The Wizard Comics Aptitude Test
BONUS ROUND!
Match up the exclamation with the person who says it.
1. "Flame on!"
2. "Great Krypton!"
3. "Oh my stars and garters!"
4. Great Hera!"
5. "In brightest day, in blackest night..."
6. "Od's blood!"
7. "By the hoary hosts of Hoggoth!"
8. "It's clobberin' time!"
9. "By the white wolf!"
10. "Crom!"
11. "Imperious Rex!"
12. "Goddess!"
13. "Sweet Christmas!"
14. "SPOON!"
15. "I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice."
16. "Blue Blazes!"
17. "Wa-HOOO!"
18. "By my beard!"
19. "Great Zenon!"
20. "Form of...a bucket of water!"
I didn't read anyone else's answers. I want a fresh crack at this.
1.Johnny Storm
2. Superman
3. Hank McCoy
4. Princess Diana of Themyscira
5. Green Lantern
6. Thor
7. Stephen Strange
8. Ben Grimm
9.
10. Conan
11.
12.
13.
14. The Tick
15. Deadpool?
16. The Blue Beetle?
17. The Rawhide Kid (I just wanted to put a gay superhero on the list)
18. LeHaHi
19. My mom? (My dad's name is Zenon)
20. Zan of the Wonder Twins
9, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16, 17, and 19 remain the only ones unaccounted for.
hahaha, i'll claim 18
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
While the bonus round continues, more questions!
16. Put the following baldies in order of who lost their hair first, age-wise: Lex Luthor, Professor X and the Kingpin.
17. In the pages of what comic did the arachnid-hatin' newspaper The Daily Bugle first appear?
18. Speaking of newspapers, what paper did Superman originally work for when he debuted in 1938?
19. "When Captain America throws his mighty shield..." Speaking of which, whatever happened to Cap's original pointy shield from WWII?
20. Hey...how does Robin keep that domino mask from falling off?
17. Spiderman durh.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Incorrect! It's a trick question!
i was wondering.......FUCK
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
16. Put the following baldies in order of who lost their hair first, age-wise: Lex Luthor, Professor X and the Kingpin.
Prof. X, Lex, Kingpin (If I understood the question right)
17. In the pages of what comic did the arachnid-hatin' newspaper The Daily Bugle first appear?
Batman!
18. Speaking of newspapers, what paper did Superman originally work for when he debuted in 1938?
The Daily Planet? (always?)
19. "When Captain America throws his mighty shield..." Speaking of which, whatever happened to Cap's original pointy shield from WWII?
?
20. Hey...how does Robin keep that domino mask from falling off?
Semen dries with the strength of krazy glue.
Stinging, as the thorn, is the splinter. From a seedling born...works itself under my skin.
"You are an insolent cuntface. If that happened to you, the UK would refuse to foot the bill on account of your fuckheadery."-tom9d
"Does fuckheadery count as a pre-existing condition?"-Fano
"Hunger is the best mustard"-Xec8
"i wanna see what a slutty shark looks like. i bet it loses a lot more teeth.-"BloodSugar1308
allwrong.
Previous Question Answers
11. Lois Lane, Lex Luthor, Lori Lamaris, Lana Lang, Lucy Lane, Lena Luthor and Linda Lee
12. Sunset
13. He put it together using the boxing gear left to him by his dad, Battlin' Jack Murdock.
14. Any active Avenger can take home a weekly stipend of 1,000 dollars.
15. Their dads are human. (Thomas Curry is Aquaman's real dad, while Namor was sired by Leonard McKenzie.)
Six on the Dot would be ashamed of all of yoose!
In brightest day
In blackest night
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power
Green Lantern's light.
A few words in that might be wrong. I'm not 100% on that.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Oh, Clark Kent originally worked for The Daily Star.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
And 17 is probably Fantastic Four.
Do any of you guys actually read comics? (Not you, Mike. We can all learn a lot from you.)
PARKA'D
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
correct.
correct. Volume 1 Issue 2 to be exact.
i don't read comic, except tintin, but we need not have that discussion here.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Because no one demanded it! More Questions!!
21. In the pages of Uncanny X-Men, who was the first person to ever call Wolverine "Logan?"
22. You know how Thor's enchanted hammer Mjolnir carries that enchantment, "Whosoever lifts this hammer, if he be worthy, blah, blah, blah," to keep it exclusive to the Thunder God? Name six folks who have lifted Thor's hammer. (Keep your dirty jokes to yourself, perverts!)
23. If Spider-Man has to tap his palm to shoot his webbing, how come he doesn't suffer from premature-web-shootin' every time he makes a fist?
24. The characters from Watchmen are all patterned after old Charlton (later bought out by DC) characters. Name the Charlton inspirations for Rorshach, Ozymandias, Nite-Owl, Silk Spectre, Dr. Manhattan and The Comedian.
25. Yo Joe! How did Nick Fury lose his eye?
26. Bonus optometry question: Which eye is he missing?
Right eye.
15. Wolverine.
21. In the pages of Uncanny X-Men, who was the first person to ever call Wolverine "Logan?"
Jean Grey (sp?)
22. You know how Thor's enchanted hammer Mjolnir carries that enchantment, "Whosoever lifts this hammer, if he be worthy, blah, blah, blah," to keep it exclusive to the Thunder God? Name six folks who have lifted Thor's hammer. (Keep your dirty jokes to yourself, perverts!)
no idea x 6
23. If Spider-Man has to tap his palm to shoot his webbing, how come he doesn't suffer from premature-web-shootin' every time he makes a fist?
He takes meds for that.
24. The characters from Watchmen are all patterned after old Charlton (later bought out by DC) characters. Name the Charlton inspirations for Rorshach, Ozymandias, Nite-Owl, Silk Spectre, Dr. Manhattan and The Comedian.
?
25. Yo Joe! How did Nick Fury lose his eye?
A spitting Cobra!
26. Bonus optometry question: Which eye is he missing? Right?
Stinging, as the thorn, is the splinter. From a seedling born...works itself under my skin.
"You are an insolent cuntface. If that happened to you, the UK would refuse to foot the bill on account of your fuckheadery."-tom9d
"Does fuckheadery count as a pre-existing condition?"-Fano
"Hunger is the best mustard"-Xec8
"i wanna see what a slutty shark looks like. i bet it loses a lot more teeth.-"BloodSugar1308
Answers!
16. Professor X (Early puberty,)Kingpin (late puberty,) and Lex Luthor (middle age)
19. Mr. Hyde squished it when the Masters of Evil dtormed the Avengers mansion in Avengers #275.
20. Spirit gum.
21. A leprechaun named Padraic, in Uncanny X-Men #103.
22. Thor, Odin, Eitri the dwarf, Captain America, Dargo (future Thor), Beta Ray Bill, Red Norvell, Enrakt and Wonder Woman.
23. He's got to tap the web-shooters twice to get them to work.
24. Rorshach= The Question; Ozymandias=Peter Cannon, Thunderbolt; Nite-Owl=Blue Beetle; Silk Spectre=Nightshade; Dr. Manhattan=Captain Atom; Comedian=Peacemaker.
25. Shrapnel from a German grenade drove a bone chip into his optic nerve.
26. His left eye.
Bonus Round Answers!
1. "Flame on!" The Human Torch
2. "Great Krypton!" Superman
3. "Oh my stars and garters!" Beast
4. Great Hera!" Wonder Woman
5. "In brightest day, in blackest night..." Green Lantern
6. "Od's blood!" Thor
7. "By the hoary hosts of Hoggoth!" Dr. Strange
8. "It's clobberin' time!" The Thing
9. "By the white wolf!" Colossus
10. "Crom!" Conan
11. "Imperious Rex!" Namor the Sub-Mariner
12. "Goddess!" Storm
13. "Sweet Christmas!" Luke Cage (or Power Man)
14. "SPOON!" The Tick
15. "I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice." Wolverine
16. "Blue Blazes!" Nova (or Richard Ryder)
17. "Wa-HOOO!" Sgt. Fury (or Nick Fury, or the Howling Commandos)
18. "By my beard!" Hercules
19. "Great Zenon!" Hyperion
20. "Form of...a bucket of water!" Zan from the Wonder Twins
Here's the rest of them because this thread is failing fast and I want to make sure I post them all before I give up on it.
27. Before he became the Joker, the man who would become Batman's greatest foe had another short-lived villainous moniker. What was it?
28. Who launched the rocket that killed Bucky and ended up freezing Captain America in ice for decades?
29. The Fantastic Four? The Fantastic Busload more like it. Name 12 characters who've been members of the FF.
30. What other non-comic invention is Wonder Woman creator Dr. William Moulton Marsten also famous for?
31. Alfred - faithful manservant, confidante and friend to Batman and Robin. What's his last name?
32. Speaking of hired help, what's the first name of the Avenger's butler, Jarvis?
33. Hey..how did Jarvis land that gig as Avenger's butler?
34. If Cap's shield can absorb any impact, why does it hurt when he hits you with it?
35. What was Batman's first ever print appearance?
36. Danger, danger..Pre-Crisis question! When the Legion of Super-Heroes was first introduced, what two requirements did potential members have to meet?
37. Part one of the Super Pet trilogy of questions. What's the name of Batman's dog?
38. Super Pets Part Two: Everybody knows Superman's Dog's name is Krypto. So what're the names of the Super-Cat, Super-Horse and -God help us- the Super-Monkey?
39. What's the name of that lil masked monkey that hung around Space Ghost?
40. How'd Professor X originally end up in a wheel chair?
41. Wally West, the Flas, the Fastest Man Alive. That's all well and good, but who's the fastest WOMAN alive in the DCU?
42. That goodf'r nuthin' Loki is Thor's adopted brother. So...who're his real parents?
43. Evil Ratzi! How did the Red Skull hook up with the Third Reich?
44. Rick Jones, sidekick to the stars. What three superheroes has rick played second banana to?
45. What do the initials in "SHAZAM" stand for?
46. No one will ever get this one, but what do the letters in "SHAZAM" stand for when Black Adam says it?
47. Why did it take Reed Richards so long to cure Ben Grimm of being the monstrous Thing?
48. Everyone knows that Galactus goes around eating planets. but what planet is he from?
49. Mazel Tov! Which of the following characters isn't Jewish: Magneto, Kitty Pryde, Colossal Boy, Moon Knight, Ant-Man, Sabra?
50. It slices! It dices! It's the most famous metal in the Marvel Universe! But what scientist invented Adamantium?
28- Red Skull
31- Penniworth
28. Baron Heinrich Zemo
31. Pennyworth
one point
27. Red Hood
28. Red Skull (?)
29. Sue Storm, Johnny Storm, Ben Grimm, Reed Richards, Franklin Richards, Spider Man, Luke Cage, SheHulk, some other guys.
30. The polygraph machine, also known as the inadmissable lasso of subjective truth
31. Pennyworth
32. ?
33.?
34. It's made from adamantium? Physics?
35. Detective Comics 27
36. They had to be white and male
37. Ace
38. Cat: Streaky (named for the piss stains he left on Supes' cape); Horse: Comet; Monkey: BEPPO THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SUPERMONKEY
39. Jan. (LOLOL cuz she was ugly girl, get it?!) Actually it's Blip.
40. Desmond hit him with a car.
41.?
42. ?
43. ?
44. Captain America, Hulk, ROM: Spaceknight
45. Solomon! Hercules! Atlas! Zeus! Achilles! Mercury!
46. Stupid Honky Always Zappin' Ass Monkeys.
47. He knew Ben had a bigger tool and didn't want him makin the moves on Sue.
48. ?
49. Moon Knight?
50. Hank Pym(?)
I keep misreading the thread title as "The Wizard Comics Amplitude Test". Wizard will tell you how fat you are.
Carry on now.
sweet glory is mine....and so is that shiny new metal.
Stinging, as the thorn, is the splinter. From a seedling born...works itself under my skin.
"You are an insolent cuntface. If that happened to you, the UK would refuse to foot the bill on account of your fuckheadery."-tom9d
"Does fuckheadery count as a pre-existing condition?"-Fano
"Hunger is the best mustard"-Xec8
"i wanna see what a slutty shark looks like. i bet it loses a lot more teeth.-"BloodSugar1308