Batman's Utility Belt
What gadgets do you think were not mentioned and would have been highly useful?
(Basically make up cool gadgets to defeat the Joker, Penguin, Riddler,etc.)
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do you think the gadget in the far top left is pepper spray? Do you think Batman would actually use pepper spray on some scumbag or use it to give a kick to his food?
That is a smoke grenade.
This is why we can't have nice things.
A bazooka.
It's shark repellent spray!
Bat-Gun!
"Take that Joker!" Ratatatatatatatatat!!1!
That isn't pepper spray, it's knock out gas incase Batman has to bring someone to the bat cave; he'll knock them out with the gas, bring them to the cave then use his awake spray to wake them up, do what needed to be done, knock them out again, then bring that person back to gotham (whether he wakes them up, or just leave them in a back alley unconscious is up to you.) Since they were knocked out they wouldn't know where the batcave was.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
Lip balm.
bat-subway tokens
A Catwoman episode of the 60's TV series actually hinged upon Batman using a "Bat lip protectant".
This is why we can't have nice things.
I can't think of a "gay" item for him to have. you know, because of all the "Batman's gay" stuff?
maybe a Bat-Disco Ball? that'd make a great photoshop of him running down the street with the bomb over his head only it's all painted up like a disco ball. So imagine a animated gif of that
right here ~~>
maybe a Bat-Disco Ball? that'd make a great photoshop of him running down the street with the bomb over his head only it's all painted up like a disco ball. So imagine a animated gif of that
right here ~~>
some capsules of Bat-nitrous perhaps?
This makes me so sad. It isn't like I ever planned on meeting the man, or us running off together to an island where he could shower me with his brilliance ... it's just that now I have to change my life dramatically in one of two ways:
1) be a man when I masturbate to the thought of Batman
2) totally revamp my masturbation fantasy line up
I don't like change. This is very upsetting. His sexual orientation is NONE of any of our business anyway. I wish I could unread this thread and resume my life as it was.
Damn.
Damn.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Pepper wins
Well this thread was inspired by her so it only makes sense that she'd be the one to take the cake.
Is that a dildo next to the handcuffs (batcuffs?)? I don't think that was ever mentioned, but I could think of a few uses.
Si vis pacem, para bellum