Vote Phil 2008

What's your stance on the little marshmellows in Lucky Charms?
Should they add white rabbit's feet to the mix?

i'd vote for a frenchman just because most of them can't stand americans, so i have something in common with them.

but i'd prefer:

JELLO BIAFRA FOR PRESIDENT

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;990124]What's your stance on the little marshmellows in Lucky Charms?
Should they add white rabbit's feet to the mix?[/QUOTE]
I propose innovation in all areas of edible products. Customers have the RIGHT to add little marshmallows to anything they damn please. Vote for me, and you will have the option to buy either regular Lucky Charms, or DIY Luckies, to which you will be able to add any amount of marshmallows you want, free of charge!
Rabbit's feet are A-OK in my book.

You got my vote but you're going have to do something to placate the PETA folk.

My kitty kat kum shot avatar should take care of that.

[QUOTE=xec8;990108]I may not be American. I may, in fact, be French.
I know nothing about politics, current affairs or world history. I have no degrees, no ambition and no friends.
But that's exactly what America needs![/QUOTE]

I thought you were Portugese?

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;990124]What's your stance on the little marshmellows in Lucky Charms?
Should they add white rabbit's feet to the mix?[/QUOTE]

Marshm[B]a[/B]llows. Marsh mellows I'm guessing are a recurring relaxed state happening near wetlands.

I'm both!

[I]*trying to think of a good french joke*[/I]

[QUOTE=corellion;990183]

Marshm[B]a[/B]llows. Marsh mellows I'm guessing are a recurring relaxed state happening near wetlands.[/QUOTE]

That's just the old timey European spelling. Get with the times !

are you going to run for presidency, then surrender in the middle of your campaign?

That's what Nixon did.
That quitter!

Would you walk around in your underwear during your term?

[QUOTE=Snarky;990332]Would you walk around in your underwear during your term?[/QUOTE]
Yes.

[QUOTE=Snarky;990332]Would you walk around in your underwear during your term?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=xec8;990413]Yes.[/QUOTE]

I vote for you !

Feck I'm French.... I can't vote !

Didn't you vote Socialist in the French elections?

Phil who?

[QUOTE=Chixulub;990429]Phil who?[/QUOTE]

Anthropist.

[IMG]http://midwestrocklobster.com/062307/philklinepresident.jpg[/IMG]

Surely you don't mean Phil Kline?

[QUOTE=McMuddle;990426]Didn't you vote Socialist in the French elections?[/QUOTE]
No. I voted independent in the first round, then missed out on the second round because the only good candidate didn't make it.

The Irish elections are just over otherwise I would have voted Phil. You should consider going for office in a small country like Ireland or Luxembourg then campaigning could be done in a day.

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actually we should all vote for this guy. he is running for president. no lie

Don't blame me! I voted for the blue M&M.

You've got my vote, Phil!

[QUOTE=MechanicalHound;990452][url]http://www.archangelmichael.info/[/url]

actually we should all vote for this guy. he is running for president. no lie[/QUOTE]

That is some fucked up shit. I can't figure quite what he's trying to get across, but if he hasn't been on Art Bell yet, I'm sure he will be soon.

[QUOTE=miraculousmeaningless;990461]You've got my vote, Phil![/QUOTE]
Soon I shall have raised an army!

Seriously, Phil who?

[QUOTE=Chixulub;990539]Seriously, Phil who?[/QUOTE]

Donahue

[QUOTE=Chixulub;990539]Seriously, Phil who?[/QUOTE]
Me. Phil El Terrible.

Not Dr. Phil?

He's helping with the campaign. You know, to reach the housewives and all.

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we're going to need some campaign slogans.

[QUOTE=bearchaser;990665]we're going to need some campaign slogans.[/QUOTE]
[B][I]Justice, Love and Lobster.[/I][/B]

[QUOTE=bearchaser;990665]we're going to need some campaign slogans.[/QUOTE]

There's No Government Like No Government.

Do We Have to Have a President?

Ignorance is No Excuse for the Law.

Because Sometimes You Need Someone Who Admits He Fucks Up.

Government By The Peep-Hole

Just use some slogans that were popular before that they no longer use anymore.
Like "Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a relief it is."

I'm thinking, if I get elected Pres, I'll send out a word-of-the-day card with each official notice I send to my citizens.

I will also give out three live action grenades to random strangers. Oh, who will it be? Will it be [I][B]you[/B][/I]?

I say it would be a eight year old with tourettes syndrome, a eighty-two yr. old vet and a thirty-two yr. old live at home mother of nine children.

What is your position on setting aside National Thag Preservations? Thag's need lots of land to roam anround on, and their natural habitat is fast diminishing. If someone doesn't do something soon, the Thags could become extinct. Are you prepared to face off against your corporate sponsorship buddies to protect the wild Thag?

[QUOTE=Thag;992492]What is your position on setting aside National Thag Preservations? Thag's need lots of land to roam anround on, and their natural habitat is fast diminishing. If someone doesn't do something soon, the Thags could become extinct. Are you prepared to face off against your corporate sponsorship buddies to protect the wild Thag?[/QUOTE]

Where's Al Gore when you [i]really[/i] need him?

What can you do about replacing my executive desk chair if you are elected president?

[QUOTE=Thag;992492]What is your position on setting aside National Thag Preservations? Thag's need lots of land to roam anround on, and their natural habitat is fast diminishing. If someone doesn't do something soon, the Thags could become extinct. Are you prepared to face off against your corporate sponsorship buddies to protect the wild Thag?[/QUOTE]

I want to make it very clear that I will not rely on corporate sponsorships to rise to power. I value my fellow citizens' opinions dearly, and their safety, happiness and health come first. Thags are an important element of our ecosystem, and National Thag Preservations are my top environmental priorities, after global warming and finding a wild area that contains things Rosie O'Donnell will [I]not [/I]eat.

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;992501]Where's Al Gore when you [i]really[/i] need him?[/QUOTE]

In hell!

[QUOTE=UbikRex;992503]What can you do about replacing my executive desk chair if you are elected president?[/QUOTE]

Hell, I'll give you three desk chairs of the finest quality!

you won my vote at hell.

This just in: Al Gore is sueing me for... libel.