Guts illustration by me.
Hi everyone, i'm new here at the cult, i'm from Chile, and i did this as a personal request, i hope you like it, any feedback would be deeply apreciated (sorry for my english).
his guts...
"Rectum?"
This is why we can't have nice things.
Oh, don't mind me; I'm a self-amusing personality.
This is why we can't have nice things.
siggable.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
That's one sad looking penis
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
We aren't all hung like buffaloe you jerk!
This is why we can't have nice things.
I made a list of things I know about Noah.
The List I Made of Things I Know About Noah
- Nice guy
- Shitty ex
- Huge dick
Noah has a huge dick? I guess I missed that one.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
My source is Tuffy. I trust his judgement on these things though.
Well. Truth be told, most of these skinny white boys are huge to me.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Tall skinny white boys do have that tendency.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Damn near killed 'em!
I don't know about these things since I don't have a penis but would his erection have gone down so quickly? and it is a bit on the very small side. Not just the length but the girth and this is because I'm keeping the perspective/depth of the drawing in mind too.
Yeah, but he was supposed to be like fourteen or something wasn't he? Not a grown man.
So couldn't it be reasonably smaller? I haven't ever seen one on someone that age, I don't know.
there's, you know, a lack of pubes there too. Don't remember if that was part of the story and I'm not reading it again.
Stranger posts art of naked boy having his intestines ripped out in a masturbation accident.
All the Cult does is discuss whether the penis is the proper size...
Damn near killed 'em!
THANK you!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Yeah, it still seems relatively small though and baby like. I've never seen a 14 year old's penis so I don't know either.
Somewhere out there, there's an art model sobbing. I just hope he's not fourteen.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I just threw up, a lot, during reading it. But then I scrolled down, and saw that other people had fainted. Now, I don't feel so silly.
That's a myth, actually.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Well, I just threw up 2 pint's worth of popcorn and beer(only had one beer). Fact.
Blech!
And thumbs up for that set up, Tuffy. Need to work on my comedic repertoire.
I quietly whispered "ewwwwwww" to myself when I read it.
Anyway, Mooreah, what did you use to draw that?
People like us, we gotta stick together.
This is why we can't have nice things.
The only part that made me feel a bit light headed was the candle wax. I imagine that's a bit tougher for people with penises.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Aren't guys at 14 almost fully grown?
From my memories of 9th grade... no... I do not think so.
And the candle part was easy. As a kid who grew up without a pool in Texas, I was most disgusted by the destruction of such a wonderful summer hangout.
People like us, we gotta stick together.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 + Statler and Waldorf = ∞ infinity
I think I have a ruler that was marked annually somewhere back home. But I was something like 5'5" in 9th grade. I'm 5'11" now. I don't remember being too disproportional.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Lol Lib.
For a second I thought he was saying he measured his dick yearly. I laughhheddd.
Oh that's exactly what I was saying. I was also saying it grew along with my height in proportion. I've grown a lot since I was 14. So... yeah, I wouldn't say it was fully formed back then. And yes, I also definitely had some shag down there. I tried shaving the short and curlies to look like flames, I remember. They ended up looking more like I had a fork, and my putz was the handle.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
My God... It's full of stars.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I think I have a ruler that was marked annually somewhere back home. But I was something like 5'5" in 9th grade. I'm 5'11" now. I don't remember being too disproportional.
...
I read this at first as 5.5 and now I'm 5.11.
I was actually impressed a little with your exactitude, even while recoiling from the TMI.
Be warned everyone.
Stay wary of measuring devices at Lib's moms house.
Tuffy, you are the coolest mofo ever.
http://www.mobile-ent.biz/news/read/siri-has-seen-2001-a-space-odyssey/0...
I know. I keep telling everyone, but it doesn't seem to be sinking in.
This is why we can't have nice things.
We know it, too. I remember a certain shirt no one else would've been able to pull off.
Is it? I don't remember where I read it, but I thought I read it somewhere reasonably trustworthy.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I just now looked at the drawing, the penis is definitely way small. It looks about the same as my 20 month old nephew's...
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Awesome.
That making it look like flames idea... is a pretty great one... like I can picture it really well... I want to google this but I'm in the library and I don't know what they'd do to me if they saw. Throw me in prison, probably.
I've seen some girls with cool and cheesy designs with their own fuzz. A heart, a peace sign, a little smiley. I imagine that takes some effort.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Now I wanna make mine into a mustache.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I used to do silly things like that, and yes it takes a good effort to manage.
This can turn into a really awful pick up line.
"Hey girl, you like 'staches? Wanna wear one?"
Ugh, I creeped myself out.
Oh... my... gawd. Now there's no way I can't do it.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
If you don't shave it into a 'stashe, you could try a unibrow on the pelvis.
("Oasis rules!")
I've mentioned this before I'm sure. But I used to know a girl who would shave her pubes into various shapes for each holiday and die them into a likewise appropriate colors - pink hearts for St. Valentine's day, green clover for St. Patrick's, star for 4th of July, and so on. Then, at her holiday party everyone would get to see her Lucky Charms.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I guess that is one way to get people to come to your party, or, alternatively, to not come back.
That's good. Weird and good. Reminds me of a short story I read as a child in the 70s. I'm looking for it now, but it's a hard search. Very H.P. Lovecraft, for kids.
What is hanging out of his butt?