What's Your Favorite Slang For Smoking a Cigarette?

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I need some ideas so that I can stick the right slang with the proper character in my story.

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Rocking a grit.

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smoking a boge/bogie....i don't know how to spell it.

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Smoking a square.

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jane s. wrote:
Rocking a grit.

we have a winner.

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Smoking a square.

This is the one I was gonna say.

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I have heard:

Blowin' a butt (Adam Carolla, so it's probably some dated 70s slang)

Smokin' a fag

Killin' a Cancer Stick

There are probably many others, you see,
but the gerund should always be killed by an apostrophe.

It rhymes, so it's true.

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I disapprove of all of these.

But my friends say grit time.

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Huffin a cancer.

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Let's go get a heater... or I need a heater. Or I need a nic stick (nicotine, of course.)

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Aside from those already posted, I've heard "gunsticks", "straights", and "coffin nails".

For actual phrases (these could come out corny, but fuck it):

Shootin' a gunstick.

Sucking a straight. (If your character is a little gay, or is cracking a joke when he says it)

Pounding the coffin nail.

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Blowin' a/the cancer-prick

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Adelaide.Alexa wrote:
smoking a boge/bogie....i don't know how to spell it.

I've heard "stogie" for like cigars, but never a "bogie."
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My dad says, "Give me a deathstick."

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When someone leaves to go smoke cigarettos, and someone else asks where they are, I always say they're (wherever they are) doing drugs. It makes people get all paranoid, "Whaddya mean doing drugs?!?" I'll usually estout, "Nicotine".

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Sucking a smokestack.

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When with my friends at my house,I used to say bubblegum instead of cigarette when I was younger. That way my parents wouldnt know I was smoking.
I find out now, they knew the whole time.

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lmao let's go and smoke some bubblegum outside.

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It was more like "You got some bubblegum?"
Stupid as fuck, I know.

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I heard someone say "She's outside, puffing a chimney". I thought it sounded absurd, but to each their own.

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I've heard killthroat, scutt, and frajo.

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tourist_information wrote:
jane s. wrote:
Rocking a grit.

we have a winner.

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Six On The Dot wrote:
I've never said anything other than 'smoking a cigarette.'

I'm lame.

i can't fathom any of these. i've never heard of half of these phrases. now, i know a bunch or slang for just cigarettes.

Ciggies.

Darts.

Cancer-sticks (from the haters)

pretty sure that's all i can think of right now.

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In One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest a cigarette was a dime. Danny Devito broke one in half and tried betting a nickel but MacMurphy wouldn't let him.

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Yep. This is a research thread for MY story afterall.

On the task at hand, I've heard my friends putting pot in their cigarettes call it a ciga-weed.

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Combining cannabis and nicotine makes the nicotine 3x as carcinogenic/likely to give you tumors/cancer. Smoking cannabis alone is more likely to decrease lung cancer risks, nicotine more likely to increase. You have to pick, one or the other.

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gan for a reek

reekin'

goin' for smoko

havin' a fag

smokin' a tab

(i liked rockin' a grit the best though)

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My friend used to call them "concentration" sticks.
I'm also in the minority when it comes to simply calling it "smoking a cigarette" or just going for a "smoke".

I guess it depends on the type of story/character, really. I'd suggesting using the old slang, "dart".

If that doesn't work for you:
coffin nail
cancer stick
lung dart

Or just try being creative and make up your own slang for it.

*shrug*

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Touchin' pee-pees.

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hammering another nail in the coffin
sneak me fag /puff me a fag
causing cancer

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"Spark up a cancer" was big at my school.

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Edit: Didn't realise this was in the research forum!

Here's a real one:

Having a snout.

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imma go outside and put a fag in my mouth

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Burn one.

Used in a sentance: "I'm gonna go burn one."

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I'm so gonna have a dart right now.

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In the ghetto they say, "I finna torch a whiteboy right quick."

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Puffing the supper happy fun cancer stick.

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Giggan wrote:
Combining cannabis and nicotine makes the nicotine 3x as carcinogenic/likely to give you tumors/cancer. Smoking cannabis alone is more likely to decrease lung cancer risks, nicotine more likely to increase.

[ citation needed ]

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busting a lung; cigarette=lungbuster

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Sucking on a shit-stick

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_eNdLeSs_MiKe_ wrote:
Yep. This is a research thread for MY story afterall.

On the task at hand, I've heard my friends putting pot in their cigarettes call it a ciga-weed.

This is commonly referred to as a Spliff.

Only, in the UK (I believe) all joints are referred to as Spliff. This is from my extensive research watching Skins.

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I always thought spliff was the one that's shaped kinda like a cone. Joints just got bunched into it too.

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braise a clop.

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pounding nails
sucking on a dog end (cigs out of the ashtray)

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Smoking a dadstick.

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Smartazboy wrote:
In the ghetto they say, "I finna torch a whiteboy right quick."

I totally made this up and none of you jerks fell for it... I don't think.
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I left it here because it's totally usable.

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I think this is my most popular thread.

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My friends use the terms: Getting gay and Tossing the salad.

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I don't think Roman's friends smoke.