probably condoms if this is a lusty island. And.. malaria vaccine?

[I]MrBrown237: Can't be too careful with that malaria. What's your stance on scented condoms, are they a distraction or an added pleasure?[/I]

seventysevensex: There are scented condoms? Eeeew... I don't think I want anything thats chemically enhanced inside me. Scents and flavors are a no go.

[I]MrBrown237: I have never read anything in the Writer's Workshop, I noticed you have stuff on there too. What kind of writing do you and what are your aspirations?[/I]

seventysevensex: I write about emotions, I think. People who are feeling too much at one time. I like simple stories that don't really have twists or a lot of action. I don't know what I'm going to do with it. Maybe be a writer on the side. But I doubt I'll ever be a big name.

[I]MrBrown237: Could you categorize it as 'short fiction'? Or is it more essay-esque? An organization of thoughts?[/I]

seventysevensex: Its short fiction. I dont write anything else.

[I]MrBrown237: Where do you do your best writing? I seem to be focused better when I'm alone by myself at night, with coffee and cigarettes, but lately I've been taking more and more notes outside in public. Something will trigger me and I have to write something down. How do you work?[/I]

seventysevensex: Usually something will jump at me when I'm at a party or in class or something. I'll write down an idea or a sentence I like. I never write anything really solid until I'm alone in front of the computer. Thats when the real magic happens.

[I]MrBrown237: Do you edit alot? I've been writing a novel and didn't read anything till I had two college sized books filled and was absolutely terrified to find out that so much of it was really bad. [/I]

seventysevensex: I edit like you wouldn't believe. I'll go over something 10 times before I think its decent. The sad thing is, I've only recently started editing a lot, and most of my stuff in the WW is really raw, unedited stuff that I hate.

[I]MrBrown237: I guess it's good to hate your own stuff, it makes you more, how should I say, try harder. Do you really bare all in your work? I know another girl who's also a writer and her stuff sometime almost makes me blush. Oh and also, I feel really bad now that I haven't read any of your work before starting in interview.[/I]

seventysevensex: Its no big deal, I didn't expect you to. I've never really written anything hardcore. Its all implied. I've got something in my head thats sexy but messy and drunken, so thats going to be something new for me to try.

[I]MrBrown237: Who are some of your fave authors? And do you find it hard to get your own voice/style?[/I]

seventysevensex: I love Chuck Palahniuk, obviously, Ellen Gilchrist, Nick Hornby, Kate Chopin, Dorothy Parker, Jefferey Eugenides. I just got into Franz Kafka, but I usually don't like classic stuff.

[I]MrBrown237: There's an element that you have to check out the old masters, but sometimes they can be rather hard to get into. I found it hard to get into James Joyce's ULYSSES and Ernest Hemingway's FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS too. If you would have to send one book to a friend, what would that be?[/I]

seventysevensex: Hmm. Depends on the friend, really. But I guess a universally good book to send would be something nice, probably poetry. Jim Morrison is good.

[I]MrBrown237: Are you a DOORS fan? Or did I just mix up two different Morrison's? I'm not into poetry... yet.[/I]

seventysevensex: I'm not a big Doors fan. I love Jim Morrison's written words thought.

[I]MrBrown237: How did you find Oliver Stone's film of the Doors? Love it or hate it?[/I]

seventysevensex: I liked it a lot, actually. I thought Val Kilmer did a great job. And he wasn't bad to look at.

[I]MrBrown237: A friend of mine worked on a filmset where Val Kilmer was starring in (MINDHUNTERS), he seems to be a real dick. Where do you stand on the whole celebrity issue, do you follow the rumours of celebrities?[/I]

seventysevensex: They can be fun. Like the Olson Twins doing cocaine and stuff. But I'm not big on celebs otherwise. Why should I give a shit about people who I don't know or talk to?

[I]MrBrown237: I got that you're into movies as well, what was the last film that gave you goosebumps, or made ya think, "well finally, that was six bucks spent well."[/I]

seventysevensex: God, its been a loooong time since I saw one of those. I hate to admit it, but I LOVED "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle." It was so stupid it was good. Plus, I think Indian boys are hot

[I]MrBrown237: It's appearantly one of Quentin Tarantino's favorite movie that's playing in the cineplexes. (Trivia note: They're gonna make a sequel called HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO AMSTERDAM) Did you like KILL BILL?[/I]

seventysevensex: I only saw part of it. It looked interesting enough to see all of it, but I'm not a big fan of action flicks.

[I]MrBrown237: What keeps you coming back to the Cult? What's your view on the forums? A timepassing thing, or more?[/I]

seventysevensex: Its addictive! Talking about random shit with strangers, I can't get enough of it. Plus, when you've got a real burning question, you can just ask everyone on the forum.

[I]MrBrown237: That's one of the extras on the Cult, there are so many goddamned people, that usually, what hour of the day one should drop by, there's always someone there. Have you got any favorite Culters? Who makes you piss your "I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR JUSTIN" panties? Piss yer panties out of laughter of course. Or who are some of your fave members?[/I]

seventysevensex: HAHA Well, I like Alex Cassun a lot, he's good times. I liked Morey a lot for being such a random sort, but I guess he's gone now.

[I]MrBrown237: I guess so too. Alex Cassun makes me laugh out loud for real too, muddafukka is QUICK![/I]

seventysevensex: Hahah

[I]MrBrown237: He got my vote for "funniest wiseass". Are you scared of dying?[/I]

seventysevensex: No. I hope it doesn't come any time soon, but not really. I plan on taking matters into my own hands when the time comes and doing it myself.

[I]MrBrown237: Suicide?[/I]

seventysevensex: Yeah, but not the sad kind.

[I]MrBrown237: The cool kind.[/I]

seventysevensex: More like, "I'm old and sick and I don't want to be a burden, Here's money for the funeral and I love you."

[I]MrBrown237: How would you off yourself? I've heard that men go more for the "I'm gonna shoot my head off with the doublebarreled shotgun" and women more along the lines of pills, so they can still look pretty. But hey at least you pay for the funeral, that's considerate of you.[/I]

seventysevensex: I'm gonna go for pills. Did you ever see "The House of Sand and Fog?" I'm just going to drink tea and get all dressed up fancy and take too many pills and then go to sleep. Simple and painless.

[I]MrBrown237: I've been meaning to see it, it hasn't opened here yet. Are you religious in any way or form?[/I]

seventysevensex: I'm spiritual.

[I]MrBrown237: Explain please. You believe in 'forces'?[/I]

seventysevensex: Sort of. I think that there is something out there sort of watching and guiding and listening to us. Fate, I guess. But simpler than any real religion makes it.

[I]MrBrown237: Organized religion kinda messes it up right? Have you ever stolen anything, and if yes, what?[/I]

seventysevensex: Haha, I've stolen a lot. I got arrested for it in 7th grade.

[I]MrBrown237: That qualifies as a 'young bad girl', don't tell me it was make-up![/I]

seventysevensex: Underwear and jewelry. But you were close!

[I]MrBrown237: What kind of underwear (if any) do you have on now?[/I]

seventysevensex: I don't usually wear underwear, panty line rule and thongs aren't too cool, but I'm sick so I'm wearing a pair of boy shorts.

[I]MrBrown237: His shorts?[/I]

seventysevensex: Haha no no, they're bright pink. He wore them once at a party though. I mean like..girlie boxers, you know?

[I]MrBrown237: I know. Sometimes they're hot on girls yeah. Kinda in that, after a night of being together and making eggs for her and she's wearing your clothes. Do you like mornings? Or are you more of a night-chick?[/I]

seventysevensex: I hate mornings. I hate days. I totally prefer the night. Unless its cold super cold and I'm under dressed.

[I]MrBrown237: You're a winterperson?[/I]

seventysevensex: I'm a fall person. Or early winter, when it's first snowing. When its all piled up everywhere, thats when I start hating winter.

[I]MrBrown237: Well, at least it makes the cigarettes taste better right?[/I]
seventysevensex: Thats so true.

[I]MrBrown237: Funny theory question: If we were living in the same area and you didn't have a boyfriend and I would've asked you out, what would your reply be?[/I]

seventysevensex: "Eerr..."

[I]MrBrown237: Hah! Would you give it a shot?[/I]

seventysevensex: I'd probably want to meet you first in a big group of people to make sure you wouldn't hack me into bits, but yeah, I don't see why not.

[I]MrBrown237: Heh, thanks. And I also meant in public, I'm not a fast guy. Which leads me to the next horned up question, how far would you go on a first date? And where would a gal like you like to be taken?[/I]

seventysevensex: Haha, it depends on the date, really. And if beer was involved. As for first dates, ideally it would be dinner at a diner, and something really cool. Like a carnival or the zoo or something.

[I]MrBrown237: Classic style. Always good. I see you're big on THE BREAKFAST CLUB too, so here's another canundrum (dunno EXACTLY what it means, but it feels right so I'm going to say it anyway), but if you was one of the characters in the film, which one would you be... AND... the other question, if you had to have sex with one of the characters, who would THAT be?[/I]

seventysevensex: I'd probably be Claire. She was stuck up and a bitch, and thats me. But a bitch with a heart of gold! As far as bonin' goes, I'd do the geek. Popping a boy's cherry has always been a fantasy of mine.

[I]MrBrown237: The fact that he's quivering under your rule and guidance is a turn on? [/I]

seventysevensex: Exactly! And he'll remember me for the rest of his life.

[I]MrBrown237: That's so sweet. Newbie (to the sexgame) Cultists need apply?[/I]

seventysevensex: No no no no. I got a man. He is the only boy I'm banging currently.

[I]MrBrown237: "Banging", how colourful. But I like that. Which do you prefer, HIGH FIDELITY the movie, or the book?[/I]

seventysevensex: The book. It was funnier. And who the fuck takes a British book and makes the movie completely American? Fuck that.

[I]MrBrown237: Quick, from the top of your head, Top 5 songs to listen while reading this interview?[/I]

seventysevensex: "Feel Flows" by the Beach Boys, "Us and Them" by Pink Floyd, "Home" by The Cure, "All Neon Like" by Bjork. Shit..uh.

[I]MrBrown237: Heh.[/I]

seventysevensex: "Neely O Hara" by Bright Eyes. I was good for a minute.. The last one got me.

[I]MrBrown237: What's your beef with J.D. Salinger lady? Is he overrated?[/I]

seventysevensex: He is WAY overrated. I hate the way he writes, I hate his characters, I hate his plots. He's just some guy who became a secluded fuck hole and had a lot of pen pals with stupid girls who were all like "Ooh! J.D. Salinger likes me! I must be special!" And thats all that makes him interesting, really.

[I]MrBrown237: He's a plain ol' pantysniffer in your opinion?[/I]

seventysevensex: No doubt.

[I]MrBrown237: David Lynch appears to chat with alot of his female fans too on his official site. Appearantly he received a few used panties too. Which places would you like to visit?[/I]

seventysevensex: Everywhere. Africa, South America, Central America, Europe, Asia, the South Pacific. I want to see whales, ruins, castles, moors, rain forests, pyramids, pagodas, zebras. Realistically speaking, I'd like to visit every state in the continental US. I plan on doing it next summer.

[I]MrBrown237: I'm curious, how do you plan to do that? Buy an old car and just... go? Or take the Kerouac route and hitch-hike your pretty ass around the country?[/I]

seventysevensex: As fun as getting raped and then murdered is, I'm hoping to drive. Sleep in the car, eat peanut butter sandwiches, swim in both oceans, see all the mountain ranges. Really American stuff. No cities.

[I]MrBrown237: Sounds like a plan. How long you planning on doing this? A whole year?[/I]

seventysevensex: 3 months.

[I]MrBrown237: Did you save up money for it, or are you just gonna work odd jobs while travelling from place to place?[/I]

seventysevensex: I'm going to be realllly cheap and stock up on stuff that will last long so I don't have to spend money on anything besides gas.

[I]MrBrown237: What stuff might that be? What lasts long and is cheap?[/I]

seventysevensex: Potato chips, peanut butter, bread, water. I want it to be a really minimalist trip.

[I]MrBrown237: Like a true Palahniuk fan. Have you got any worldviews that you would like to share with the people on the board?[/I]

seventysevensex: Be nice to dogs, always. And don't have sex with your friends. Ever.

[I]MrBrown237: That seems to be a true-ism. But why can't we resist it I wonder, 'cause in the end, we always do.[/I]

seventysevensex: Because you're there, they're there, you're both drunk and its 2 in the morning. And you think, "Eh..why not?" Just avoid it all together by drinking in large groups and passing out before you get the opportunity to be alone with your sexy pal.

[I]MrBrown237: Well, I'd like us to be friends too, you seem like a cool chick. And I will try not to have sex with you ok?[/I]

seventysevensex: Thats definitely for the best.

[I]MrBrown237: Or we could just be two people that hang out on a internet forum and HAVE sex. Um, wait... Ah that old internet flirting stuff.[/I]

seventysevensex: Haha

[I]MrBrown237: One last question... What's your real name, if you don't mind sharing it with everybody?[/I]

seventysevensex: Rhiannon Conley.

[I]MrBrown237: Rhiannon, thanks for taking yer time to be interviewed by me and stay cool and hot at the same time.[/I]

seventysevensex: Definitely. It was a good time. Stay rad, Mr. Brown.

[I]MrBrown237: See ya on the boards.[/I]