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h3llvirus
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the devil helped create us...how else could we be imperfect, that would b saying god(a perfect being) doesn't create perfect things. in the begining it says god said we will create man in our own image. jesus wasnt created yet, and we always have the urge to do evil god works with the devil a couple times in the bible. story of job the devil went up to god and said let me test the faith of one of ur followers. and god said yes. why would he let him hav any control over that? because were not completly his. or its like chuck says in lullaby were jus a fukin xperiment

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God loves Satan, Satan is God's first creation, he will never fall out of grace totally, the relationship between God and Satan is an analogy of Father and Son, better yet, Mother and Son...hehe

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To answer this question in a sort of way, though...

The Devil is a very late [read circa 300 BE] idea in judaism and wasn't accepted everywhere. The Devil is a much more christian idea than it is jewish.

I also just don't believe that god or devil had a hand in creating me.

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Actually I dont hate satan i just wish it would be subdued and never come back. Um one is uniquely gods' in certain ways . However humanity is given the gift of free will , and in the book of job it seems to say pretty plainly to me : " I am that that is all and I love you , its hard yes , but I have my reasons and for reasons you cant understand yet , you will have conflict in your life . However , remember I love you and wont give you anything that might take you away from me: dont worry I know you."

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monkeywright wrote:
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Pgouts is gonna delete these three posts because this is the research forum and it's meant for seriousness.

There was no question asked! Otherwise I might have noticed it was research related.
I stand by my comments.


Haha, it is a bit of a baffling thread. He stated an opinion in the research thread, so maybe he was telling us the conclusion of his work!
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When it says in the Bible that "Man was created in Our image" - it is referring to the holy trinity. Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Jesus was never "created" like you say.

According to your argument we can fill in the blank with anything we choose. I think that God was referring to his sandals maybe. Or he could have been referring to the dump he just took.

You're making some kind of argument without having actually studied the Bible obviously. There are so many flaws here I'm not going to waste any more time on it.

I'm not saying I'm overly religious. I'm not sure what I believe, but in my quest I have studied many books - including the Bible.

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labelleza wrote:
This is what I thought Pete said.

I'm going to assume you're talking dirty to me because I'm the Book Club god.

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I'm not 100% sure this is even a real thread.

This guy joined yesterday - just to post this. And this is his one and only post...

And his name is h3llvirus? lol

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labelleza wrote:
This is what I thought Pete said.

I'm going to assume you're talking dirty to me because I'm the Book Club god.

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yes he was begotten not made ...aaaww...its not fair !!!!!!!!!! do you need to be loved ???

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" una dia como tu vey a mi , es como voy avede a ti" -Abueabue
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I'll move it to GD now..

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mirka wrote:
I'll move it to GD now..

I was hoping that something interesting would come of this thread. I guess - I would have had to move it eventually.

Thanks Mirk! Wink

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labelleza wrote:
This is what I thought Pete said.

I'm going to assume you're talking dirty to me because I'm the Book Club god.

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so r u confirming that they work together, or simply stating wat i jus said?

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then describe to me what you do bleave, cuz lik chuck says history jus repeats so im sure ur story has a relation and or structure to all the other bagillion ones, dont think ur so specia lol

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im talking about the connection of creation between satan and god though, man can still hav free will, im sayin that the devil helped create us, but i think thats to radical a view for most ppl, especially christians

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i was 18 and yea, the devil helped create us, Tongue i went on hiatus, i like the exclamation mark at the end tho

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dude u wouldnt bleav how much of the bible is burned into my skull, i get the joke but its childish do u actually hav any arguments against wat i say? if u actually look at my child like typing i put that if th trinity created us, then they made something imperfect, can god make imperfect things? kind of a conumdrum, reminds me of the question can god make an object he cant move,

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works dont it i jus kinda jumpped in got u guys to bable then ran away lol(hellvirus ilik it)

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either that or killed...heh heh i am a virus after all

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sry for the wait theres all my answers

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My mind is BLOWN!

But what if trolldom were a CHOICE, like HOMOSEXUALITY and ONE'S RELIGION and ONE'S RACE?

Then you'd be going to HELL, WTF?

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well i better bring some speed for the trip, and alil smack for my man will burroughs woot!

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dude you're such an anarchist you're getting me wet.

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Irina Marina wrote:
dude you're such an anarchist you're getting me wet.

irina, you just made my day.

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I know, right? Isn't he charming?

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fsdghcamel wrote:
Irina Marina wrote:
dude you're such an anarchist you're getting me wet.

irina, you just made my day.

I had this reaction as well, but then decided I had no way of saying so without sounding creepy.

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Oh, god... Now, he's namedropping Burroughs. Please leave that gentleman out of these idiotic rants.

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i feel like a cultie in a troll candy store!

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Sean: h3llvirus, you see this, all this shit?
[Holds up the file, and drops it on his desk]
Sean: It's not your fault.
h3llvirus: [Softly, still staring off] I know...
Sean: No you don't. It's not your fault.
h3llvirus: [Serious] I know.
Sean: No. Listen to me son. It's not your fault.
h3llvirus: I know that.
Sean: It's not your fault.
[h3llvirus is silent, eyes closed]
Sean: It's not your fault.
h3llvirus: [h3llvirus's eyes open, misty already] Don't fuck with me Sean. Not you.
Sean: It's not your fault.
[h3llvirus shoves Sean back, and then, hands trembling, buries his face in his hands. h3llvirus begins sobbing. Sean puts his hands on h3llvirus's shoulders, and h3llvirus grabs him and holds him close, crying]
h3llvirus: Oh my God! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry Sean!
[h3llvirus continues sobbing in Sean's arms]