Batman's Utility Belt
What gadgets do you think were not mentioned and would have been highly useful?
(Basically make up cool gadgets to defeat the Joker, Penguin, Riddler,etc.)
heheeeeee
do you think the gadget in the far top left is pepper spray? Do you think Batman would actually use pepper spray on some scumbag or use it to give a kick to his food?
That is a smoke grenade.
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A bazooka.
It's shark repellent spray!
Bat-Gun!
"Take that Joker!" Ratatatatatatatatat!!1!
That isn't pepper spray, it's knock out gas incase Batman has to bring someone to the bat cave; he'll knock them out with the gas, bring them to the cave then use his awake spray to wake them up, do what needed to be done, knock them out again, then bring that person back to gotham (whether he wakes them up, or just leave them in a back alley unconscious is up to you.) Since they were knocked out they wouldn't know where the batcave was.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
Lip balm.
bat-subway tokens
A Catwoman episode of the 60's TV series actually hinged upon Batman using a "Bat lip protectant".
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I can't think of a "gay" item for him to have. you know, because of all the "Batman's gay" stuff?
maybe a Bat-Disco Ball? that'd make a great photoshop of him running down the street with the bomb over his head only it's all painted up like a disco ball. So imagine a animated gif of that
right here ~~>
maybe a Bat-Disco Ball? that'd make a great photoshop of him running down the street with the bomb over his head only it's all painted up like a disco ball. So imagine a animated gif of that
right here ~~>
some capsules of Bat-nitrous perhaps?
This makes me so sad. It isn't like I ever planned on meeting the man, or us running off together to an island where he could shower me with his brilliance ... it's just that now I have to change my life dramatically in one of two ways:
1) be a man when I masturbate to the thought of Batman
2) totally revamp my masturbation fantasy line up
I don't like change. This is very upsetting. His sexual orientation is NONE of any of our business anyway. I wish I could unread this thread and resume my life as it was.
Damn.
Damn.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Pepper wins
Well this thread was inspired by her so it only makes sense that she'd be the one to take the cake.
Is that a dildo next to the handcuffs (batcuffs?)? I don't think that was ever mentioned, but I could think of a few uses.
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