Bathroom Graffiti
What's the Raunchiest/funniest/creepiest/racist/most interesting piece of bathroom writing or graffiti you've ever seen? Also, where was this place? I've got lots of material from the guys room but I'm willing to bet there's some risque shit written in the little girls room. So guys and dolls please give me all you've got. Pictures would be phenomenal. Thanks.
douche
Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate
(post script)
DANIEL!!!
What exactly is a ceiling cat?
douche
You know the marriage is done
and Romance is a dying flower
When she takes a shit
While you're in the shower
Glory Hole Goes here ----> <-----
Stay Gold Http://rorygold.com
SRSLY?
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You know the marriage is done
and Romance is a dying flower
When she takes a shit
While you're in the shower
Glory Hole Goes here ----> <-----
Im assuming those are separate quotes right?
douche
Yes correct
Stay Gold Http://rorygold.com
Times I've jerked off in this stall : ||||
And the number of lines keeps going up
This play is an affirmation of life—not an attempt to bring order out of chaos, nor to suggest improvements in creation, but simply to wake up to the very life we are living, which is so excellent once one gets one’s mind and desires out the way and lets it act of its own accord. -John Cage
My friends leave my number in men's and women's rooms as a joke. I get random drunken calls all the time from different places. Might be a story in that.
Once I get a phone that syncs with my computer, I should be able to post pictures of all kinds of bathroom graffiti. This summer I am working at different high schools during the week and see a lot of things written on the walls. I forget the name of the dirty, fat whore from last week...
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
I think I once drew a false gloryhole and wrote false glory hole. I've seen it somewhere at least, and I think it's funny.
I saw this a few weeks ago in a bar bathroom in Birmingham. It's not raunchy, but it made me laugh so I took a picture of it.
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
"You are holding the future of the world."
"For a good time call me: phone # Call me, I'm better: phone #"
Here I sit broken hearted
I came to shit
But only farted
I got drunk one night and called a number I found written on a bathroom stall. I don't mean called once or twice,I think my dialed calls list on my phone said something like, 37 times! In like 2 hours! It was some crazy redneck bitch who threatened to call the cops but never did. I could had easily went to jail because of the herassing, drunken, slurred, voicemails
I'd post the number for any bored or drunk people reading this but I'm not sure about the rules on that...if you're that bored feel free to PM me and I'll give you the number..it's funny because she's too stupid to turn off her phone. 
You shit on these nukkas two times Dr.Dre?
Oh Fo' Sho'!
ask a urinal.com!
submit bathroom scribblings!
My favorite was always "You can paint these walls to hide my pen. But the shithouse bandit strikes again!"
I used to write graffiti there, when I was about 16. I think I wrote "I love Ed". They've probably painted over it by now. I used to do a lot of underage drinking in Old St.
Haha, I love the "story of my life".
I've actually read an article w/ quotes a while ago about bathroom graffiti in the ancient Greek days. Lots of gay shit going on there. Will try to look it up once I get home tomorrow.
It wasn't a bathroom.. it was on a white (otherwise graffiti clear) wall beside an ATM.
But:
"I think I'm falling in love with a cheese pastry."
It haunts me.
I fucked your mom last night.
(Different handwriting)
Go home, Dad. You're drunk.
Also:
The dicks came and the pussies surrendered.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
I just saw this on that website linked above, and I can't stop laughing at it.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
hahaha.
there's one on campus that at the very bottom of the stall where it connects to the floor it says,
Tap foot for BJ.
I was aghast.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
(Different handwriting)
Go home, Dad. You're drunk.
I laughed way too hard at that.
Or will it all end in a big bankiss orgy?
My all-time favourite is 'Wank Your Mum' in the girls toilets in the Foundry. I did take a photo at the time but I think I've lost it.