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stremblay
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So I read to page 180 then the next page is 197! I am missing a bunch of pages! What should I do? I want to get a complete novel sent to me...maybe with some extra freebies to makes up for the inconvenience.

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Hahahaha!

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You got the Special Bonus Edition!

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stremblay
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For real? It seems to come back right in the middle of a chapter...but the story does seem to have a strong advance at that point of the book... dont mess with me here! someone verify haha

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Chuck was getting very experimental around that time in his career. i just find it hilarious that you would come to the cult to demand a new book and "extra freebies". did you buy the book from here? why don't you contact either the publisher or the place you bought it?

or, no, i was quick to dismiss this. let's wait and see if someone comes here to get your details to send you a new book and free stuff.

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just because you buy a book and decide to rip out pages before you get to that chapter does not mean you deserve freebies. I mean I understand the first couple chapters are pretty brutal in Haunted but get it together man!

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stremblay
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this is a joke, you are fools. hoping for free shit for getting an incomplete product is a HOPE not a DEMAND. wow. also accusing me of ripping out the pages...get a life. What the hell would I do that for. If you look at this book it is clearly missing pages bound that way..never ripped out. Also the book was a gift. It is not uncommon to receive a replacement when your product is defective.

I am blown away by some of your aggressive responses, they make me laugh at you.

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The whole point is to laugh dude.

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stremblay wrote:
this is a joke, you are fools. hoping for free shit for getting an incomplete product is a HOPE not a DEMAND. wow. also accusing me of ripping out the pages...get a life. What the hell would I do that for. If you look at this book it is clearly missing pages bound that way..never ripped out. Also the book was a gift. It is not uncommon to receive a replacement when your product is defective.

I am blown away by some of your aggressive responses, they make me laugh at you.

it's pretty uncommon to receive replacements when you contact the fansite though.

and...agressive responses--really?

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it's ok Matt i used a cute kitten photo to solve this guys problem.

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audreythirteen wrote:
it's ok Matt i used a cute kitten photo to solve this guys problem.

ah, okay. well then, carry on.

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I did not know where to contact, thought I might find useful info...
I guess I will figure out what I missed through the picture of a butt ugly cat?
Or am I to believe that you are more friendly because of it?
Either way its a fail. Obviously intended...Lucky for you two I am board at work and have nothing better to do than keep you occupied writing nonsense...LOLZ ROFL and all that bs

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Where's a fiend when you need one?

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seriously, dude, why didn't you just return it to the fucking store that you bought it from? that would make the most sense, wouldn't it?

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as I mentioned earlier it was a gift.

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If the book was a gift you should smack the person in the face with the incomplete book.

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bummer.

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It's so strange to see people taking us seriously.

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stremblay wrote:
I did not know where to contact, thought I might find useful info...
I guess I will figure out what I missed through the picture of a butt ugly cat?
Or am I to believe that you are more friendly because of it?
Either way its a fail. Obviously intended...Lucky for you two I am board at work and have nothing better to do than keep you occupied writing nonsense...LOLZ ROFL and all that bs

Just take it back to B&N or Borders or whereever and tell them you got it as a gift from that store and the problem and you'd like to get a complete book. I doubt they'd care if you're just switching it out rather than looking for money or something. Probably won't get any freebies but you'll get the whole book.
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Imke wrote:
It's so strange to see people taking us seriously.

you're not wrong. sometimes i forget that we get used to speaking to each other in that way. must be hard to take sometimes.

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matthew.odonnell wrote:
Imke wrote:
It's so strange to see people taking us seriously.

you're not wrong. sometimes i forget that we get used to speaking to each other in that way. must be hard to take sometimes.


You'd think they'd make some research before speaking up around here.
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stremblay wrote:
Lucky for you two I am board at work

Plank you for your response. Wood you like us to send a copy of the missing pages of chapter tree to you?

(in b4 Jane says dadjoke)

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I <3 this guy. Let's send him some Cujopants as a consolation prize.

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This wasn't even that good of a book. You're benefiting from the pages missing.

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I think someone needs to type out the missing pages for him, being that its our fault the book seller sold flawed book, right?

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