Cheating on a Test Scene
Trying to come up with some interesting ideas about how a smartass, might cheat on a test.
Some of the things that I have considered are below:
1. Acts an an authority figure, and tells his competition that they need a certain peice of paper to enter the exam room...
2. Brings test answers on inside a plastic water bottle.
Thanks guys and girls!
Cheating is half the skill. We used to use those pens that had adverts in them and when you pushed the button it would change. Write the answer and if anyone comes around click it to change it.
If you can bring in scratch paper of your own you write on one sheet the answers so you have in impression on the sheet bellow and BAM. Secret cheat sheet.
Or you know there is the whole study so you can learn thing too.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I get the idea that he's not actually going to use anything here but is instead trying to include a clever cheating idea into something he's writing.
Sorry Guys, I assumed that a post under the research section was assumed to be researching ideas for stories and scenes that I'm writing.
it is a challenge to come up with ways to cheat with the way tests are administered nowadays.
What about ways to cheat on piss test?
I used to have to take these math tests online and the way to trick them was to click "show me how to solve this" and it'd show you how to solve it and then give you the answer. I'd write down the answer and then it would just reload a new equation with different numbers and variables. I'd just click "show me how to solve this" a couple more times and the original equation would reappear and i'd just copy down the right answer. They caught on though and fixed that loophole. Bummer.
There's a lot of ways to cheat a piss test.
I have peed for people.
Theres fake pee
Natural body flushes. Never the "Clear"stuff from the head shops they test for that.
Oral tests can be passed my swishing proxide and smoking a cig but holding the smoke in your mouth for as long as you can. The test is too saturated to give clear results.
And I hardly even smoke.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
We had some innovative methods back in the day.
Every class had at least a few studious kids, and a group of us would pool in some money (just a few dollars each) to have one of them sit at the front of the row and place his test on the left side of his desk while leaning to the right. The person sitting directly behind would place his test on the right side and lean to the left. The one behind him does the opposite, and so on. Naturally, we encouraged some shifting, stretching, and other forms of "acting natural," as long it wasn't for too long. When the kid at the front finished, he would "check his test" a few times before turning it in. Nobody turned it in until the person all the way in the back did.
This was particularly effective if you wore glasses to shield your eyes a bit. I've never needed glasses. So, yeah, I was the guy in the front getting paid. And yes, this was all my idea.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
You know this stays in the internet forever and ever right? All your future employers and spouses and kids will see that.
Lib, thats amazing.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Back in my pothead days, i'd keep a Visine bottle of bleach handy, then just drop a little bit in the cup before a drug test and pass every time. Once i used someone else's pee but that was tricky and i'm pretty sure the test proctor saw it but didn't say anything and then i spilled a little bit on myself.
Good. They'll all know about my early-developed entrepreneurial skills.
My brother had a faaar more badass, Ocean's11-esque method of cheating, granted it was only once, but he had the balls to film the whole thing. He and some friends deactivated the security in the school during the day, snuck in during the night, took the professor's computer home, hacked into it and printed the test key, and brought it back before morning. Cheat sheets were promptly printed and sold.
Yeah, I didn't believe it either until I saw the footage. His generation was something else.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I mean I had skills but thats amazing.
We did have a couple setret rooms in the ceilings of our school.
The one we found in the band room. There were soundproof rooms so all cement lines. We went into a back room, picked the door to the closet, climbed up into the ceiling, walked accross the heating ducts and had this 20x10 foor space we wired with electricity. We used to spend a lot of time up there and no one new.
We also had another place, false walls where they build big closets for band equipment. Ended up popping up the top of one of the closets, puting in hinges and such. Not cheating but still secret rooms.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
The main thing one needs to worry about when cheating a urine analysis test is making sure the borrowed clean pee is the right temperature. The first thing they do is check it's temp, as soon as you hand it over.
If you can't have someone pee for you just outside of where ever you will be submitting the pee, then putting the container with the pee in it down into a large cup of very hot coffee whilst traveling there keeps it a good temp.
Take it out, the small pill bottle or whatever bottle of pee, when you get there and put it in your underwear to continue to keep warm.
I was just asked for some pee last week, felt bad I couldn't help because of the Xanax I have been taking. One of these days employers will stop testing for weed. pretty crappy when someone can't get hired without borrowing pee because their medicine (weed) doesn't come from a major pharmaceutical company.
Flushing out is the only way to clean ones own pee. Loads of water and pure cranberry juice and nothing else for a couple of days. The key with this is to replace your vitamins that would normally be in your pee, otherwise what you hand over is mostly water and wont work, the test can tell it is diluted. Handful of multi's and b vitamins usually does it.
The one time I had to do a pee test for a job I totally forgot and took a hit off a joint three days before - odd because I hadn't touched pot for years prior. So I drank a ton of water for the whole day before the test, figuring dilute dilute dilute, and also dropped a crystal of salt into it that I had under my thumbnail. No idea if the salt actually did anything but my boss commented - after I passed and was hired - that the report said my urine was heavily diluted.
The test was just a pre-employment thing; I never had to do another for that job.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Piss in a comdom, keep it in coffee, Drink the coffee.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I have a pretty bad memory so as soon as I used to get into the exam room I'd start writing formulas or key dates on the cover of the test paper. Not exactly cheating, but it helped. I'm so glad I don't have to take exams any more.
As for drug testing, except the armed forces, I don't know any UK professions that require that, thank god.
it is a challenge to come up with ways to cheat with the way tests are administered nowadays.
What about ways to cheat on piss test?
Sorry--I just check the 'new posts' section (not each individual)
Every class had at least a few studious kids, and a group of us would pool in some money (just a few dollars each) to have one of them sit at the front of the row and place his test on the left side of his desk while leaning to the right. The person sitting directly behind would place his test on the right side and lean to the left. The one behind him does the opposite, and so on. Naturally, we encouraged some shifting, stretching, and other forms of "acting natural," as long it wasn't for too long. When the kid at the front finished, he would "check his test" a few times before turning it in. Nobody turned it in until the person all the way in the back did.
This was particularly effective if you wore glasses to shield your eyes a bit. I've never needed glasses. So, yeah, I was the guy in the front getting paid. And yes, this was all my idea.
I was the guy paying the kid who sat in front. But we had him change up his strategies:
One day he'd scratch, another day tap pencil (not too loud), another day he'd rub--We only did it for multiple choice tests. The amount of fingers he used to rub or the amount of taps depended on the answer: one for A, two for B, etc.
That kid used to walk out of class with some pretty good money.
Being on the other side of it now--I'm sure the teachers knew. If you catch a kid, you have to explain yourself to the parents, get witnesses to corroborate your story (because the general rule of thought is that the teachers secretly have it out for kids), and pray that the parents don't go to the superintendent--who, 99 times out of 100, tries to appease the parents. But most of the kids I teach really don't seem to care about passing/failing in school anyway. I figure that if they're trying to cheat, at least they're showing initiative. And, maybe some information will stick too.
The test was just a pre-employment thing; I never had to do another for that job.
The ton of water thing works (or so I've heard). In the army, guys used to keep empty milk jugs in their rooms. If someone came around calling for a piss test, I've heard that they'd drink two or three of those within an hour (it's amazing what you can do when you're scared). They beat the test but didn't know at the time how dangerous that was--they could've killed themselves from overhydration.
How are you cheating here?
This is old--everyone looks for it. Most tests won't allow jackets, hats, cell phones, electronic devices, food, or water bottles.
Why don't you just put this type of effort into studying for the test?