Who is the greatest superhero?
Yeah, this is a very nerdy thread.
I think he's nailed it.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Hey, no haters allowed. This thread rules!
For your perusal, the greatest of all time, imho:
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Dude I love that cover. I want.
I'm obsessed with Watchmen So i'd say Ozymandias or Dr. Manhattan. I did a philosophy project on The Watchmen and it was centered on these two characters.
Also... How about Phoenix Jones? I don't know if you've heard of him there is a 10 min video of him breaking up a fight somewhere but this is only 2 min.
Pretty funny.
Didn't he just get arrested the other day though? You can't be a great Super-Hero if you're getting nailed by the fuzz!
and it's in that same vein that I nominate:
He did but the case was ruled legal as self defense by jury and after the court was dismissed he ripped off his shirt revealing his uniform and began to talk to the press.
No fuck you marduk2222
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Yea, not really into the super hero thing now, but as a kid green lantern was always my favorite, because he could do everything, be bulletproof, fly, go underwater and outterspace, blow things up, the whole nine, plus it was always easy to fantasize about just getting that ring, superman was an alien, Batman had to work out alot, Spiderman got bit by a spider (and for real FUCK spiders)
Matter Eating Lad.
Didn't matter what you threw at him.
Bombs, bullets, sharks with lasers.
He would eat his way out of it.
For reals.
Never gained an ounce either.
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I want to laugh, but I don't read comics, so I don't know if that's real or not.
He is talking about himself, just read the recent what did you eat posts.
The Sad Tale of Matter Eating Lad.
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Spider man
Sure as hell isn't that Green Lantern faggot.
Which one? The white one? The black one? The magic one? The space one?
The gay one.
Oh you mean, Ryan Reinolds
Has it been decided whether or not God is canon in DC or Marvel? Cuz if so, I think I know the answer to this question.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Uh, well....I wouldn't say Thor is the greatest...
C'mon... you know who I mean...
Si vis pacem, para bellum
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
Sometimes I feel like the only reason Giggan gets away with spamming is because he started out as a non-spammer, and he only does it every once in a while. And he's not really SELLING anything. Except his ideology.
Also, Lib, let's not muck the thread up with religion, eh? It's about characters.
Jesus was quite a character.
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Not Muhammed though. He couldn't do nothing. He had no sper powers whatsoever. Couldn't even turn wine to urine without help. Here's a picture of him:
=:o>
Looked a little like Sinestro, didn't he?
I'll continue this thought in a minute; someones at the door...
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Not bringing religion into it. It's a legitimate question... and answer. God's canon in South Park and Family Guy. Wondering if he's canon in DC or Marvel. If he is... the answer's kinda obvious.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
=:o>
Looked a little like Sinestro, didn't he?
I'll continue this thought in a minute; someones at the door...
Awwwww, duuuuuude! We've already got butthurt alts hounding the site. We don't need this threat level-raising kind of attention.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Thread about superheroes.
Veterans throwing back their medals and denouncing war.
...
If the collective considers contract killers 'heroes', I call the ones who denounce their former careers 'superheroes'.
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
Batman your face off.
Chicago is Gotham, guys. For real.
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
I'd believe that if it didn't already have the whole mafia, Hell's Kitchen thing going on. Then again, Daredevil and Batman are kinda the Marvel-DC equivalents (Ironman ain't dark or vengeful enough).
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Haahh, DO AGREE THAT, MY MARIO, MAN THERE
Lately I have been turned off by Batman as he seems too infallible. The Dark Knight trilogy is awesome because it shows he's human.
The pope! There's a guy who needs to work on his fallibility.
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None of you know anything! Clearly these are the best superheros of all time.
I always wanted to be a Ninja Turtle,
or a Ghost buster.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Yep.
I was watching Ghostbusters a couple of weeks ago with the kids and it was halfway through, James says, laughing at me, "you want this soundtrack don't you?"... and I had literally been thinking how I would play the hell out of the soundtrack if I had it right at that moment. He gets in my head at like that at the oddest moments sometimes.
Greatest ever...
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Nuff said.
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Uhhh. Actually, a lot more needs to be said. The heck is that?
Dah da da da da da dah da Blackman!
Riddle me this,...
Why are his boots made from Ugg socks?
Holy batbawls!!
What a terrible, useless Utility Belt! Ugh!
Tyler (Dark) Knight!
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It holds his panties up. That's pretty damn important, Nate.
I read somewhere the whole joke of the panties falling off, used in pinups, and later just floosy things, had something to do with world war II and the wartime effort making there be a shortage of elastic... and so... they would just fall down, at times...
yeah. That sounds much more ridiculous when I type it out that when I first read it.
Although, I just found this, and I can see how a clothing ration could cause items to wear out but one must still wear them no matter, making it more likely that panties could actually just fall right off at times.
http://www.chiddingstone.kent.sch.uk/homework/war/rationing3.html
Okay. So what was a primary school learning tool website.
I still found it quite informative.
So there. Some of us have to take our education where we can find it. 
Oooh, there'll be no more pantieless Tuesdays, no more pantieless Tuesdays, no more pantieless Tuesdays, oh yeah!
They were talking about him on Joe Rogan's podcast the other day. Apparently he had a porno where he fought another man and the winner fucked some braud, but the guy he fought was an MMA pro and he got his head kicked in. He knew, too, and didn't care.
No offense but this forum reminds me of this series of articles.
http://www.dorkly.com/article/4480/pwn-my-life-issue-35